1. It's really hard to climb a fence when you're drunk and in flip flops.
2. It's apparently really hard to break a penis pinata.
3. My FMIL likes to ask a lot of questions.
4. Some people go CRAZY when wine tasting (not us, another group we encountered).
5. Massage books from the 70s are unintentionally hilarious (my friend bought me one without looking in it)
I think it's going to take me a whole week to recover. But damn, did I have fun!