Does this one win the internet?

Angusaur · April 2014

What in the actual fuck. Is this just what is normal now? I would unfriend, but this is just too good.

lyndausvi · April 2014

WT.... WT.... WTF?? Where did you find that?

I can't stop laughing.

I like how the B listed people are not expected to give a gift. I wonder how the a-listers feel they are expected to give one.

Angusaur · April 2014

Sadly this is someone on my friends list! She's an acquaintance. A cousin of a close friend, who I've met just one time when we all went out for said friends birthday. I also like where she busts out just a tiny shred of etiquette with the "I'm not supposed to invite people to the bachelorette party who aren't invited to the wedding" bit. Honey, that's the least of your worries.

lyndausvi · April 2014

I will give her a couple of points for those shreds of etiquette coming out, but she is still in the negative.

Wonder if she is a knottie?

Angusaur · April 2014

Angusaur · April 2014

I hope not because I could be busted, but hey since she's not a real friend...

lyndausvi · April 2014

$100 cover? What kind of place is it?

Like the way she threw in there SHE wants to do shot with her bitches? Meaning, $100 isn't going to be enough money, better bring more bitches.

Angusaur · April 2014

I think she said the $100 covers the cover + all you can drink for 3 hours, but that's still a lot. I really want to comment that since it's an open invitation, I'm going to come with FI, mom, dad, my son, and 2 brothers. Oh and brother will need a vegetarian option, and dad can't have gluten.

Sugargirl1019 · April 2014

Holy shit. Whaaaat? None of these friends have a problem with this??

You win.

Vivandiere8 · April 2014

I do kind of wonder if this is someone from the knot because of certain things she is trying to get right. I've always wondered if anyone on here would ever find themselves being posted about and how that would all go down...

wrigleyville · April 2014

Angusaur · April 2014

Vivandiere8 said:

I do kind of wonder if this is someone from the knot because of certain things she is trying to get right. I've always wondered if anyone on here would ever find themselves being posted about and how that would all go down...

I've heard of it happening once, and apparently it wasn't very pretty. Considering I probably will never see this person again (since she's not really a friend, and I no longer live in that state) I really wouldn't be that opposed to her finding this.

alphabridesmaid · April 2014

I can't wait till everyone gets online in the morning and sees this.

Simply Fated · April 2014

^Wasn't it a FMIL and FDIL? They both came on here and vented about each other... and then found each other. Something like that.

I absolutely love that she is clearly trying to follow etiquette, but isn't really aware of what's up. Poor bride. I bet she's really wellmeaning.

Angusaur · April 2014

Simply Fated said: ^Wasn't it a FMIL and FDIL? They both came on here and vented about each other... and then found each other. Something like that. I absolutely love that she is clearly trying to follow etiquette, but isn't really aware of what's up. Poor bride. I bet she's really wellmeaning.

I'm not really sure about the specifics, I wasn't around when it happened. I've just caught references here and there about it.

I feel like she can't really be this clueless. I could maybe understand why people might think B-listing is acceptable/not rude, but some of the other things are obviously rude and just common sense. Like mentioning gifts, demanding money to pay for her at the bachelorette party, insulting her friends boyfriend and dictating dress. In what world is this ok? But then again, when the friends just go right along with it, it makes it hard to see what you're doing wrong.

(TK does not grant me access to quote boxes, apparently.)

Rebl90 · April 2014

OMG. You made my night.

I hope all her friends show up in white outfits to her bachelorette.

AlexisA01 · April 2014

Simply Fated said:

^Wasn't it a FMIL and FDIL? They both came on here and vented about each other... and then found each other. Something like that. I absolutely love that she is clearly trying to follow etiquette, but isn't really aware of what's up. Poor bride. I bet she's really wellmeaning.

I think it was a bride venting about her FSIL and then the FSIL commented on the thread and then it just exploded.

