You guys remember this mess right?
http://forums.theknot.com/discussion/1022357/second-ppd
So I finally picked up the phone to call Ursala and tell her, nope no way on God's green earth am I going to be in your second PPD. Honestly, nothing terribly exciting happened. This was our convo:
Me: Hey Ursala, it's Fiona, I'm calling about the uh...bridesmaid proposal you sent?
Her: Oh yes! I was wondering, I hadnt' heard from you, ok so we picked out a dress, let me get the style number for you.
Me: Actually, I won't be needing that. I figured since I was already in your last wedding (I'm playing dumb that that was a PPD itself), I'd skip being in the uh...vow renewal. Because ya know, it was kind of stressful last time. Me and you, we're just so different (I'm not a crazy bitch, you are), ya know.
Her: It's not a vowel renewal. We're getting married, it's a wedding.
Me: Oh, but...did you guys split up? Because I thought it was still Jaffar you were marrying....
Her: No, we didn't split up. That one you were last time wasn't a wedding. I mean, it wasn't what I wanted for a wedding. It was all for my mom. So this is my real wedding. Finally!
Me: Oh, so you're delusional on top of being a crazy ass bitch since you were married in a Catholic ceremony before that mess of a wedding took place, will Jaffar be getting his own wedding for exactly what he wants too?
Oh, fine I didn't actually say that. I wanted too. I thought about it.
Me: Oh, well, still I think it's for the best if I'm not a bridesmaid. (is what I actually said)
Her: Yeah, I guess you're right, you'd stand out with my friends anyways. Well, you'll probably be hearing from one of them regarding my shower in a few months! I hope I get to see you there!
And then we hung up. She's nuts. Like, I'm actually wondering if we need professional intervention here. But yes, I will attend the shower and report back.