So, I have this Facebook friend. She has a three-year-old kid and is not in a relationship with the kid's father. She's constantly posting photos of her kid and tagging the kid as, say, "Jake Smith." All these years I thought it was sort of weird but that "Jake Smith" must be the name of the kid's dad, like she wants to tag the father so he has the picture, too.
Today I actually click on Jake Smith's profile and nope! I was wrong. She created a Facebook page for her son, and it must be public because I'm not Jake's friend and I can see it. It's full of his pictures and even has little status updates written in his voice: "This week I'm turning three and starting preschool!"
"I'm not a rude bitch. I'm ten rude bitches in a large coat."