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  • I tried to open my mailbox using my car remote last week. Today I pulled up to the gas pump with the wrong side of my car. This happens to me a lot. You'd think I'd learn.
    I do this with my front door... I have to say to myself "doesn't work like that smalfrie"
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  • I tried to open my mailbox using my car remote last week.
    I routinely go batshit on my garage door for not opening via the home button on my iPhone.
  • Inkdancer said:



    I tried to open my mailbox using my car remote last week.

    Today I pulled up to the gas pump with the wrong side of my car. This happens to me a lot. You'd think I'd learn.

    Next to the fuel meter on your dashboard, there should be an arrow telling you what side the gas tank is on.

    Not in mine! But the little gas pump light has the nozzle on the tank side apparently. However, as I'm a lazy bitch, I typically wait until my GGS light comes on. I'd learn and all, but DF goes weird if my car is below a half tank so it magically gets filled.

    Same way his socks magically get matched up. My favorite laundry chore. I can watch crappy gossip television while matching socks and DF is crazy impressed.
  • Inkdancer said:



    I tried to open my mailbox using my car remote last week.

    Today I pulled up to the gas pump with the wrong side of my car. This happens to me a lot. You'd think I'd learn.

    Next to the fuel meter on your dashboard, there should be an arrow telling you what side the gas tank is on.

    I think you just changed my entire life.
  • I've tried to unlock my house door with my car remote more times than I'm proud of. And tried to use my iPhone for a mouse when it's sitting next to my computer at work. (Why isn't there an app for that yet? Is there?)

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    @lolo883 I do the same thing with my phone and my mouse!

    A few years ago I was attempting to get out of a boat that had come off the lake. Naturally I was in flip flops, my silly self put my foot on the wet side of the boat and slid down the side with my leg. Let me tell you I haven't seen such dark shades of purple and red in my life. It was rough.

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