So a girl I went to HS with got engaged a few weeks ago. She posted a status today along the lines of "only got engaged a few weeks ago and I've already got so much booked. Can't wait to see what comes next!!!!!"
So someone commented "don't forget to invite your favorite customer (me!)."
Ok, she should have seen this coming. Fine. Whatever. BUT THEN SHE RESPONDS: "our ceremony will be taking place at [public place], so feel free to join us, I'm sure we'll have strangers watching, too!"
What the actual fuck. I can't even comprehend this.