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  • beetherybeethery member
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    slothiegal said:
    Oh my gosh!  That was my first word too!!

    I dropped my pacifier in a pile of horse manure, put a hand on my diapered hip, and said quite clearly, "SHIT."  My mom found it fucking hilarious.
    My mom said I dropped my bottle on the floor and hissed, "shit!" under my breath in the tiny baby voice that I had.
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    jdluvr06 said:
    MagicInk said:
    misshart00 said:
    Maybe they'll change it back to *no no word.*
    That makes me think of vagina. Can I still say vagina? Because my grandmother used to tell me my vagina was called my "no no", I was pretty sure she was wrong because my mom said it was called my vagina. 

    Also I used the word vagina four times. Well five now. I'm impressed by me.

    It would be interesting if we weren't allowed to say vagina, especially since is for all three of their websites. Could you imagine making the ladies on the bump say they had to push their baby out of their no no?
    For that matter, how will the Nest ladies describe their tasteful Georgia O'Keefe's. HOW, I ASK YOU???
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  • Maggie0829Maggie0829 member
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    beethery said:
    slothiegal said:
    Oh my gosh!  That was my first word too!!

    I dropped my pacifier in a pile of horse manure, put a hand on my diapered hip, and said quite clearly, "SHIT."  My mom found it fucking hilarious.
    My mom said I dropped my bottle on the floor and hissed, "shit!" under my breath in the tiny baby voice that I had.


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    LOL!  I had a similar thing happen when I was little.  My Mom said I dropped one of my toys out of my play pen and promptly said "Fuck!"  My Mom wanted to bust out laughing but my Grandmother was sitting there and she didn't hear me so my Mom didn't want to have explain what she was laughing at to her.

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  • VulgarGirlVulgarGirl member
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    AddieCake said:
    Will we have to go back to using "cock" for every swear word again? Because I did rather enjoy finding that loophole. It was cocking awesome. 
    I fucking love the word cock! (I mean I cocking love the word cock!) I have two shirts, one that says "Got Cock?" and the other that says "Ask me about my cock!", I think I'll have to wear one tomorrow. Today's says "Pretty in Ink"...not as exciting. 
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  • climbingsingleclimbingsingle member
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    My mom taught me the correct words for my parts when I was super young. And I guess when she taught me vagina, my little baby brain heard Bagina. So, one day we were in the grocery store and I was trying to get out of the shopping cart and I fell and hit my lady parts. I started screaming out, "MY BAGINA! MY BAGINA!" My mom died of embarrassment and my Grandma was laughing her ass off saying, "See, I told you not to teach her those words yet. 
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  • AddieCakeAddieCake member
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    lolo883 said:
    I can get on board with calling someone a cockwaffle.
    The way I'm reading it, they will be cracking down on even calling someone so much as a speshul snowflake, so cockwaffle is definitely out. That's why I just offer people waffles. Can't get accused of name calling if you just OFFER someone a waffle!
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  • beetherybeethery member
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    wandajune6 said:
    They're not bad words if your gramma taught them to you. And my gramma swears like a sailor.

    Fuck it.
    I don't know how to spell all of the Italian words my grandma uses, but her favorite is 'Vaffangulo' or 'Vaffanculo'. I think it means "get fucked in the ass'

    She also says something like 'Come si giam' which apparently means WHAT DO YOU WANT????

    For the longest time I thought 'E boccia' meant excuse you in Italian, because she'd always say it after my dad did a loud Pavarotti burp. I found out when I was in middle school that it means "You're disgusting'
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  • daria24daria24 member
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    I find some of these "creative" invitation wordings vile, can I report them?

    Also I love how users repeatedly as for a clarification of TOS, and all we get are more vague and subjective ones. 

    In TV we have a "bleep" list of all the words/phrases we have to bleep. Can we get one for TK? Our list is hilarious to read. It's practically poetic. 
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    wandajune6 said:
    They're not bad words if your gramma taught them to you. And my gramma swears like a sailor.

    Fuck it.
    I can get on board with this plan. My grandma taught me the word cunt.
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    MagicInk said:
    slothiegal said:
    beethery said:
    Cookie Pusher said:
    I'm curious who gets to determine what is "vile". I'm from Jersey, and certain words are just part of our normal lexicon.
    My daddy is from Tom's River, and was not allowed to play with the neighbor kids because he cursed so much. At FOUR YEARS OLD. My first word, EVER, was 'shit.' It was not a windy day when the apple fell off of that tree.

    I don't know what's going to happen if I am not allowed to cuss.
    Oh my gosh!  That was my first word too!!

    I dropped my pacifier in a pile of horse manure, put a hand on my diapered hip, and said quite clearly, "SHIT."  My mom found it fucking hilarious.
    Mine was twat. An older cousin knocked me down and I looked at her said "Twat". When my dad started trying to hide his laughter I repeated louder and louder "Twat, twat, twat, twat!", and that was when my parents figured out exactly what they would be dealing with. 

    My first word was duck but my mom swears I was trying to say fuck.
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    jdluvr06 said:
    MagicInk said:
    slothiegal said:
    beethery said:
    Cookie Pusher said:
    I'm curious who gets to determine what is "vile". I'm from Jersey, and certain words are just part of our normal lexicon.
    My daddy is from Tom's River, and was not allowed to play with the neighbor kids because he cursed so much. At FOUR YEARS OLD. My first word, EVER, was 'shit.' It was not a windy day when the apple fell off of that tree.