JCbride2015 · April 2014

AlexisA01 said:

Simply Fated said:

^Wasn't it a FMIL and FDIL? They both came on here and vented about each other... and then found each other. Something like that. I absolutely love that she is clearly trying to follow etiquette, but isn't really aware of what's up. Poor bride. I bet she's really wellmeaning.

I think it was a bride venting about her FSIL and then the FSIL commented on the thread and then it just exploded.

We might be thinking of different ones-- but just a few weeks ago, a bride came on the E board complaining her FBIL wouldn't take off work for the wedding. Then FBIL's wife commented that he doesn't have vacation days left and how dare the OP assume FBIL didn't want to come. It was pretty righteous and OP ended up delaying her wedding so FBIL could attend.

Sharpschruter22 · April 2014

Simply Fated said:
^Wasn't it a FMIL and FDIL? They both came on here and vented about each other... and then found each other. Something like that.

I absolutely love that she is clearly trying to follow etiquette, but isn't really aware of what's up. Poor bride. I bet she's really wellmeaning.

There was a FMIL who came on here trying to get us to agree that it was ok for her to invite 11 people to the wedding. The couple agreed since she said she would pay for it, then she pulled her offer and the couple said her 11 friends couldn't come (invites had not gone out yet).

The bride (Carson) was a member of my month board (May 2013) and got overwhelming support from the board. Interestingly enough, she turned out to be pretty psychotic and is already divorced.

jenna8984 · April 2014

Those girls in the OP sound really young. I don't know any of my friends who call each other "bitches" anymore. That was a stupid college thing. Also the fact that people are clammering to attend make them seem very young because my friends and I would roll our eyes and say not a chance.

Love that she organized the whole bach party and is paying for the bus herself...lol

Simply Fated · April 2014

Sharpschruter22 said:

Simply Fated said:
^Wasn't it a FMIL and FDIL? They both came on here and vented about each other... and then found each other. Something like that.

I absolutely love that she is clearly trying to follow etiquette, but isn't really aware of what's up. Poor bride. I bet she's really wellmeaning.

There was a FMIL who came on here trying to get us to agree that it was ok for her to invite 11 people to the wedding. The couple agreed since she said she would pay for it, then she pulled her offer and the couple said her 11 friends couldn't come (invites had not gone out yet).

The bride (Carson) was a member of my month board (May 2013) and got overwhelming support from the board. Interestingly enough, she turned out to be pretty psychotic and is already divorced.

That's the one I was thinking of!

blabla89 · April 2014

That's all. I have no words.

pinkcow13 · April 2014

Oh, WTF. How old is this bride?? She sounds like she is 15 playing bride to be. And her friends sound just as stupid. I can only imagine what a shitshow the wedding will be.

mollyringwald15 · April 2014

Wait, what? Where is the OP?

theartistformerlyknownas · April 2014

Yes. Yes this very much wins.

ElcaB · April 2014

When I read her status, I was like:

Then I read the comments and it was like:

Congratulations, @Angusaur. You are responsible for sharing the post that won the internet.

KatWAG · April 2014

This is definately in the top 5. Although I think SaraBrideSoon still wins with the whole invited/ not invited lists on FB and then daddy coming to her "rescue"

jphil0790 · April 2014

@shrekspeare In the OP the "friend" posted on FB saying her budget for the wedding has increased and she has already received RSVPs back that were declining so if any one wanted to go to her wedding to let her know so she could mail an invite. She then continued saying how she's not expecting gifts but if you want to bring something they are registered at BB&B and Target.

In the comments she started talking about her bachelorette party and how it's $100 cover plus extra money for tops and shots.....

I think that's about it

Edited: Typing too fast

mollyringwald15 · April 2014

shrekspeare said:

I can't see it! Someone paraphrase?

Same here... is there a link I am missing?

ElcaB · April 2014

Angusaur said:

What in the actual fuck. Is this just what is normal now? I would unfriend, but this is just too good.

@shrekspeare & @jphil0790, does this help?

cmclaire · April 2014

Oh. Sweet. Lord.

Does this one win the internet?

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