1. I did a fist bump with him and instead of "blowing it up" like DH does with him, I just did nothign. So he says to me "you forgot the hand fireworks!"
2. He can't say directions. He says erections. One day he walked up to me with a bunch of instruction from his Lego sets and said "Look at all my erections!" I about died. And I keep making him say directions so I can laugh.
3. He also can't say right now. He says it "raw-t naw". Like he's got an accent or something. No idea where that came from. So I make him say right now after saying directions. And then I feel bad briefly for laughing, but I just ask him to say directions again and keep on going.