Craziest places

Senecaf · September 2014

So many places. Fitting rooms, elevators, cars, moving cars, parents houses, wooded trails, recently the patio of our room on our honeymoon. We had a swim up room so I wouldn't be surprised in someone floating in the pool saw us. Kind of ashamed of that.

And car sex as an adult in your own driveway is kind of fun.

cupcait927 · September 2014

I've also had more sex than I count with another person in the room. Long distance with my boyfriend back home + dorm living = sneaky sex while my roommate or his roommate were sleeping.

wandajune6 · September 2014

I waited until I went away to college so I managed to miss all of the vehicular stuff. Feeling a bit left out.

I used to have a lot of fun with an old bf but mainly because he loved the thrill. Our current place is on a busy street across from a park so we're boring.

larrygaga · September 2014

Several times on a trampoline. So fun and bouncy

afox007 · September 2014

I just remembered a few more. We have had sex on our roof, we were watching a metor shower on the back deck and FI thought it would be fun to have sex. I was worried that FSS may come out back so I convinced him we should go on the roof where we would have a more private view of the meteor shower.

We also have had sex a few times on the beach we had our first date since it is fairly private and we were always by ourselves when it started. Twice it got really awkward. The first time I looked up and realized some guy was sitting maybe 10 feet away just watching. Him and FI almost got into a fight because he refused to move.

The second time we had a bonfire going and halfway through a group of college kids showed up, we didn't realize but the fire made a perfect blown up silhouette of us on the sheet that was over us. FI was getting cheered on and they started trying to guess what position we were in.

sarawifenow · September 2014

loveislouder said:

Blow job in the backseat of his dad's van.... with dad in the front. #tobe16again

@loveislouder How the heck did you manage that one?! ETA Tag

slothiegal · September 2014

cupcait927 said:

I've also had more sex than I count with another person in the room. Long distance with my boyfriend back home + dorm living = sneaky sex while my roommate or his roommate were sleeping.

Oh I remember those days....

A year or two ago, my best friend (and freshman year roommate) was living on my couch and hooked up with someone in my bed while I was out of town. I pretended to give her a hard time (I personally didn't give a shit) and she comes back with, "Oh please slothie, how many times did you have sex in our dorm room when you thought I was sleeping? We're even."

Oops. Not so sneaky.

afox007 · September 2014

SaraBrideSoon said:

loveislouder said:

Blow job in the backseat of his dad's van.... with dad in the front. #tobe16again

@loveislouder How the heck did you manage that one?! ETA Tag

I wanna know the answer to this too! I gave plenty of hand jobs with my parents driving, but this is impressive...or you were grounded for the next 2 years.

jdluvr06 · September 2014

In a door-less storage closet backstage right before I had to dance in a recital. With H it was in a bathroom during intermission of a play... There must be something about the arts that gets me going.

beethery · September 2014

Many under-the-stairs BJs/bang sessions in high school. Many BJs in the woods behind the high school. In the bed of my dad's truck while it was in my parents driveway at like... 3am on a school night. In a room full of mostly passed-out-drunk people (some of whom were apparently pretending to be passed out)

Unoccupied classrooms in college. In the weird hallway in between the library classroom and the bathroom because the hallway had a partition in it and someone was in the bathroom.

In the parking lot of the building I was supposed to be in class at while I left to get something from my car in the middle of the day. In the tutoring room in the college library.

In the storage area/back room thing of the retail store job I was working at at the mall. In the car during break from said mall job with the mall security guard.

BJ on a stopped chairlift at a ski area.

Hood of the truck parked in front of his parents house in the middle of the night.

That's about it.

No it isn't. Restaurant bathroom with a girl I was seeing/doing at the time. Repeated it about a month later with a guy I was seeing/doing.

Also a couple of co-workers at the club back in ye olden days.

hellosweetie1015 · September 2014

I've done it in the back of a Ford Explorer behind a church in the middle of nowhere. And I've been fingered on my parents' front porch, also in the middle of nowhere.

Also in a little clump of vegetation on a bench in the middle of campus.

Nowhere interesting with FI yet except a seedy hotel in Marietta. That will be changing soon, I hope.

loveislouder · September 2014

afox007 said:

SaraBrideSoon said:

loveislouder said:

Blow job in the backseat of his dad's van.... with dad in the front. #tobe16again

@loveislouder How the heck did you manage that one?! ETA Tag

I wanna know the answer to this too! I gave plenty of hand jobs with my parents driving, but this is impressive...or you were grounded for the next 2 years.

His dad thought I was sleeping... And that I snored.

Inkdancer · September 2014

A fire escape.
The roof of a bank. (There were fireworks going too!)
A hot tub, while it was snowing.
FI's parents' back porch.
The roof of FI's parents' back porch.
An abandoned parking lot.
Never sex on the road but quite a lot else.
A conference room table at my university.
The breezeway between two buildings at my university.
A dorm hallway.
The library.

jenna8984 · September 2014

@wandajune6 dude me too...so many people are talking about high school but I was a virgin (by choice) until I left for college so I missed all that high school skankyness. And in college I was only with 2 long term boyfriends, I'm not a one night stand/ hookup person.

wandajune6 · September 2014

jenna8984 said:
@wandajune6 dude me too...so many people are talking about high school but I was a virgin (by choice) until I left for college so I missed all that high school skankyness. And in college I was only with 2 long term boyfriends, I'm not a one night stand/ hookup person.

