...because I'm a cat.
http://confusedcatsagainstfeminism.tumblr.com
Seriously though, a) the "I don't need feminism" ladies piss me off, and b) Confused Cats Against Feminism is both hilarious and cute. There's even a hedgehog cameo on Page 2.
"I'm not a rude bitch. I'm ten rude bitches in a large coat."