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OLW

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edited February 2014 in Not Engaged Yet

Dear TK,

I hate you for eating this thread the first time I tried to make it!

No love,

CLo

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Dear school,

So, I kinda wish you had called the delay BEFORE I woke up at 0430 to go to clinical, but it's all good. Now I've got extra study/Knotting time! And I will say that the icy trees were extremely pretty to look at in the wee hours of the morning, so there's that.

Love,

A begrudging early riser

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Dear Darryl,

OMG YOU'RE BACK ON SUNDAY NIGHT YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Love,

A Walking Dead fan

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Dear self,

It's OK to not listen to every word your mom says as the gospel truth! You should still consider it, because she's older and wiser and all that good stuff, and has had some life experiences you should respect. But seriously, if it doesn't ring true after you give it your full consideration, it's truly and honestly all right to smile, nod, and do your own thing. That's what grown-ups do!

Love,

Your smarter side

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Dear C,

*Sigh* I miss you. I'm really pushing myself not to contact you yet, even though I really want to know how you're doing and what's going on in your life, but it's hard. I know it's only been three months, and I feel like I need to wait a little longer out of respect for where you probably are in your own process/journey/whatever. But I hope you know that I do miss you, care about you, and hope you're doing OK.

Love (yeah, still, in some weird way),

Me

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Dear BFF (other than the one I usually talk about on here who's getting married in April),

I'm excited for our Valentine's Day date! :) I'm gonna start brainstorming what we should do right away!

Love,

Your home slice

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Dear games and crafts for the bridal shower next weekend,

Please finish yourselves, I'm not good at this shit.

Love,

Someone who is not talented in the area of hosting stuff and things

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  • Dear Mother Nature,

    You are a BITCH and I'm over you.

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    SATURDAY! FINALLY! All the mango sunrises in my face. 

    **********

    Dear Lucy,

    I think you might need to get on WW with me because you're turning into a chunker. Also, I hope the meds we got from the vet help you feel better ASAP. 

    **********

    Dear @BriSox81,

    Our Factime/text sessions during PLL are the highlights of my Tuesdays <3



  • Dear work,

    Sorry I called out (not sorry). It's kind of nice to just relax at home, I couldn't get out of my driveway, so that means I stay home. 

    I got a date with Maury today

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    SATURDAY!!!! Can't wait!!!

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    Dear DIY invites, 

    I opened you up this morning, what did I get myself into?????

    Patience, patience, patience,

    Annoyed bride

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    Dear FI, 

    I could get used to this whole housewife thing, just putting it out there...

    Love you
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    Dear Europe,

    Get here faster!!!!!!!!

    Same goes to you too, honeymoon

    Love,

    Someone who can't sit in one place too long

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  • 500days500days member
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    edited February 2014
    Dear School District,

    Good call on canceling yesterday, since there's 6+ inches outside already. 

    much love,
    6th grade teacher

    Dear 500days,

    Good call on bringing your laptop home with you! Now those chapter notes can be completed...along with other paperwork!

    Love,
    500days

    Dear FI,

    I love our venue for the wedding...but I wish I could be fine with spending what we are spending. Thank you for reassuring me that we can afford it. I just wish I could come to terms with wedding cost!

    Love,
    500days

    Dear Snow,

    I really want to not complete paperwork and have fun outside with you! And possibly whip it in the Jeep!!

    Wahoo!,
    500days
  • Dear ice,
    You are pretty. Stick around all day so I don't have to go into work, mmmkay?

    Love,
    lazy worker

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    Dear DH,
    Thanks for the kick ass breakfast. WAY better than my boring egg would have been.

    Love,
    wifey

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    Dear DH's work,
    Please magically have a job opening in Phoenix. I'm not sure I could stand moving anywhere else. Seriously.