Ummm.... I am.... Or was. I am monogamous in relationships but have fun when I'm single. I just waited until midway through college because I wasn't ready.

beethery · September 2014

It always kind of surprised me when word would spread like wildfire that some girl sucked some guy's dick at a party omg.~~~~By sophomore year I couldn't even eyeball my virginity in the distance anymore, and none of the rumor-spreaders talked about it because they were the ones fucking me.Did help that I was goth-y and didn't fit in with the lacrosse girlfriend look. Got a lot of them into some weird shit. Fun times.

falsara · September 2014

I was a virgin by choice till I graduated High School. I think that had to do with all the honors classes, band practices and sports practices. I was just too busy to see boys. There was also a rule in my house that you couldn't go on a date/ have a boy friend till you were 16. I turned 16 two days after I moved from Japan to the town where I ended up graduating High School. No one knew me and I wasn't very comfortable with dating because I didn't know what guys were jerks or not so I just played it safe.

Inkdancer · September 2014

None of my shenanigans were high school. All college or later. I only had long-distance relationships until then.

lovesclimbing · September 2014

H and I were each other's first.

We haven't done many crazy places. Craziest would be on a glacier. Except we didn't go all the way because I didn't have my stupid diaphragm with me. But I was topless and we got each other thisclose to Os with our hands and then went home and went at it. Part way through, a flight seeing plane flew over. H hugged me and draped his jacket over me so the poor tourists didn't get flashed.

larrygaga · September 2014

What does virgin by choice mean? You didn't force anyone to make you not a virgin?

LadyMillil · September 2014

I didn't start dating until the end of university so I missed out on the car years. We got very handsy on a plane on our way to our first vacation together. Our height difference makes it a little difficult to play around in interesting locations. When my roommates decided to kick me out we did it on every flat surface in the apartment, including all of their furniture.

Chipmunk415 · September 2014

I didn't start until college- honestly, there was no one in my high school that caught my interest. Craziest place in college had to be across a desk in the chem lab building.

I did know of a gal who had sexytimes on the football field. Unfortunately for her, they'd sprayed the grass with weed killer and insecticide earlier in the day, and she ended up getting one hell of a rash on her legs and rear end from the chemicals.

DH and I have managed to do it on the stairs in our apartment- that took some wrangling and balancing. I can't wait to loose more of this weight so we can start getting really acrobatic. DH is very excited at the idea of being able to lift and pin me against a wall during sex. Of course, he needs to work on his arm strength for that too, haha!

Senecaf · September 2014

jenna8984 said:
@wandajune6 dude me too...so many people are talking about high school but I was a virgin (by choice) until I left for college so I missed all that high school skankyness. And in college I was only with 2 long term boyfriends, I'm not a one night stand/ hookup person.

You may not mean to but you sound pretty judgy here.

lurkergirl · September 2014

Senecaf said:

@wandajune6 dude me too...so many people are talking about high school but I was a virgin (by choice) until I left for college so I missed all that high school skankyness. And in college I was only with 2 long term boyfriends, I'm not a one night stand/ hookup person.
You may not mean to but you sound pretty judgy here.

I was starting to feel super skanky for my high school sex (to be fair, there were several posts about not doing it in high school--I didn't necessarily take them all, including this one, as being judgmental), but I was with the same person from middle school to college, and didn't have sex until late high school. I almost posted something along those lines, but then I also feel like I shouldn't have to justify it or explain myself, kwim?

I don't think anyone participating in these talks is really judgy at all, but some of the comments do sort of come off that way a little bit IMO.

gladyscf · September 2014

Inkdancer said:

A fire escape.
The roof of a bank. (There were fireworks going too!)
A hot tub, while it was snowing.
FI's parents' back porch.
The roof of FI's parents' back porch.
An abandoned parking lot.
Never sex on the road but quite a lot else.
A conference room table at my university.
The breezeway between two buildings at my university.
A dorm hallway.
The library.

I'll bet!!!

ashley8918 · September 2014

In a car in the middle of a major thunderstorm

In an apartment building laundry room after a high school party

In a walgreen's parking lot after a long weekend at his parents house (in the car)

In a movie theater (not packed)

and most recently...

On a mini golf course

behsco90 · September 2014

At my college's photography lab inside a dark room, with an ex.

Most recently, a fitting room. That made me super nervous!

Inkdancer · September 2014

larrygaga said:

What does virgin by choice mean? You didn't force anyone to make you not a virgin?

I would guess it means "I had boyfriends but chose not to have sex" as opposed to "I never had the opportunity to have sex with anyone".

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