Craziest places

wandajune6 · September 2014

Loving this morning's posts!

Next topic that comes to mind: craziest place you've played?

I'll start: green room of a theater during a Backstreet Boys concert. While they were on stage.

Who's next?

ShesSoCold · September 2014

Wow. I'm not that impressive. Just various cars in various locations.

Most recently in H's truck the night before the wedding. In our driveway. When we were supposed to be spending the night alone. Oops.

Years and years ago H (then secret BF and "just friends" to the public) had sex in my car in a friend's front yard where everyone was parked for a backyard party. Someone was leaving and like 45 people felt the need to walk him to his car - right next to mine. Nobody saw us but it was terrifying.

cupcait927 · September 2014

No place super crazy for me. Lots of cars in dark places off the side of the road. One time there was the dressing room at a Macy's. Almost did it in a wooded area of a park during a festival but a group of people started walking in our direction.

lurkergirl · September 2014

Nothing too crazy for us, sadly.

High school BF was a lifegaurd, and we did it in several pool bathrooms on rainy days.

FI and I did in a friend's bathroom during a party when we were still early in the relationship and couldn't keep our hands off each other, and we were totally called out for it.

Cars, pools, lakes, boats....Oh, and we have done it on the Jet Ski on the lake during the day. Several times. That's exciting!!

mrsmorales2be · September 2014

I'll play....mine? In my room. In the guesthouse of FI's sister's convent. His family was in the parlor visiting with his sister. We were supposed to be getting allergy medicine......
#sorrynotsorry

ShesSoCold · September 2014

lurkergirl said:

Nothing too crazy for us, sadly.

High school BF was a lifegaurd, and we did it in several pool bathrooms on rainy days.

FI and I did in a friend's bathroom during a party when we were still early in the relationship and couldn't keep our hands off each other, and we were totally called out for it.

Cars, pools, lakes, boats....Oh, and we have done it on the Jet Ski on the lake during the day. Several times. That's exciting!!

Oh yeah I've done that too. With an ex at his friend's house. Someone walked in. Ugh I was such a gross drunken teenager.

I also want you guys to know that one of the aforementioned cars, was a hearse. I think he parked it on like a bike path and then we fell asleep. How we didn't get caught is beyond me.

climbingsingle · September 2014

On a hiking trail in the middle of the day.

lurkergirl · September 2014

ShesSoCold said:

lurkergirl said:

Nothing too crazy for us, sadly.

High school BF was a lifegaurd, and we did it in several pool bathrooms on rainy days.

FI and I did in a friend's bathroom during a party when we were still early in the relationship and couldn't keep our hands off each other, and we were totally called out for it.

Cars, pools, lakes, boats....Oh, and we have done it on the Jet Ski on the lake during the day. Several times. That's exciting!!

Oh yeah I've done that too. With an ex at his friend's house. Someone walked in. Ugh I was such a gross drunken teenager.

I also want you guys to know that one of the aforementioned cars, was a hearse. I think he parked it on like a bike path and then we fell asleep. How we didn't get caught is beyond me.

Yeah...not a teenager. I was 22 or 23. But drunk and gross, yes. It was also a white trash party, so I was definitely fulfilling the role! And nobody walked in, but when we walked out I was wearing his flannel shirt, and his friend said, "Hey, that looks like a 'just got fucked' shirt!" Sooooo embarrassing (I mean, I was a mess, but I still had some standards

ShesSoCold · September 2014

This thread is making me recall just how gross of a drunken teenager I really was. : /

I may or may not have given an ex a BJ in his friend's den (no door). During a party.

climbingsingle · September 2014

Guys! I was a drunken/stoned teenager! And I was pretty gross with my boyfriend. You don't even know. *shudder*

JCbride2015 · September 2014

Various cars. The neighborhood actually put up a "No Parking" gate to block off our favorite sexy spot and we are convinced it was us. Very proud of that.

Oh, and we once fooled around in line at Six Flags for the hayride during Fright Fest. It was really dark and we were teenagers. Nope, not drunk and nope, didn't get caught.

cupcait927 · September 2014

JCbride2015 said:

Various cars. The neighborhood actually put up a "No Parking" gate to block off our favorite sexy spot and we are convinced it was us. Very proud of that.

Oh, and we once fooled around in line at Six Flags for the hayride during Fright Fest. It was really dark and we were teenagers. Nope, not drunk and nope, didn't get caught.

One of my exes and I were fans of car sex and found a spot that was easy to go to and off the road. One day we went back and there was a giant rock blocking the spot we always used. I also think that they caught on to us (and whomever else may have been going there, because it was a good spot for car sex) and put a stop to it.

hellohkb · September 2014

Cars, a few fitting rooms at stores, outside on my deck when we lived in a duplex, and I think those are the only weird places. Not too horrible, I guess.

pinkcow13 · September 2014

Ooo fun!

FI and I used to park the car on isolated blocks around 5th avenue on the upper east side, and get naughty. It's pretty quiet around that area super late at night compared to other parts of the city. If any of you are from the city think of like 93rd street between 5th and Park at like 3AM.

One time we did it in the middle of Central Park. We had just left the bar and decided to head to the West Side by cutting through the park in the middle of the night, when we decided to get frisky.

