Most embarrassing thing you have done?

JCbride2015 · September 2014

Guys, you have no idea how much better you are all making me feel. My most embarrassing moment also involves getting drunk and peeing. Oops. Fortunately I was alone so nobody IRL (except you guys who have met me, oops) even knows that it happened. When I got home I lied and told Fi some asshole in the bar spilled beer on my boots and that's why I was washing them!

Inkdancer · September 2014

The first and only time I ever got drunk, I got really fuckin drunk. And after shot #14, it hit me: I had to pee, and I had to barf. And I wasn't sure which I needed to do first, so I sat on the toilet and puked in the sink. Then I promptly passed out on the floor and refused to move for three hours, insisting that I couldn't leave until I cleaned up after myself... but I couldn't. My poor, poor friends had to clean up after me.

manillabar · September 2014

@southernbelle0915, you have the best stories! I'm laughing like a maniac over here lolol ___________________________________________________________________________ I think I also tend to block out most of my embarrassing memories because I can't remember most of them but I tend to embarrass myself on a daily basis. I call myself the lovable oaf at my job because of my propensity for clumsiness and getting stuck places/tripping/dropping stuff everywhere lol _________________________________________________________________________ But the most embarrassing moment I can think of right now was my first date with FI. The date itself was going well; lots of great conversation and we were getting along. We went back to my apartment to watch Sleepless in Seattle (because I had never seen it) and we were on my couch. We were slowly making our way to cuddling... inching closer to each other on the couch, and his arm was making its way around me (yeah i know we're like teenagers lol) and he asks me a question and I respond by barfing everywhere. That's right. I barely had time to turn my head so I didn't spray him with vomit. It narrowly missed him, but got his keys which were on the table. I froze for a moment, not even sure what to do next.. clean up? change my clothes? die? ___________________________________________________________________________ He was grossed out but tried to pretend like he was not. I cleaned off his keys, myself, and then the couch/coffee table/carpet, opened the windows, and sprayed air freshener. And even though I told him he could leave if he wanted, he stayed... _______________________________________________________________________ ... and so it's an embarrassing story with a happy ending

(but i still remember calling my sister later that night and saying "OMG I'm never gonna hear from this guy again!!!!") _________________________________________________________________________ *disclaimer*: i may or may not be kinda tipsy right now so I hope this post makes sense and if not don't judge me lol ETA: sorry guys I swear I have paragraphs but TK ate them. The lines are my attempt at spacing things out so your eyes don't die

lightningsnow · September 2014

I fell down an escalator rushing into work when I worked at the local mall one morning. My heel slipped and I went tumbling down. I now have two parallel scars on my shins from it. Shortly after it happened one of the mall security guards was at our gate asking if I was okay. No one lets me live it down anymore.

smalfrie19 · September 2014

Today I came home and I was sitting on the toilet and I STILL managed to pee on my pants... and no.. I was not drunk...

LadyMillil · September 2014

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that had the period problem. I leaked all over my pants in high school. I lived in a rural area, so there was no way to get home to change so I had to walk around all day with a shirt tied around my waist.

Inkdancer · September 2014

LadyMillil said:

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that had the period problem. I leaked all over my pants in high school. I lived in a rural area, so there was no way to get home to change so I had to walk around all day with a shirt tied around my waist.

I only had it once. The first time I had my period, on the second day, my mom drove me to school. When I stood up to get out of the car, the floodgates opened. I got blood everywhere and promptly passed out on the lawn. Mom had to pick me up, put me back in the car, and take me home.

themuffinman16 · September 2014

Yep, I had that happen to me too. I had a really bad period in high school. I started bleeding really heavily. I lost so much blood, I became faint and fell down a concrete pair of stairs. When I came to, I started crying because I had torn my new pair of jeans. (My family was really poor, and I seldom got new clothes. The only new item of clothes I got, and it was ruined in a day.) Thankfully, I went to a school where no one made fun of me, everyone was just genuinely concerned.

That next day I was so scared to go back to school, because I was bullied beyond belief in middle school and thought it would be the same here. I was expecting total humiliation, but students just came up to me and asked me if I was okay.

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