Kimye Wedding Snark from Page Six

adverb1129 · May 2014

http://pagesix.com/2014/05/29/golden-toilet-tower-headless-nude-statues-inside-kimyes-wedding/

I loved every piece of this silly, silly article. Of course they chose to have a gold toilet box crane-lifted to the venue. Of course they had 30 life size statues commissioned only four days before the wedding. Of course Kanye cut the bar in half with a saw. I only wish the article had more pictures.

Inkdancer · May 2014

My brain refuses to process any of this. Surely this can't be true???

adverb1129 · May 2014

@Inkdancer: I'm going to take the piece with a grain of salt but I do enjoy the over-the-top ridiculousness of it all

HisGirlFriday13 · May 2014

That's just...wow.

wrigleyville · May 2014

I have never seen a finer collection of douchebags.

lyndausvi · May 2014

Something tells me some of this is indeed correct.

thisismynickname2 · May 2014

I loathe Kim with a passion (Kanye the person sucks but I like some of his music) but......... << hangs head in shame >> I loved her wedding dress. The Givenchy, I believe it was, with the illusion cut-outs and lace sleeves...

That's it, the only thing I clicked on in relation to that shitshow was about the dress.

sarahufl · May 2014

I hope she has the sense to have something more low key for her next wedding.

wajohnson09 · May 2014

http://www.pinkisthenewblog.com/2014-05-26/you-have-to-read-the-best-kimye-wedding-announcement-ever

"Wed egoist" roflmao

Marzipan13 · May 2014

I don't give two shits one shit about Kimye / the Kardashians / any of them AT ALL.

...But I will say that I like her gown better at this wedding.

climbingsingle · May 2014

Yup, that's exactly how I imagined their wedding.

PennyBlossom2311 · May 2014

Holy Cluster-Fucking-Crazytown.....I'm sure some may not be true, but I wouldn't be surprised if it all was. I think I like the drunk lady passed out on the chaise lounge. She probably had a blast!

pinkcow13 · May 2014

I feel that for any other celebrity wedding this surely can't be true. But I totally believe it for this one. I personally hated her dress. I guess it was better than the one with Kris. I hope she gets a better dress for the next one.

slothiegal · May 2014

PennyBlossom2311 said:

I think I like the drunk lady passed out on the chaise lounge. She probably had a blast!

If I was at that shitshow, I'd probaly need copious amounts of alcohol to deal with it too.

lyndausvi · May 2014

I actually liked her dress. Surprised I did, but I thought it was nice and not too over-the-top.

The rest of the wedding. Completely over-the-top, but completely expected. I'm not sure how acturate the article was, but there was in fact a crane to get things into/onto the Fort. So I'm sure it's not too far off.

AprilH81 · May 2014

I liked the dress from the back, but the front looked like she was wearing a giant bib/burp cloth.

sophhabobopha · May 2014

Oh my.

[Deleted User] · May 2014

Yeah.... somehow this doesn't surprise me.... they're just sad and pathetic. So sick of hearing about their wedding - it just proved the type of people they are

FiancB · May 2014

I lol'd

Simply Fated · June 2014

Is this real? Or just how the writer imagined things could go crazy?
45 min toast to himself? Bieber a no show? Forklifts greeting the guests?
I can't deal lol.

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