Oh, and the stairwell in my building, when I used to live at home. We used to go up to the top floor, by the roof and have naughty time there.

cupcait927 · September 2014

@pinkcow13 you just reminded me of a place I had forgotten about! I had sex with an ex in the hallway of an apt building after leaving the bar late one night. Ex used to live in the building and couldn't wait until we got home to have sex. Still thankful to this day that no one decided to walk out of their apt into the hallway!

jenna8984 · September 2014

Waaaah I'm so boring! I've never done it in a car (given road head but that's it). My only place outside of my/his private residence was the men's dorm shower at college.

sarawifenow · September 2014

I once had sex in the candy store parking lot that I worked at in highschool. That's about as weird as I get with places unless you count FMIL's house.

slothiegal · September 2014

I'm a proud member of the mile high club. His parents and two younger sisters were also on the plane (not as proud of that).

climbingsingle · September 2014

Oh! I once had sex in a FedEx truck. With a FedEx delivery man.

lurkergirl · September 2014

slothiegal said:

I'm a proud member of the mile high club. His parents and two younger sisters were also on the plane (not as proud of that).

Was it a commercial flight? FI really wants to do this on the way to the honeymoon. I think it'll be way too obvious, and I'm terrified of getting in trouble and being publicly shamed in front of a full plane...

slothiegal · September 2014

lurkergirl said:

slothiegal said:

I'm a proud member of the mile high club. His parents and two younger sisters were also on the plane (not as proud of that).

Was it a commercial flight? FI really wants to do this on the way to the honeymoon. I think it'll be way too obvious, and I'm terrified of getting in trouble and being publicly shamed in front of a full plane...

Yup! We were flying back from Europe, so it was a long flight and lots of people were sleeping. We timed it out pretty well and didn't run into any flight attendants. I have to imagine that they've seen some shit in their day...

falsara · September 2014

Ok so when me and FI were living in AZ we would go to Oak Creek and hang out with all of our buds.
Well one day just me and FI went and then we realized we were all alone. This particular part of the creek is super popular so normally there's a few groups there. And tons of people.

Well since no one was there we hopped into the creek, headed for the shallow area where we could stand with our bits not in the water ( no one wants creek water up the vag) and then we went to town.

We were more worried about helicopter tours then we were about people. Because you have to hike a 1/4 of a mile from the parking area to get to this open area. And you can here people going through the brush.

Sugargirl1019 · September 2014

Pools, lake, boat, car, truck, truck bed, outside on the shore of a lake wrapped up in blankets in 20 degree weather..

I had sex once in the car in the parking lot of a restaurant while waiting for the buzzer to go off.

Once we had sex while I was on my period in the back seat of DHs truck. A few days later, we had to take his mom somewhere and she got in the back seat. "Did you know there's ketchup on the seat back here?" Oh shit.

ETA: I hate to remember this. But some ex would always park his car down this "no outlet" road and we'd play there. We totally got busted by the cops one night. Knocking and flashlight shining through the window.. And he made me get out of the car without all my clothes on. Most embarrassing moment of my life.

Ndelible · September 2014

In Germany with my Ex, I gave him a BM on a rail train with other people in the car (seats grouped in fours, facing each other. Then, we got off on our stop which happened to be in a wooded area, so we did it standing up, on the trail. Oh to be young and frisky!

afox007 · September 2014

Not my proudest moment, but the baseball dugout during lunch in high school.

More recently probably on the swings at the park that we are considering for our venue. We went there to BBQ one evening and once it got dark and everyone left FI followed me over to the swings. It was actually kind of amazing, but I did slip off the swing a little towards the end and hurt him.

pinkcow13 · September 2014

cupcait927 said:

@pinkcow13 you just reminded me of a place I had forgotten about! I had sex with an ex in the hallway of an apt building after leaving the bar late one night. Ex used to live in the building and couldn't wait until we got home to have sex. Still thankful to this day that no one decided to walk out of their apt into the hallway!

Oh wow, the hallway is pretty hot! That's a wild one.

gladyscf · September 2014

We regularly have sex on our front porch when it's warm and the mosquitos aren't bad.

We don't have neighbors but we live on a somewhat busy country/rural highway. Our house is not right on the road but if we were to leave lights on in the house, people driving by would be able to see our silhouette's.

It certainly heightens things.

daria24 · September 2014

We came within a (pubic) hair's breath in the ocean in Hawaii. We were all alone on a secluded beach when we were rudely interrupted by a family arriving.

lurkergirl · September 2014

msstaticfancypants said:

We regularly have sex on our front porch when it's warm and the mosquitos aren't bad.

We don't have neighbors but we live on a somewhat busy country/rural highway. Our house is not right on the road but if we were to leave lights on in the house, people driving by would be able to see our silhouette's.

It certainly heightens things.

That is FI's dream. But we're in cul-de-sac, so not happening

Maybe we could try the back deck though...hmmm....

smalfrie19 · September 2014

In my truck in the parking lot of my high school. After a band competition.

loveislouder · September 2014

Blow job in the backseat of his dad's van.... with dad in the front. #tobe16again

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