My cousins wedding is next weekend. Full catholic ceremony with reception to follow on the top floor of a nice swanky hotel in a big city. Im really looking forward to this bc I think it's going to be a blast.
Mom calls me today and asks "so do you think dad can get away with wearing nice slacks and a short sleeve button up shirt."
Me "no mom, dad really needs to wear a suit."
Mom "well why? It's going to be hot out"
Me "mom, this is a formal event. And I'm pretty sure the church and hotel will have air conditioning. Dad can where whatever he pleases but in my opinion he really needs to wear a suit."
Mom (huffing) "fine! I guess I will have
To get his suit cleaned."
Meanwhile dad is in the background asking when I started dictating their attire. Love them to death. I hung up laughing