    Love,
    Homesick lady

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    I know how hard it is to be in your position. You're doing the right thing by not contacting him. It's too soon, and would only confuse him. While time might not HEAL all wounds, it certainly does make them less painful, so keep resisiting that urge. Talk to us instead! :)

    Love,
    Tiger
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    "You are made of win." -SopChick
    Still here and still fabulous!

  • Dear traffic,

    Calm down! I don't know why you have been here constantly this week but it's quite annoying. Go away.

     

    Dear cramps,

    Ugh...

     

    Dear job,

    I like this flow of work coming in, it keeps me busy and for once I think I'm really enjoying my work.

     

    Dear H,

    I'm not very happy about you finding your pocket knife that has been lost since October...I got you another one for Valentine's Day and now my surprise is ruined. You will have two pocket knives...sorry I'm not sorry.

     

    Dear Legs,

    The struggle exists today!

  • Dear bf,

    Damn you and your fifteen years with th company. Siriously, I'm happy for you but fuck you and your four weeks of vacation time. I finally get one and no have to wait until august to use it.

    Only slightly irritated,
    Gf that needs a break

    Dear self,

    Get your fat ass in gear and go to the gym. No excuses.

    Love,
    Chick that's terrified she may have inherited moms lupus.


    Dear self,

    If you are that worried, go to the dr and get it checked out.

    Love,
    Your brain

    Dear bf,

    Holy eff..... I just realized today how long we've been together..... Wowsers. It's been one hell of a ride, but I'm glad we stuck it out. Looking forward to many more!

    Love,
    Me

    Dear Ollie and blue,

    Can we please be scheduling a get together?? It's been well over almost two years since I met swazzle and peek.... I need more knotties!!

    Love,
    Crazy fl chick
  • @southernpeach89 The same thing happened to me on one of FI's birthdays. I bought him a new watch because his had broken. Well, he went and got the watch repaired without telling me. So now he has 2 nice watches lol 
  • Dear FB movies,

    I've already watched too many. The music is now annoying to me. My FB movie included a picture of a bathroom and a platter of cold cuts. Not as touching as the videos with kids and wedding pics.

    500days
  • Dear experiments,

    You worked on Tuesday morning. I'm crunching the numbers from yesterday's set. I don't think you worked yesterday. Please for the love of all things holy prove me wrong.

    - Never going to graduate
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    Dear Ellie-cat,

    I am thrilled beyond belief that you grew up into a lap cat. I am even more thrilled that you picked my lap. Now we're going to have to make some arrangements. First of all, I am allowed to have access to my laptop. Second, I am allowed to knit. You are not allowed to eat the knitting. Attempts to eat the knitting have always been and will always be a floor-setting offense. Don't give me that look when I set you down.

    Love,
    The Staff
  • Dear Ms. President,

    Thanks for closing the university. I know you don't do it often, but it is much appreciated today.

    Xoxo
    Snowed in

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    Dear BF,

    Please don't be a grump and work all day, just because you're "working from home." I want some mid day lovin. Just because we can.

    Love,
    Me

    ***********

    Dear @swazzle,

    I love our Tuesday night dates, and how stupid excited we get over tv shows about high schoolers.

    Love,
    Sisser

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    Dear Gone Girl,

    I'm gonna finish you today. Because I have a whoooollleee day, a bf who's working, and nothing else to do.

    Bring it.
    Me



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  • Dear snow,
    FU go away and please don't come back. That means you too ice!

    Sick of the snow

    Dear job,
    So grateful I get to work from home. thank you, thank you.
    Happy, safe and warm employee

    Dear Bailey,
    So glad you are doing well, stay health please!
    Love,
    Pet momma

    Anniversary

  • Dear Co-Workers:

    THANK YOU!!! Yesterday was awesome! I realized I have a shit ton of clothes for No-Uh now. He's gonna be one well dressed little monkey.

    Love,

    Pregnant Chick

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    Dear house:

    Please clean yourself. I'm going crazy and want to scrub you top to bottom, but I'm in so much dang pain that I can't! It's frustrating.

