lolo883....

PineapplePopsicles · September 2014

lolo883 said:

beethery said:

lolo883 said:

@beethery the programs are already printed and folded, but I had to go be stupid Pinteresty and put the little Kleenex pocket in them. They just need to be glued. No turning back, I spent way too much time on those fuckers.

@huskypuppy14 the favors are already bought and the tags stamped and embossed, just need to fill them. Last thing I need is 20lbs of Jelly Bellies to myself.

Where FI is? He can scoop jelly beans and do some hot-glue tonight.

Bwahahahaha he canNOT be trusted around jelly beans. They're his favorite. He will eat them ALL.

My sisters live 90 miles away. My two bridesmaids who live locally have little kids and no time to help. FI's sister is out of state. My mom is MIA. And I'm kind of too Type-A to let anyone help with the crafty stuff because I want it to look JUST SO and it'll only look that way if I do it. :-/

I need someone to pour wine in my face while I handle the sticky runner with one hand and stitch my veil with the other. And hold ice on my ankle. And holy shit, do all my laundry so I can pack for my fucking honeymoon. (FI shrinks all my clothes.) And clean out the fridge. And find someone to watch my dog on Saturday night because I totally forgot about that. And keep me from not getting fired today.

Again, this was all in the binder, clearly outlined in the contract that they signed. If they didn't like it, they shouldn't have agreed. You can still replace them. It is time to put the fine schedule into action - do you need to borrow my Square card reader?

lurkergirl · September 2014

ETA: You are the cat and Lucy, obvi

VulgarGirl · September 2014

lolo883 said:

beethery said:

lolo883 said:

@beethery the programs are already printed and folded, but I had to go be stupid Pinteresty and put the little Kleenex pocket in them. They just need to be glued. No turning back, I spent way too much time on those fuckers.

@huskypuppy14 the favors are already bought and the tags stamped and embossed, just need to fill them. Last thing I need is 20lbs of Jelly Bellies to myself.

Where FI is? He can scoop jelly beans and do some hot-glue tonight.

Bwahahahaha he canNOT be trusted around jelly beans. They're his favorite. He will eat them ALL.

My sisters live 90 miles away. My two bridesmaids who live locally have little kids and no time to help. FI's sister is out of state. My mom is MIA. And I'm kind of too Type-A to let anyone help with the crafty stuff because I want it to look JUST SO and it'll only look that way if I do it. :-/

I need someone to pour wine in my face while I handle the sticky runner with one hand and stitch my veil with the other. And hold ice on my ankle. And holy shit, do all my laundry so I can pack for my fucking honeymoon. (FI shrinks all my clothes.) And clean out the fridge. And find someone to watch my dog on Saturday night because I totally forgot about that. And keep me from not getting fired today.

One time at a bar, this chick made a margarita in my mouth, it was awesome. I can come over and do that for you if you'd like.

chibiyui · September 2014

lurkergirl said:

ETA: You are the cat and Lucy, obvi

ohannabelle · September 2014

"....I'm kind of too Type-A to let anyone help with the crafty stuff because I want it to look JUST SO and it'll only look that way if I do it."

Ah-ha! I knew it.

More proof that she's my long lost daughter. This and cooking are the only things I'm type A about. (Step away from my flower arrangements. I just know somebody will stick a hydrangea in the wrong place, and then the sky will fall, and there's going to be blue all over the damned place.)

theartistformerlyknownas · September 2014

ohannabelle said:

"....I'm kind of too Type-A to let anyone help with the crafty stuff because I want it to look JUST SO and it'll only look that way if I do it."

Ah-ha! I knew it.
More proof that she's my long lost daughter. This and cooking are the only things I'm type A about. (Step away from my flower arrangements. I just know somebody will stick a hydrangea in the wrong place, and then the sky will fall, and there's going to be blue all over the damned place.)

OMG the cooking. Yes. I never let anyone bring a dish when I'm hosting a holiday. IT DOESN'T GO WITH MY FLAVOR PROFILES.

My mom showed up to a lasagna dinner at my sister's house with a taco salad. FMIL told me my mom offered to bring something to the RD and I just thought "oh gawd, another taco salad."

climbingsingle · September 2014

You got this, girl!

JCbride2015 · September 2014

You can do it! Just get drunk and then you won't remember anything tomorrow. You'll just wake up with everything finished. That's how drunk crafting works, right?

wandajune6 · September 2014

I suck at gifs and graphics, but, if I had skillz, you would be getting pictures of minions pouring wine and tangled in ribbon.

theartistformerlyknownas · September 2014

loveislouder · September 2014

I have no helpful advice other than you got this

And your temper tantrum dog was afrikkendorable. Also, I'd skip the wine and go right for the tequila.

JCbride2015 · September 2014

loveislouder said:

I have no helpful advice other than you got this And your temper tantrum dog was afrikkendorable. Also, I'd skip the wine and go right for the tequila.

Did somebody call for my siggie?

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