A girl I went to HS with and who I’m FB friends with had a
baby earlier this year and then a few months later married the baby’s father in
a simple courthouse wedding. She even posted a very adorable picture of her,
her new husband, holding up their baby and the certificate and showing their
new wedding bands, and a caption that said “Guess what? We just got married!!”
I thought it was great.
Flash forward to this morning when I log onto FB and see
picture after picture of her semi-lavish, OOT bachelorette party, bride-to-be
sash and all. Saw one comment under a picture of someone saying “congrats! Didn’t
know you were having a wedding!”, girl responded with "we wanted to do it for real this time!" Went onto TK to "find a couple + registry" and sure
enough, her and her husband are registered for a “wedding” this fall.
I know this topic has been beaten to death already and I
know I’m snarking extra hard because I haven’t had my second cup of coffee yet. So what will the caption for her "wedding" picture say? "Guess what? We booked a date and created a registry so that our family and friends would feel obligated to buy us gifts while I wear a white dress and eat cake!"