    No love,

    Ow! My hips!

    ************************************************

    Dear Bean's glasses:

    Seriously? Breaking out of no where this morning? Not. Cool. Now I have to figure out how to get you repaired this week since the eye doc is only open on certain days.

    UGH, No Love.

    Go fix yourselves.

    ****************************************

    Dear NEY:

    I love you!

     

    "Stuart was scared, but he loved Margalo, Mommy. And there is nothing bigger than love." -The Bean
     "His farts smell like Satan's asshole mixed with a skunk's vagina. But it's okay, because I love him." -CSousa









  • Dear NEY,

    I'm sort of jealous of you ladies with snow days. I want a snow day without the snow please...and without my laptop so I don't have to work.

    Love, Me

    ~~~

    Dear catering company,

    I love you. I love your office kitty. Why is organic, seasonal, locally sourced produce so darn expensive?

    Love, girl who is seriously trying to figure out how to stretch her budget for all the tasty food

    ~~~

    Dear Tax Return,

    Get in my bank account like yesterday!

    I love you really, but I want you now.

    ~~~

    Dear FI,

    It amazes me sometimes how I can feel more love for you everyday. I can't wait to walk down the aisle to your smiling face in 8 1/2ish months from now.

    Love, FI(ee)

    P.S. Please for to has awesomely creative Valentine's Day idea for you? I need to be better at surprises.

    ~~~

    Dear wedding vendors,

    Please email me back. I have important questions.

    kthxbai, your needy bride



  • dear code upgrade,

    finish yourself.  I QUIT YOU.

    no love,
    frustrated Coco
  • Dear Weather,

    This is crazy. Stop it. I know I used to beg and wish for all the snow back when I had an office job, but now that I only get paid when I actually work, this just isn't very convenient for me, or for my bank account. I have shit to save for, so please stop taking my work days away.

    No Love.

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    Dear Mom,

    I know you mean well, but the job listing emails you forward me from LinkedIn are of absolutely no use to me. Do you think I'm going to be a press secretary? or a VP of lab operations? WTF is that, even? Just, no. I really can (and do!) find jobs myself to apply to every day. I need your support, but I don't need your help.

    Love,

    Your favorite daughter

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    I cannot wait for Saturday! The menu looks awesome and ALL of the drinks look so good, but I think I'm going with the mango sunrises. YUM.

    Cannot WAIT to see your faces.

    Love,

    Hummingbird

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    Dear FI,

    It's super sexy how motivated you are about your job right now. I'm so proud of you and how hard you're working on this project. I think you should make brunch plans with your friend on Saturday while I'm out with mine, and maybe we can meet up at some point and continue day-drinking together?

    xoxo,
    your FI

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    Dear job gods,

    Please smile upon me soon and provide me with a good steady paycheck, so I can start wedding planning FOR REALS.

    LOVE,
    Super-qualified employee.


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  • Dear City of Chicago,

    Can you get "on" the whole plowing of snow thing?

    -Frustrated Resident

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    Dear Self,

    Those navy pants are still waaaayy too tight but they fit and they were just dry cleaned so that means they really fit.  Keep up the workouts and they will be loose once more.

    -Sore (but motivated) me

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    Dear H,

    Thank you for driving me to work this morning, and taking the dog out last night and driving us to our tax appointment this afternoon.  How did I get this lucky?

    W

  • Dear DH,

    I'm glad things are better with us.  I'm sorry your sister is a loon and makes stupid life choices.  And I'm sorry you're having such a hard time with it.  I'm here for you.  Always.

    Love,

    Wifey

    P.S.  Yes, I really did agree to date night at Hooters to cheer you up yesterday.  And you've been so sad panda about your sister that I encourage you to check out the waitresses' racks.

    ---

    Dear Mother Nature,

    We get it.  You've got your panties in a major twist.  Can we move on now?  

