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Ollie08 · April 2014

Dear Head,

PLEASE stop hurting. I promise not to do whatever I did to piss you off ever again. Just please stop.

No love,

Ollie

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Dear BF,

It's super cool work is giving us another Disney experience this week. It just really sucks that the girls and I can't take time off to enjoy it with you. Enjoy your stay cation and I'll see you for the dinners!

Love,

Me

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Dear Mom aka Boss,

What in the actual eff? You said you were on your way in. I wanted to blow dry my hair while you were out. You said you were on your way back an hour ago. C'mon! Are you coming in today or not?!

No love,

Grumpy, frizzy haired girl

[Deleted User] · April 2014

dear dizziness,

go away. I enjoyed the last few days of feeling normal.

no love,
Coco

dear latte,

you were so yummy! please refill yourself.

LOVE!!!!
Coco

SmileDamnit · April 2014

Dear giant zit on my chin,

Fuck you.

Signed,

The 36-year-old who shouldn't still be dealing with this shit

Peaseblossom55 · April 2014

Dear Friday,

Please get here and soon.

Girl who is hoping to relax a bit this weekend and get some more slep

Dear real estate agent,

Please find someone to rent out the condo for June like this week if possible. I don't want more things to worry about.

Thanks,

Anxious Landlord

Dear weather,

Please stop raining and get warmer.

Thanks,

Me

Dear Rangers,

A win tonight would be really nice!

Thanks,

Rangers fan

CLoGreenEyes · April 2014

Dear self,

Stop taking extra shifts at work. I know you're broke and all, but you need to get through the rest of this class. Money can wait.

Love,

Exhausted, crabby you

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Dear heart,

You need to take a backseat for a little while. I got this.

Brain

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Dear work,

For the last time, NO, I will NOT work four twelves in a row right up to the day before I start med-surg II. So please stop calling me and asking!

Sincerely,

Are you daft???

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Dear Mom,

I hope you're having an awesome time with your sissers in Gettysburg! We'll have a nice birthday celebration for you when you get back.

Love,

Your daughter

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Dear last paper of the semester, and groceries, and lunch,

Please just do yourselves, I just want to lounge around and watch something off of Netflix today in my jammies.

Sincerely,

Demoralized woman who has been neglecting herself really badly lately

blabla89 · April 2014

Hey Hormones,

I'm gonna need you to calm down. Stop making me want to cry and eat junk food. I can't right now.

No love,
Girl who wants to eat her feelings
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Dear NEY,

Thank you for brightening my day with all the Mean Girls gifs. You guys are seriously the best.

Lots and lots of love,
laurita

Ollie08 · April 2014

@Niccirf - That's just not fair. Not fair at all.

LizzyTish88 · April 2014

Dear Everyone involved in the closing process,

I understand that you don't care how long this whole things takes, but I would really love it if we could set an exact closing date now! You are ALL on my shit list seeing as I checked until I was blue in the face that things would be all set before I left for the weekend and the first thing I heard once I stepped foot in the park was that it was all changing.

Love,

Really trying to be positive because I will have a house next week!

Dear BF,

Thank you for bearing with me during this crazy/ stressful process. I can't wait until this is over and we have our own place with the pup.

Love,

Your appreciative GF

Dear Tessie,

Mommy would love to take you for a walk today but I do not feel well at all and I know I'm just going to want to lay and snuggle. Please give mommy all the loves tonight.

Love,

Your sick pet parent

Dear head cold,

Eff you

No love,

CaseFace

ShallowSeas · April 2014

Dear FI,

/sigh

That is all.

Love,
Your FI who is crazy in love with you.

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Dear Momma,

I really hope you are feeling well enough on Saturday to come into the city with Dad to visit FI and I.

Love,
Shyshee

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Dear FI (again),

Thanks for being so involved in the wedding planning. It makes things so much easier and I really like this whole experience of planning our wedding together. I wouldn't trade it for the world. Not super excited about doing our preliminary table assignments tonight, but I'm glad you're doing it with me.

Love,
FI

Ollie08 · April 2014

Dear colds plaguing NEYers,

GO AWAY! We don't like you.

Love,

NEY

IrishDreamer · April 2014

@clogreeneyes I'm a Blackhawks fan too!!

@peasblossom, sorry, I'm first and foremost a Flyers fan... Go flyers!!!

Dear bf,

Thank you for trying new meals and not being a fart like your son, I'm excited to try some other new, healthy meal options.

Love gf

Dear girly parts,

Fuck off. After multiple different pills and options, and even though I love the dr at planned parenthood, I'm going to cough out the money and go see a regular gyno and get blood work done because something is obviously fucked up. I think my estrogen levels are tanked and that something else is going on.

Ps. What the fuck did I do to piss you off?

No love
Chick that normally isn't bat shit crazy moody for no reason and that typically enjoys sec and would like this rectified.

Dear work,

I just don't want to be here today.

Love
Tired

Dear birthday,

Please don't suck. I've got nothing planned because no one will return my calls.

No love,
Missing my family

Dear Flyers,

Please please don't suck.

Love
Flyers fan

Dear coleslaw,

You aren't the maple bacon doughnut I REALLY wanted for lunch, but you are a much healthier choice. Still not as tasty as I wanted though.

Love
Trying to eat better

CLoGreenEyes · April 2014

@IrishDreamer, I think you want @TwoDimes re: the Blackhawks. I'm not even sure which sport we're talking about right now.

Haha

IrishDreamer · April 2014

@clogreeneyes, Yeppers, I sure did...

[Deleted User] · April 2014

Dear House,

I'm very excited to move into you in a couple weeks.

Dear stuff in the apartment,

Pack yourselves!!!!

Dear H,

I'm proud of you for getting a phone interview later next week for a company you're familiar with. I hope it goes well and it's something you will enjoy.

