OLW

audrewuh · April 2014

@buddysmom80 - we were discouraged from more than hand holding. We were always supervised when we were at his parent's house and at friend's houses. We were allowed to go out on dates, but only if his mom approved of where we were going and what we were doing. Most of the time we had to be back before dark. There were MANY times when we would have something planned out, and he would break a rule at home, like not put away his laundry, or take the trash out, and our date would get cancelled and I'd have to come over and hang out with his family if I wanted to see him. Cuddling wasn't allowed.

But those were his parent's expectations.

We actually did a whole lot of fooling around, but it was always followed with the conversation the next day of "we went too far and we need to repent of our sins and ask God for forgiveness." He was the middle boy of three and I was the first girlfriend their family ever had. It was expected that we were dating seriously to marry. We actually had friends who were legit courting, with the families sitting down and drawing up contracts and rules at the beginning of their relationship.

lmcooper86 · April 2014

@Blue & White thank you, lovely cookie fairy! I assume these are wedding-related cookies, yes?

GoldenPenguin · April 2014

@audrewuh - That boggles my mind. I mean, I get teaching responsibility and all... but, geeze.

@CLoGreenEyes - Your letter cracked me up. All is forgiven, mostly because of your lack of patient pants.

@ollie08 - I'll always be your Bri

@blue - you won't be able to forget who I am

@laPeanut1018 - The "golden" part is for Violet, obviously. I knew you'd approve

audrewuh · April 2014

@goldenpenguin - it actually ended up being incredibly emotionally and spiritually abusive. I was blamed every time we "crossed a physical line" that our parents or our faith didn't approve of. I always ended up feeling like a dirty slut just because I enjoyed whatever it was we were doing and I was condemning us to hell because he found my body to be so attractive.

That took several years to undo and process some of the damage caused.

loves2shop4shoes · April 2014

audrewuh said:

@goldenpenguin - it actually ended up being incredibly emotionally and spiritually abusive. I was blamed every time we "crossed a physical line" that our parents or our faith didn't approve of. I always ended up feeling like a dirty slut just because I enjoyed whatever it was we were doing and I was condemning us to hell because he found my body to be so attractive.

That took several years to undo and process some of the damage caused.

I enjoy your body. Should I repent?

audrewuh · April 2014

loves2shop4shoes said:

audrewuh said:

@goldenpenguin - it actually ended up being incredibly emotionally and spiritually abusive. I was blamed every time we "crossed a physical line" that our parents or our faith didn't approve of. I always ended up feeling like a dirty slut just because I enjoyed whatever it was we were doing and I was condemning us to hell because he found my body to be so attractive.

That took several years to undo and process some of the damage caused.

I enjoy your body. Should I repent?

Well obviously. It's a double sin since you're a lady enjoying my lady body.

dsp2013 · April 2014

Dear NEY hoars,

New names confuse me! But I think you ladies are smart. Since the butterball is out of the bag, I've decided my bump name is now my regular name. Get used to it.

Plus, I miss you. Coming to play after work blows.

Signed,

Suzie211 (double identities are hard)

--------------------------------------

Dearest Butterball,

Food should stay in my stomach. For realz. Puking into a Wendy's bag while driving is not a feat I want to repeat ever again.

Sincerely,

Working on perfecting my aim, i'z so sorry pretty skirt

---------------------------------------

Dear Dad,

Tell your heart to fix itself yo. Butterball needs some Bumpa love come November.

Regards,

No love for a broken heart

--------------------------------------

Dear Brother,

Jobs do not fall in laps while playing video games online against internet strangers. Get off your ass or get the fuck out.

Signed,

Cranky bitch

KeptInStitches · April 2014

Dear NEY,

I'm feeling a lot less smart now that all the screennames are changing ...

Love,

Stitches

---

Dear FI,

I love you dearly, but two things: 1.) I am so not cooking dinner tonight, and 2.) The car had better work now. And I'm not interested in discussing either of those until after I get cleaned up from today's lab work.

Love,

FI

OLW

Re: OLW

Choose Another Board

Search Boards