    No love, at all, 

    The girl who fell on her ass FIVE times on her walk to work this morning

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    Dear Cabs in Chicago,

    Why are there not more of you?  If you actually were out this morning, I wouldn't have fallen repeatedly on my way to work.  

    Signed,

    Girl who fell into a major puddle of slush

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    Dear Volunteer Job,

    I love you.  And the animals.  So many animals.

    Signed,

    Did I mention I love the animals?

    ---

    Dear Job,

    Thank you for giving me lots of disposable income.  I'm pretty sure Sephora.com wants to thank you too.

    Signed,

    Shopaholic Employee

    ---

    Dear Nephew Dog,

    I miss your wrinkly face.

    Love,

    Auntie who doesn't even care if you eat her shoes, since they're all destroyed by salt.

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    Dear BFF,

    16 days till I see you in New York!!!!  Can't wait to go wedding dress shopping with you.

    Signed,

    Can't decide if it's BSC that I'm so excited to shop for a dress, when I've never even met your fiancé.
  • Dear interview lady tomorrow,

    I really hope you like me so much for my substitute teacher interview that you hire me on the spot for a teaching position (or heck, just remember me when you need a math teacher for next year, ok?)

    -Hopeful

    Dear sister,

    I can't believe you got our wedding invite yesterday when I sent it at like noon on Monday.  I'm gonna laugh hysterically when your RSVP is the first one back.  Nerd.

    -Big sis

    Dear everyone else,

    Your invites should be arriving today or tomorrow!!

    -So excited

    Dear FI,

    You have almost been my FI for 1 year!!

    -Can't decide whether to pull the trigger on this gift I kinda want to get for you lol

    Dear bachelor contestants (especially Nikki and Claire),

    I'm over you.  I'm convinced that no one is right for Juan Pablo. 

    -Does "bachelor contestant" count as a job on your job applications?

    Dear @southernpeach89,

    FI and I tried to get each other the same Christmas present this year.  Luckily, I changed my mind because he still got me the gift I was going to get him.  Haha.

    -Blue
    I guess, to tell you the truth, I've never had much of a desire to grow facial hair. I think I've managed to play quarterback just fine without a mustache. - Peyton
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    Blue & White
    ,

    What are your thoughts on Renee and Andi (Andy?)? For some reason I still kind of like Nikki even though she seems like a bitch.

    Sincerely,
    Obsessed Bachelor Fan
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  • Awww @Loves2shop4shoes - I feel your pain.  I've stepped in so many puddles of slush/mush this winter and I've fallen on my face and been dragged for a bit on the ground too walking our dog in this crappy weather (it doesn't help that he acts like Kujo when he sees another dog and weighs 120lbs on top of the ice/slush).  So whenever you fall just think of our monster dragging me through the puddles if it makes you feel better.
  • @Blue- That's too funny! H and I struggle with what to get each other for gifts because we always want it to be a surprise and we don't want to ask what the other wants lol. It's a complicated cycle...which is why we usually do something together instead of buying gifts.
  • minskat30 said:

    Dear City of Chicago,

    Can you get "on" the whole plowing of snow thing?

    -Frustrated Resident

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    Dear Self,

    Those navy pants are still waaaayy too tight but they fit and they were just dry cleaned so that means they really fit.  Keep up the workouts and they will be loose once more.

    -Sore (but motivated) me

    -------------------------------------------

    Dear H,

    Thank you for driving me to work this morning, and taking the dog out last night and driving us to our tax appointment this afternoon.  How did I get this lucky?

    W


    Seriously, this city needs to work on plowing.  My road has yet to see one all year!  But they sure did plow over where Chicago Fire filmed yesterday.  Priorities, you know!
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  • Dear corporate gods,

    Company vehicles are awesome.  Driving an SUV with only 2WD in the Great Lakes Region is not. Yes, I do not drive over mountains on a daily basis, but I do spend my days driving around a lake that likes to dump snow.  If you want to to drive around all day, you best be getting me 4WD.

