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  • beethery said:
    beethery said:
    Girl I thought that was shampoo.
    When I was scrolling down, I only saw the top of it. For serious, I thought it was a dildo.
    SAME! I was like... well damn girl fly the freak flag. And then my brain went to shampoo and I thought, yeah we'll say shampoo. Yes.
    My first thought was,"THAT DILDO IS MASSIVE."
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  • The 4th speed is 'You're not going to have one left, but you won't be sad about it."
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    I'm the fuck
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  • Wow.  Sorry I went to bed early last night!  Thanks for the morning entertainment :)




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  • Wow, this thread took an interesting turn. 
    Well Ashley is definitely not stalking her registry anymore.
    You've got that right! Instead, I was reading up on all of these high quality vibrators, hahaha
  • DId someone say sparkly alcohol??! I'll take a glittery drink anytime of the day! #blingforlife
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  • I saw that booze last weekend, and was so tempted!  Now I'll only see dildos when I go back to look at it.  
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  • Sparkly booze turned dildo talks for the WIN!

                                               

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  • This thread wins everything.
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  • OKay, all dildos aside (or where ever you want to put them, wink), I'm gonna need a review on this purple drank, cause I LOOOOOVE Moscato, and if this vodka is anything like actual moscato, I'm well and truly fucked.  Hey look at that, I brought it back to dildos anyway ;)
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  • That moscato looks amazing.

    Have y'all ever tried the WeVibe? :)<3

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  • chibiyui said:

    Hey, taste being equal, I would totally go for the sparkly colorful drink. With a motherfucking cocktail umbrella in it.

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    "BE SOMEBODY! Hey, it looks just like the picture... you even got the cocktail umbrella for it!"
  • OKay, all dildos aside (or where ever you want to put them, wink), I'm gonna need a review on this purple drank, cause I LOOOOOVE Moscato, and if this vodka is anything like actual moscato, I'm well and truly fucked.  Hey look at that, I brought it back to dildos anyway ;)
    It was delicious! It's not really anything like actual moscato though. It's incredibly strog - we took it as a shot.
  • So I went to a friend's shower who registered at target and she got like 5 of the same bed sets. I wonder if their registry is screwy, she isn't the type to return for money.
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  • That moscato looks amazing. Have y'all ever tried the WeVibe? :)<3
    Um I think I need that now. 

    larrygaga said:
    So I went to a friend's shower who registered at target and she got like 5 of the same bed sets. I wonder if their registry is screwy, she isn't the type to return for money.
    I think I totally lucked out on my Target registry!!! The only duplicate I got was cloth napkins, which I can totally use more of.  No problems with mystery items getting added or anything.

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  • larrygaga said:
    So I went to a friend's shower who registered at target and she got like 5 of the same bed sets. I wonder if their registry is screwy, she isn't the type to return for money.
    It's definitely Target. I got 3 toaster ovens, 2 sets of dishes, 2 bread boxes, and 2 panini makers.
  • larrygaga said:
    So I went to a friend's shower who registered at target and she got like 5 of the same bed sets. I wonder if their registry is screwy, she isn't the type to return for money.
    It's definitely Target. I got 3 toaster ovens, 2 sets of dishes, 2 bread boxes, and 2 panini makers.
    With that many toasters and panini makers, you're going to need at least 5 bread boxes. You'll never eat cold bread again.

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  • larrygaga said:
    So I went to a friend's shower who registered at target and she got like 5 of the same bed sets. I wonder if their registry is screwy, she isn't the type to return for money.
    It's definitely Target. I got 3 toaster ovens, 2 sets of dishes, 2 bread boxes, and 2 panini makers.
    With that many toasters and panini makers, you're going to need at least 5 bread boxes. You'll never eat cold bread again.
    Hahaha, that's what I said! Warm bread 4 lyfe!
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