GoldenPenguin · April 2014

Dear BF's Best Friend,

Please to be bringing the ring with you this weekend?

Thanks,

Trying not to be BSC, but it's HARD.

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Dear BF,

You're just the best. Thank you for taking such good care of me while I've been sick and making me go to Urgent Care on Sunday.

AALLLLL the loves,

Me

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Dear @buddysmom80,

OPEN THE POOL. I'm ready for lounging & drinks delivered by our cabana boy.

LOVESSS,

Brain Twin

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Dear Side-Eye Sisters,

Thank you for brightening my days, putting up with my shenanigans, and being the best damn bitches I know.

Love always,

Your LaBBQ

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Dear Best Friend,

I hope your boob is okay. I loved our hour-long conversation about NOTHING last night, even if we did forget what it was we meant to talk about. I can't wait for summer visits with you, BFIL, and my AMAZING nieces. How lucky that you & BF grew up a town away from each other

Fate, I tell ya. FATE.

Love you to the moon & back,

Me

bethsmiles · April 2014

Super Annoying Facebook Friend

Seriously? You hate Obama so much that when I post a video released from the White House about how sexual assault is wrong the fact that he is in it destroys the whole message? You are the worst type of Facebook friend - not everything needs to be a fucking political debate! I'm very much considering deleting you as a friend over this.

So Over This Shit!

[Deleted User] · April 2014

@southernpeach89 -

what is this about a house???

GoldenPenguin · April 2014

OH, I forgot one.

Dear Bruins,

WIN!

Love,

Fan

[Deleted User] · April 2014

@CocoBellaF- H and I found out last Friday that we were approved to move into our first house in a couple weeks. If I can find a picture I will post but our official move in date is May 11th so I will definitely take some pictures then.

We decided to rent for the first year in case H's job changes and we have to move again but it's basically the type of house we were looking to buy originally so I'm extremely happy with it!

KeptInStitches · April 2014

Dear @GoldenPenguin's BF,

Just give her the damn sparklepony already!

Stitches

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Dear NEY,

Thanks for all your concern about my back/side/shingles(?). I am finally healing and all the pain is going down, which makes me think it was more related to the sore on the side right on top of a nerve cluster. May you never have that because it is hellacious.

Love,

Stitches

[Deleted User] · April 2014

yay, @southernpeach89! chocolate bunnies for all!

wait....

bethsmiles · April 2014

@TwoDimes - I already unfollow this particular person because EVERYTHING is about politics on her facebook page. I think now is the time for de-friending.

Hummingbird125 · April 2014

Dear Perfect Wedding Venue,

Please find me soon. This weekend would be nice! I want to set a fucking date already so I can move on to the more enjoyable parts of wedding planning.

KTHANXBAI

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Dear FI,

I'm sorry I INSISTED on driving you to the train so you wouldn't have to walk in the rain and then was pissed off because I was going to be late for work. I wasn't really annoyed at you, I just hate being late and was stressed about the traffic and the rain. However, I was only 20 minutes late, and my boss didn't mind at all, so it was fine.

I lurve you.

-Your loving FI

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Dear Etsy buyers,

Please start purchasing my digital stuff so I can make all the monies without doing a shitload of work. Thanks in advance.

Best,

Etsy Seller

[Deleted User] · April 2014

Hahahaha @CocoBellaF you're such a meanie head!

LizzyTish88 · April 2014

GoldenPenguin said:

OH, I forgot one.

Dear Bruins,

WIN!

Love,
Fan

THIS!

Swazzle · April 2014

Dear New Jersey Devils,

Oh wait.

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Dear H,

THREE DAYS UNTIL COSTA RICA! I LOVE YOU AND YOUR FACE EVEN WHEN IT'S NOT FULLY BEARDED.

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Dear @buddysmom80, @goldenpenguin, @csousa1, @hummingbird125,

BOOZE. GUAC. PICKLE DIP. POOL. SUN. CUPCAKES. CAH. BOX HEADS. HEADS UP. CABANA BOY.

[Deleted User] · April 2014

it's all just LOVE, @southernpeach89!

Hummingbird125 · April 2014

Swazzle said:

Dear @buddysmom80, @goldenpenguin, @csousa1, @hummingbird125,

BOOZE. GUAC. POOL. SUN. CUPCAKES. CAH. BOX HEADS. HEADS UP. CABANA BOY.

FTFY

Swazzle · April 2014

Hummingbird125 said:

Swazzle said:

Dear @buddysmom80, @goldenpenguin, @csousa1, @hummingbird125,

BOOZE. GUAC. POOL. SUN. CUPCAKES. CAH. BOX HEADS. HEADS UP. CABANA BOY.

FTFY

GoldenPenguin · April 2014

Hummingbird125 said:

Swazzle said:

Dear @buddysmom80, @goldenpenguin, @csousa1, @hummingbird125,

BOOZE. GUAC. POOL. SUN. CUPCAKES. CAH. BOX HEADS. HEADS UP. CABANA BOY.

FTFY

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buddysmom80 · April 2014

Dear wedding photog, hair and MUA artist,

Can you please take all my pictures and do my hair and makeup everyday? So far my pictures look great. What's that, NEY, you want to see? Well, here you go!

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Dear mom,

STAHP

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Dear FI,

I can't wait to marry you!!!!

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Dear Wedding Dress,

See you on Saturday!!!!!!

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Dear @csousa1, @swazzle, @hummingbird125 & @goldenpenguin

The cabana boy is ready for you ladies!!!!!

Also, please add back pickle dip to the list (no love to @hummingbird125 for that) and we will be having a boozy brunch too, just an FYI.

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Dear @goldenpenguin,

My patience pants are giving me permanent muffin top, I want a sparkle pony on your finger NAO!

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