1. You know what sucks? A porto pot at 30 degrees with wind. Yeah, I was singing to myself "PEE FAST PEEEEE FAAASSST!".
2. When your ear itches from the INSIDE. How do you manage to fix that would looking like a weirdo?
What doesn't suck. I have about 14 hours of work left this week. WOO.
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Re: WHINE
Oh, Midwesterner problems.
V- that works for the outside, but I'm talking like Eustachian tubes. Like...that weird *honk* sound you make when you try to itch it from your throat and it just doesn't work.
I've done ear candeling Hmo, and I remember it working. I was also 10, and I still believed in Jareth so there is that too.
Oh I get you on the out-house/porta potty deal!!! The worst is yet to come - when the **it freezes in there solid and on contact...
1) The eldest is SUPER smart, problem is, she has ZERO work ethic! Trying to be the parent when what you really want to do is say "screw it - if you flunk out of school it's on YOU!" - SUCKS!
2) when the plow doesn't come through before the slush turns to ice - so everything is now a blasted skating rink around here. My only hope is temps go up warm enough to melt it off so I don't have to use salt.
For once I have nothing.
For once I have nothing.
I am at that state of so far behind that you want to tie TNT to the elephant rather than start at bite #1.
Gasoline and matches p'raps?
Woooohooooo!!!! DH doesn't want to go to his family at all on Thanksgiving! We'd been trying to decide about doing my family Wed then his Thursday. He asked what we did last year and I reminded him that we left my family early Thursday to be at his mom's by 11 because that's when she wanted to eat. BIL told everyone SIL was late because she worked overnight the night before. She came in all shades of hungover. Then they all cancelled at FIL's literally 30 mins before they were serving dinner because a tv was on sale at Walmart.
Booze, bonfires, my mom's stuffing, and more booze!!!