Wedding Etiquette Forum

Etiquette vent -- Yes, YOUR wedding is OBVIOUSLY the most important thing in MY life

edited March 2014 in Wedding Etiquette Forum
DH has a co-worker who is getting married in June.

It's a DW. At a beach. In a very, very popular vacation destination. On a Tuesday. At a location that is either an 8- to 10- hour drive, or a really inconvenient four-hour flight followed by a 2- to 3- hour drive from where we live.

DH does not (willingly) fly, and absolutely does not fly anywhere that he could drive to.

The couple sent out STDates in September, that informed us (a) of the dress code (light blues/greens/yellows), and (b) of the couple's desire that we would go in with other people who are invited (whom we do not know) and rent a beach house with them from Saturday through Thursday so as to participate in other WR-activities, such as sailing, snorkeling, clam-digging, etc. -- all of which are pay-your-own-way. 

Essentially, we're supposed to vacation with their friends for their wedding.

We aren't able to attend (literally not able -- I would have to take unpaid time off from work to go, and I'm not going to do that), but even if we COULD attend, we wouldn't, because, hello etiquette train wreck much?

We received the invite last week, and I promptly mailed back the RSVP declining and expressing our (OK, admittedly faux) regrets.

The co-worker apparently cornered DH at work last night and asked why we're not coming, and she had come to ours, and she knew that I might not have vacation time yet, but DH and I are taking a week off next month (for a belated honeymoon!) and why couldn't we move those dates to coincide with her wedding and just have our honeymoon in June?

Uhm...really? I should move MY HONEYMOON to coincide with YOUR WEDDING? Are you effing serious?

Also, she told DH that if any more people decline and/or refuse to rent the beach house, she and her FI won't get the discount on their beach house. And, she mentioned that, if we were planning on getting them a gift, they'd prefer cash to cover our absence, rather than a physical object.

He came home last night and told me this and said, 'I should probably tell you more often how very, very grateful I am to you for how etiquette-faux-pas free our wedding was.' 

Meanwhile, I couldn't wait to tell you all about this!

ETF: pronoun error
Anniversary

image
I'm gonna go with 'not my circus, not my monkeys.'
«13

Re: Etiquette vent -- Yes, YOUR wedding is OBVIOUSLY the most important thing in MY life

  • This is a joke right?   Please tell me yes, because I busted out laughing.






    What differentiates an average host and a great host is anticipating unexpressed needs and wants of their guests.  Just because the want/need is not expressed, doesn't mean it wouldn't be appreciated. 
  • Yeah, let me get right on moving my honeymoon to coincide with your wedding. Not. Gonna. Happen. I cannot believe some people are real and think it's okay to say the things that they do.
  • Wow...just wow.

    Daisypath Anniversary tickers
  • What did your husband say when she suggested that you move your honeymoon for their wedding???  I would have literally laughed in the co-workers face, not to be snarky, but because I would have assumed that she was joking.
    Don't worry guys, I have the Wedding Police AND the Whambulance on speed dial!
  • Their poor planning is not your problem. Seriously, what is wrong with people. Oh yes, I'm sure you'd love to have your honeymoon surrounded by your FI coworker's friends. 

    Where do these people come from?
    image
    image

    image


  • InkdancerInkdancer member
    2500 Comments 500 Love Its First Anniversary First Answer
    edited March 2014
    image

    ETA: my response to the woman who thinks you'll use your honeymoon for her wedding, not to HisGirl. HisGirl is not a bitch.
    Daisypath Anniversary tickers
    eyeroll
  • I think the worst part of that for me was asking for cash to help cover you absence. That sets fake obligations to the bride and groom to a new low
    image
  • On a serious note, how did your husband handle it when she confronted him? I'm so nervous about what my boss is going to say when she receives my decline to her wedding, and how I'm going to explain it. 
  • @laurym84 Well, I know my boss NEEDS some declines... her list is 40 people over what her venue room can hold. That room capacity limit is the reason why everyone was invited without their SO unless married (the very reason I'll be declining), and she doesn't want to spend the extra money to upgrade to the bigger room. If everyone accepts, I'm not sure what she's going to do. At least I'll be one of her needed declines. 
  • Wow, so, so, so many things wrong with this. I wouldn't go either! How do you get off telling people they should pay for their absence?!
    image
  • lyndausvilyndausvi mod
    Moderator Knottie Warrior 10000 Comments 500 Love Its
    edited March 2014
    I guess we know what their reflection is saying about them as a couple?


     And no it's not that they are having a DW that is an inconvenience to their guests.






    What differentiates an average host and a great host is anticipating unexpressed needs and wants of their guests.  Just because the want/need is not expressed, doesn't mean it wouldn't be appreciated. 
  • laurynm84 said:
    Am I the only person who hopes we get declines? (I know that sounds terrible, but there are definitely people who we want there more than anything, and then there are others that if they can't come, it's no big deal). 

