My bossman just got a wedding invitation delivered - by a man in a coat and tails, top hat and gloves, driving a limo. No big deal.
He is presented with the "invitation" which is wrapped up in a box with a pretty bow. He opens it, butterflies fly out (which are now all over my damn office and I can't get rid of them). Inside is a hard cover book cased in black fabric and covered in jewels. Open it up, it's got 5 colour pages of their engagement shots and on the last page is their wedding details (6 hour gap) and an RSVP card, a meal card, and place cards that you're supposed to write your name on and what you're ordering for food (out of chicken, beef, pork, veal, vegetarian, or glueton (sp?) free.
Whatever, so bossman goes to walk away and coat and tails guy goes "Please note the RSVP states it needs to be handed back to me before my departure" So bossman looks at his wife and his wife just shrugs so Bossman says he'll go.
I asked if I could take a picture of the invite to show you guys but Bossman said no
ETA: What do butterflies even eat? I don't want them to die.