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True Life

If MTV was doing an hour-long documentary of your life, what would the title be?

Today, mine would be:

True Life - We Ate an Entire Box of Samoas in Two Days

or

True Life - Yesterday's Workout has Made Me an Unmovable Log



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  • True Life - I Got Drunk Off of Four Beers Last Night and I Am Ashamed



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    True Life: Bagels for Dinner.
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  • True Life: All Dressed Up for Work, But Too Lazy To Actually Go
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    "You're our early 20's BSC scarecrow. They cower at your maturity." - lennonkdc Anniversary
  • True Life: I am a cheese addict
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  • True Life: My Cat Is Secretly Evil

    or

    True Life: I'm Going To Live Off Cheesecake Because I Can
  • True Life: I Convinced My Boss to Have a Phone Meeting Because I'm Too Sore to Walk Across Campus



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  • True Life:  My boss drops the f-bomb every five seconds.

    True Life:  I'm under 30 and asleep before 10pm.

    True Life:  I'm addicted to makeup.
  • True Life: I Love Frozen
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    "You're our early 20's BSC scarecrow. They cower at your maturity." - lennonkdc Anniversary
  • True Life: My Cat Is Secretly Evil

    or

    True Life: I'm Going To Live Off Cheesecake Because I Can
    Saw this the other day and I couldn't stop laughing even though I probably should have:
    http://www.wbtw.com/story/24938955/house-cat-attack-prompts-911-call

  • ETA:  True Life:  I bought 3 boxes of Girl Scout cookies last night.  I know they'll be gone before Sunday, and I am ashamed.
  • True Life: I'm addicted to hot sauce.
  • True Life: I Need A Vacation

    True Life: I'm Wearing Yesterday's Mascara Because I Passed Out Last Night And Was Running Late This Morning, And I Am Ashamed

    True Life: I'm A Froyo Addict
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  • True Life: I Have Slept on My Bed Next to a Messy Pile of Clean Clothes for the Last Two Nights 
    True Life: The Old Coffee Table that Got Moved Into the Bedroom Under the Window is the New Home for My Clean Clothes



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  • True Life : I'm Taking Off Work For St. Paddy's Day Because I'm  A Responsible Adult Like That
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  • True Life: I haven't done any cleaning in God knows how long

    True Life: The girl who needs a 35 hour day

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  • TwoDimes said:

    True Life: I haven't done any cleaning in God knows how long

    True Life: The girl who needs a 35 hour day

    True Life: I Only Clean When We Are Expecting Guests
    ha ha, I blame the fact that the kitchen is being renovated right now.... and laziness and lack of time...

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  • True Life: I Have to Clean My Bathroom Before My Sister Comes Next Weekend, and I Don't WANNA



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  • True life: my sore throat made me cry this morning and I'm not ashamed- I rarely cry

    True life: my life revolves around bfs sons football

    True life: I haven't cooked all week and don't feel bad
  • True Life: I Have No Motivation To Work Anymore And Would Like To Retire Now.
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  • TwoDimes said:

    True Life: I haven't done any cleaning in God knows how long

    True Life: The girl who needs a 35 hour day

    True Life: I Only Clean When We Are Expecting Guests
    ha ha, I blame the fact that the kitchen is being renovated right now.... and laziness and lack of time...

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  • phira said:
    True Life: I Go to Work and then Don't Work.

    True Life: I pretend I'm doing research when I'm actually on TK at work.

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    True Life: I just Ate a Giant Bowl of Mac n' Cheese for Lunch

    or

    True Life: I'm too Lazy to Cook Dinner Tonight



  • phiraphira member
    First Anniversary First Comment First Answer 5 Love Its
    True Life: The Most Exciting Thing to Happen Today Is That a Clock Fell Down and Broke.
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    True Life: I am almost 25 and am not above physically sparring with my brother if he eats my leftovers.

    True Life: I can't stop eating anything that has Oreos in it.

    True Life: I will apparently spend my last dime on going to The Cheesecake Factory with my nursing school friends after an exam.

    True Life: The conversations my nursing school friends and I have at lunch will make you lose yours.

  • True Life: I'm already on vacation mode

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