    I don't know what's going to happen if I am not allowed to cuss.
    Oh my gosh!  That was my first word too!!

    I dropped my pacifier in a pile of horse manure, put a hand on my diapered hip, and said quite clearly, "SHIT."  My mom found it fucking hilarious.
    Mine was twat. An older cousin knocked me down and I looked at her said "Twat". When my dad started trying to hide his laughter I repeated louder and louder "Twat, twat, twat, twat!", and that was when my parents figured out exactly what they would be dealing with. 

    My first word was duck but my mom swears I was trying to say fuck.
    I have a bad habit of dropping my R's, and it was terrible when I was little. So I'd say fork, but without the R it sounded a hell of a lot like fuck. Now I'm wondering if I was trying to say fuck.
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    AddieCake said:
    lolo883 said:
    I can get on board with calling someone a cockwaffle.
    The way I'm reading it, they will be cracking down on even calling someone so much as a speshul snowflake, so cockwaffle is definitely out. That's why I just offer people waffles. Can't get accused of name calling if you just OFFER someone a waffle!
    That worries me. As does the "Ask yourself: is this inflammatory?" suggestion. I mean, frrl? 

    What scares me the most is that this stuff is SO subjective that I have a feeling the ones who whine the loudest will be rewarded the most. "Oh no, someone didn't blow sunshine up my butt, FLAG!" "How dare you call me lazy for being lazy, FLAG!" "Why would you say such disparaging things about my locavore diet, FLAG!" Like, this shit will get out of hand so fast...
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  • beetherybeethery member
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    KatieinBkln said:
    That worries me. As does the "Ask yourself: is this inflammatory?" suggestion. I mean, frrl? 

    What scares me the most is that this stuff is SO subjective that I have a feeling the ones who whine the loudest will be rewarded the most. "Oh no, someone didn't blow sunshine up my butt, FLAG!" "How dare you call me lazy for being lazy, FLAG!" "Why would you say such disparaging things about my locavore diet, FLAG!" Like, this shit will get out of hand so fast...
    Remember the lady who created a post on tech support asking how to report/ban users? That was because she got eyerolls and suggestions not to have a gap.

    Is it inflammatory to non-craycrays? No. Is it inflammatory to craycrays: PROBABLY YES. Everything is!
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  • VulgarGirlVulgarGirl member
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    Maggie0829 said:
    I swear, all of this seems like deja vu to me.
    Kind of like they had a meeting and said "Remember when everything was crazy and shitty and no one liked it? Lets do that again!", is that how you're feeling?

    (I wasn't here then, but there have been stories floating around)
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  • jdluvr06jdluvr06 member
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    Depending on how this new rule turns out I might have to check out that other board.
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    MagicInk said:
    jdluvr06 said:
    No! One of my favorite things about this board is that I can say fuck. I can't on the other message board I'm on.
    Before I signed up, I totally stalked the shit out of this place. And I loved that I could say fuck. Every other message board I've been on is all "Gasp! No! Not...the cussing!!!" and I'm like fuck that fucking shit. Then I saw TK and was like...I can cuss! I can say fuck, ass, shit, damn, hell, and even OMG!!! (I got in trouble in another place because someone might be offended by OMG). 

    No one is taking away my right to say fuck! (may not be an actual right, I fuck a lawyer, I'm not one myself)
    I wish someone would do a commercial with this line, "I fuck a lawyer, I'm not one myself."

    My son's senior year was spent mostly in the shop class as the teacher's assistant. The teacher was telling everyone to keep the language appropriate as though your grandmother's were in the shop. My son told the teacher he might want to rethink that because he could get into a lot of trouble talking like Granny!
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  • Maggie0829Maggie0829 member
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    MagicInk said:
    Maggie0829 said:
    I swear, all of this seems like deja vu to me.
    Kind of like they had a meeting and said "Remember when everything was crazy and shitty and no one liked it? Lets do that again!", is that how you're feeling?

    (I wasn't here then, but there have been stories floating around)
    Pretty much.  When they rewrote the TOS before we had the same conversations that are occurring here, such as "can we say this?" or "what about this? "is this considered vile in this context or is okay in this context?"

    I don't think they learned that they can't make vague rules and then not explain themselves.  They just post and run and cross their fingers that we won't question the changes.

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  • AddieCakeAddieCake member
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    That's exactly what happened last year with the flags. You couldn't say boo w/o getting flagged. I don't see them bringing those back, but I do see an increase in speshul snowflakes running to KP and KP banning people for being "mean" now.
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  • Cookie PusherCookie Pusher member
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    So does this mean I have to start swearing in pinyin? *sigh* 该死!
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    OK, the flag button IS functioning. I just tried it out on Maggie.
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  • VulgarGirlVulgarGirl member
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    jdluvr06 said:
    Depending on how this new rule turns out I might have to check out that other board.
    Follow the link @RajahBMFD posted. Come over. Come over. (this is to be said in a hypnotic voice...hard to convey over the interwebs)
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  • chibiyuichibiyui member
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    @ MagicInk post a hypnotoad gif, that'll wo- ALL GLORIA TO HYPNOTOAD.
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