Hilarious OK cupid dating profiles

Re: Hilarious OK cupid dating profiles

• slothiegal member

  

  July 2014

  Extra awesome, because I just got an email today from OK Cupid warning me my account was going to be deactivated soon.  DRATS.

  

  
  

  
  

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• LabLove86 member

  

  July 2014

  I love it. I saw some doosies on there before I met BF.

                                  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• falsara member

  

  July 2014

  That shit is HILARIOUS.  People really need to know what NOT to put on a dating profile.  Many of them should check their grammar and use a spell check, it might get them more dates, or at least let people know that they are somewhat intelligent even with their messed up ideas of relationships.

  The Disney guy was waaaay creepy though.  A lot of them were creepy though. SMH.

                                             

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• chibiyui member

  

  July 2014

  Oh. Those were great.
  
  I took the Disney guy to be joking. Usually creeps are either A. Not that self aware or B. Trying to hide how creepy they were. 
  
  I do want to dick-punch fedora dude. 

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  

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• holyguacamole79 member

  

  July 2014

  When I was on match.com, a profile I once browsed was written in all caps and included the line "my friends and family often ask me how it's possible that I'm 35 and still singal." (Yes, spelled like that)

  
  
  
  
  

  

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• raissyrais member

  

  July 2014

  Oh my goodness this is so sad that people are really like this!
  

  

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• JCbride2015 member

  

  July 2014

  "I once made a gift fart in church."

  
  

  I'm imagining he put a fart machine in the donation basket.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  "I'm not a rude bitch.  I'm ten rude bitches in a large coat."

  
  

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