I was typing "Ascension Syfy" into the Google search bar, when it autocompleted it partway through as "ascension symptoms." If you ever wanted to know what the symptoms you're experiencing are, and if they're advance notice that you, dear Knottie, are ascending to a higher plane of existence like Daniel Jackson did twenty or so times in Stargate SG1, then these myriad websites are for you. Notice that this is not ONE search result, but many. There are apparently a lot of people out there who are not only trying to vibrate on a higher plane and pretending they know what that phrase means, but feeling that they are on the brink of actually succeeding.
This almost makes up for Philosophy discontinuing my favorite scent.