    Regards,
    Tired of getting stuck in my alley

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    Dear Rue La La,

    I'm shocked you couldn't figure out how to deliver my dress to the incorrect zip code.  Aren't you magically supposed to find my place?

    Signed,
    Doesn't know where she lives and going naked to the awards banquet

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    Dear Ford dealership,

    Stop holding my car hostage.  I'll happily trade out my old one, if you'll just get moving on this. While you're at it, can you make it a 4WD too?

    Sincerely,
    My car is super dirty and I don't want to wash it bc the new one should be clean
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  • @Hummingbird125
    Renee is from the town I went to high school in so she's kinda a local celebrity.  While I like her, I don't think she's going to win.  (Plusalso I find "win" to be a terrible verb to describe such a show, although technically you are "win"ning the show...?)  I was excited to see Andi (a person with an actual job that requires a degree, as soooo many bachelorettes are bartenders/models/waitresses and it gets monotonous) but I think she has severe issues with the format of the show and will eventually have a breakdown.  She's too possessive I think.

    Also, Nikki was my favorite.  I don't know when she went psycho.

    I need a job.  I have put too much thought into the Bachelor for one day :)  Also, my sister works with Vienna.  Yep, THE Vienna. 
    I guess, to tell you the truth, I've never had much of a desire to grow facial hair. I think I've managed to play quarterback just fine without a mustache. - Peyton
  • @twodimes haha, luckily I think my sister doesn't work directly with her, just for the same company. 

    But just imagine, all these bachelor people come home from the bachelor and...GO BACK TO WORK/REAL LIFE!?

    That has to be really hard/more potentially awkward than being on the show in the first place.
    I guess, to tell you the truth, I've never had much of a desire to grow facial hair. I think I've managed to play quarterback just fine without a mustache. - Peyton
  • Blue & White

    A good friend of mine applied to be on the Bachelor, but she submitted everything probably too late to even have a chance for this season. I think she would have been SO good for Juan Pablo. She's Russian, 30, very pretty, and a lawyer. It would have been so awesome to have a friend on the show, especially since I think she would have done well! 
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  • Dear snow,

    Thank you for canceling class because I hate class. But please be shoveled by tomorrow.

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    Dear undergrad,

    Thank you for already being in the lab and agreeing to do my timepoint so I don't have to schlep in! The snow is much deeper than I thought it would be.

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    Dear winter,

    Okay but seriously, I'm over this.

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    Dear insomnia,

    Please go away. I'm sick of not falling asleep until 5 or 6 in the morning. I'm tired of being exhausted if I wake up before noon. I am so tired of this. It's a really terrible feedback loop, and I'm trying to hard to break out of it. Now, if you'd just go the fuck away, life would improve!
    Anniversary
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  • Dear Weather,
    Could you please stop sucking! It was freezing this morning (-20) and I had to dig my car out of the snow just to get to work! Oh yeah and the heat in my apartment is working (again!) so I have to wear like 50 layers when I'm at home.

    Very cold and unhappy
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    Dear BF,
    I'm so excited to celebrate your birthday this weekend! I will make it down no matter how much the weather sucks.

    Love,
    Your cold, but determined GF
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    Universe,
    It's time for BF to get a job. People need to stop dropping of the face of the earth after offering him a great opportunity.

    Pissed off and Stressed


  • I haz another:


    Dear brother,

    I love you and want more than anything for you to have a job and roof over your head.  But you are already trying my patience.  My home=my office.  When I am in said office and on the phone, please shut the eff up.

    Also, please find a job soon!  Baby making sexy time needs to happen, and you in the guest room really makes it awkward. I'm all for you saving money, getting a job, and then you're own place.  Just do it in the speedy side. 

    Signed,

    Not excited for the adult occupant in our second bedroom.
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