    We have the money to pay for our wedding with full attendance, but it would be nice to be able to save some of it too.
    Nope.  I feel the same way.  Not only money saved, but assuming the declines are from the obligatory/meh invitees, it also means that we get to spend more time at the reception with the people we really really want there.
    Don't worry guys, I have the Wedding Police AND the Whambulance on speed dial!
  • ei34ei34 member
    Knottie Warrior 2500 Comments 500 Love Its 5 Answers
    I'd like to believe that this is fake...I can't believe the moxie some people have, expecting guests to make their wedding an expensive vacation. I'm shocked your husband's coworker is surprised she's getting declines. I usually send the couple a gift when I cannot attend a wedding, but in this case I'd be really tempted not to!

    @laurynm84 I was also fully prepared and able to host every guest I'd invited, but yes the handful of declines I got, I was like "yaaay"! Lol
  • @laurym84. I'm in your boat. We have the money for each and every person we sent STD to and additional folks who gain SO's between now and then. But in some cases did we invite in circles and expect say the cousin I haven't seen in 15 years to decline? Yes. I wouldn't say we WANT declines - but I'm not going to be heart broken over some people. Sidenote for if said cousin comes - I would be so damn excited!

    And OP...argh....seriously? WTF? They actually voiced that they'll lose their discount? I blocked rooms - if we don't fill the block - the discounted price is gone. My comment to the hotel was for them to call if the block isn't filled getting closer to the date - as I don't want my guest to lose their discount - WE will cover the difference. Again - WTF?? These people...argh...
  • Normally, I crochet blankets for couples for wedding gifts (yes, it takes a ton of time, but I usually have enough notice that it's not a problem), and I love giving them something handmade.

    I told DH straight-up, I am NOT making them an afghan. No way, jose.

    He still wants to get them a wedding gift (or he did, as of last week when we declined. I forgot to ask him last night if his opinion had changed). 

    I normally send gifts, too, when I can't attend.
    Anniversary

    image
    I'm gonna go with 'not my circus, not my monkeys.'
  • Wow! There are just no words for the amounts rudeness in this situation! I'd probubly be snarky and say "I can't imagine why so many people would want to miss out on your speshal day especially with your charming personality"
    laurynm84 said:

    Am I the only person who hopes we get declines? (I know that sounds terrible, but there are definitely people who we want there more than anything, and then there are others that if they can't come, it's no big deal). 

    We have the money to pay for our wedding with full attendance, but it would be nice to be able to save some of it too.


    And no I feel the same way. My fi and I see our guest list as a win win situation, if by some miracle everyone can come great!!! More people to celebrate with especially since they all fit within budget. If we get declines it's too bad they can't join us but that's less people we need to host and therefor money we can save
  • My "I'm an evil snarky witch" side votes to get them an approved color of plastic dip as they're been tools if I must get a gift.

    But with that drama llama fit - nope. No gift, no card. Nothing. My four year old can behave better than that.
  • I can't even fathom the kind of entitlement this bride has. Is she generally a shitty person? Or is this just an extreme case of bridezilla-ism? 
  • ZiggyZos said:
    I can't even fathom the kind of entitlement this bride has. Is she generally a shitty person? Or is this just an extreme case of bridezilla-ism? 
    She's not generally a shitty person, but she is generally high-strung, drama prone, self-centred, and selfish.

    She and her FI got engaged the weekend DH and I had our first date. We were engaged and had a date picked before they finalised the date.

    (Their original STDate, btw, told us all to save 'the week of' their wedding, for their wedding, because they hadn't firmed up the date yet.)
    Anniversary

    image
    I'm gonna go with 'not my circus, not my monkeys.'
  • OH HOLY HELL. What a freaking mess.

     







  • @HisGirlFriday13 I'm freaking because of the reason I'm declining. I'm declining because I'll be invited alone and I have no interest in going anywhere that my SO is not allowed to come with me unless it's a restroom, especially not a wedding. The problem is that I'm not sure there's a polite way to tell my boss this, and I'm a terrible liar so to make something up will be tough for me. Also, we work so closely together that we're also very friendly (and we've socialized outside of work. We're the same age so there's many things we have in common and have bonded over). I'm afraid I'm going to hurt/offend her personally if I decline, and again, she will ask why I'm declining. She send her STD in October so, like your DH's co-worker, it's not like I haven't had plenty of time to make sure I'm free that weekend! My SO said to just tell her he has a DJ gig out of town and I need to go with him. But again, I'm a bad liar. 

    I actually want to be honest. I want to tell her honestly that being invited to a big event alone is really not preferable to anybody and I hope she gets enough declines that she'll allow her guests to attend with their SOs. The whole staff talks about it behind her back. I almost feel bad at this point, but... she's been very clear that she gives no fucks about how people feel about this rule. They can pay for the cost to move to the bigger room or suck it up and get over it. 
  • The absolute best part of this, is this:

    "Also, she told DH that if any more people decline and/or refuse to rent the beach house, she and her FI won't get the discount on their beach house"

    Perhaps one should only plan what they can afford for a wedding, rather than relying on numbers? Or perhaps one should pause and say, "Why are people declining in such high numbers?"


This discussion has been closed.
Choose Another Board
Search Boards