insta-boob

jdluvr06 · November 2014

On my local news they were talking about a procedure that will give you bigger boobs for one day to see if you like them. They are seriously calling this procedure insta-boob and you can get this procedure for $2500.

AddieCake · November 2014

Why can't you just try a padded bra or chicken cutlets for a test run?

mrscaty · November 2014

AddieCake said:
Why can't you just try a padded bra or chicken cutlets for a test run?

Exactly. Why pay $2500 for books for a day?!?!?#

levioosa · November 2014

Whaaaattttt? Why?

Just double bra that shit and stuff it with some socks. Boom! Insta-boobs.

jdluvr06 · November 2014

mrsgoldfish said:

AddieCake said:
Why can't you just try a padded bra or chicken cutlets for a test run?
Exactly. Why pay $2500 for books for a day?!?!?#

Right? I mean if I'm spending that much for temporary boobs they better last at least a week.

Sugargirl1019 · November 2014

What? Where is the info on this? How is this medically possible? Dumb. Get the bombshell bra from Victoria's Secret.

PrettyGirlLost · November 2014

Sugargirl1019 said:
What? Where is the info on this? How is this medically possible? Dumb. Get the bombshell bra from Victoria's Secret.

Get it two sizes too small and you'll look runway ready.

jdluvr06 · November 2014

Sugargirl1019 said:

What? Where is the info on this? How is this medically possible? Dumb. Get the bombshell bra from Victoria's Secret.

It is some kind saline injection. They didn't really explain the mechanics of it too well but it didnt sound too safe to me,

JennyColada · November 2014

Isn't an actual boob job only like $3000?

larrygaga · November 2014

JennyColada said:

Isn't an actual boob job only like $3000?

that's what I was wondering

Sugargirl1019 · November 2014

larrygaga said:

JennyColada said:

Isn't an actual boob job only like $3000?

that's what I was wondering

I think I read 5-6 k for good surgeons?

jdluvr06 · November 2014

I saw this on tv so I was trying to find an article about it and I found this. If this guy has this way you can get vacation boobs soon.

jdluvr06 · November 2014

http://www.indystar.com/story/life/2014/11/13/temporary-breast-implants/18993313/

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levioosa · November 2014

There's a sign on the freeway offramp near my house that advertises a boob job for $750. Every time I see it I'm like, "seems legit." The posters underneath it advertising making $300 an hour from home really help its authenticity.

Eta: Words

loro929 · November 2014

Yikes. I wouldn't trust anything like that being injected into my body.

Voting cutlets+VS bombshell bra combo FTW anyday!

raissyrais · November 2014

That's so stupid. But I'm sure some wanna be starlet with a baby trust fund is going to blow her money on it. A good boob job nowadays are anywhere between $6K to $10K. Ditto the extra padding or try with closed small plastic bags filled with water (fill in ml the amount of cc in the saline sacks), stuff it in a regular bra, wear a shirt and there you go! Th effect is the same if you want an idea of how it looks.

ShellD13 · November 2014

Okay this isn't about the instaboob procedure although I think if I were going to spend that kind of money I'd want it to last a hell of a lot longer than a day.

But on to the real thing anyone else have friends/coworkers that have had real boob jobs? I once had a coworker who I wasn't really close with who had one and came back after the requisite healing time and wanted to show everyone her boobs - like literally lift her shirt/bra for every co-worker. EEK! I'm happy for you that you are happy with the results but as a coworker I had no desire to see how realistic they looked up close. Not to mention that she continued to wear the shirts she wore pre-surgery for many many months afterward so she was spilling out of everything - someone could have lost an eye if any of the buttons on her shirts had given out..

climbingsingle · November 2014

This is stupid. Figure out a way to let me try out some smaller boobs for a day and I'll be impressed.

hellosweetie1015 · November 2014

I actually like my boobs. They're about the only thing I like about myself, so I can't imagine changing them either way.

@ShellD13 I had a friend in college get a boob job. She wasn't, like, LOOK AT MAH BOOOBEEEES but she DID wear her pre-boob-job tank tops just about every day. They were WAY too small.

raissyrais · November 2014

ShellD13 said:

Okay this isn't about the instaboob procedure although I think if I were going to spend that kind of money I'd want it to last a hell of a lot longer than a day.

But on to the real thing anyone else have friends/coworkers that have had real boob jobs? I once had a coworker who I wasn't really close with who had one and came back after the requisite healing time and wanted to show everyone her boobs - like literally lift her shirt/bra for every co-worker. EEK! I'm happy for you that you are happy with the results but as a coworker I had no desire to see how realistic they looked up close. Not to mention that she continued to wear the shirts she wore pre-surgery for many many months afterward so she was spilling out of everything - someone could have lost an eye if any of the buttons on her shirts had given out..

I worked in a strip club for years, I've seen all sorts and sizes of fake boobs. And some them were very nice, some of them...let's say they had lopsided eyes. Lol

holyguacamole79 · November 2014

Just do what Grace did.

alpacalunch · November 2014

I have faux boobies. I love them. They aren't huge, they suit my frame an awful lot better than my natural concave boobs, and they are truly fantastic.

But ugh can you imagine the stretch marks? And you don't even keep them??

ETA: I keep my boobies under my shirt, and well covered. When they were new, I showed a couple of very close friends privately but that's because they asked. It was not spring break.

glitch104 · November 2014

raissyrais said:

That's so stupid. But I'm sure some wanna be starlet with a baby trust fund is going to blow her money on it. A good boob job nowadays are anywhere between $6K to $10K. Ditto the extra padding or try with closed small plastic bags filled with water (fill in ml the amount of cc in the saline sacks), stuff it in a regular bra, wear a shirt and there you go! Th effect is the same if you want an idea of how it looks.

Depends on where you live. I had both of mine in San Diego and they range from $5,000-$8,000 even for top surgeons. Back in Arizona where I grew up friends of mine paid $3,500-$5,000.

Back on topic, WHY would you waste $2500 on something that lasts just a tad longer than Cinderella turning back into a house maid at the stroke of midnight. Use that money towards an actual boob job! Plenty of bras can offer the "look" of a boob job 2 cup sizes up for $50 bucks as VS.

glitch104 · November 2014

butterscotchjbeans said:

My surgeon told me 3,500 for boobies, and he is amazing. $1,000 more and get to keep 'em!
LOL

Not theadjacking- Just a quick question How many cc's are you going with? I am always excited for gals who get their long awaited boob jobs. I am excited for you. I have had two.

theartistformerlyknownas · November 2014

Because I'm immature, I'm totally giggling at references to "both" or "two." I certainly hope you got both!

(Yes, I actually get what you mean.)

amelisha · November 2014

ShellD13 said:

Okay this isn't about the instaboob procedure although I think if I were going to spend that kind of money I'd want it to last a hell of a lot longer than a day.

But on to the real thing anyone else have friends/coworkers that have had real boob jobs?

My best friend had a lift and thereafter has shown everyone how good they look (she is fun at parties), but no one else I know who have had actual implants have ever shown them to me, thankfully.

glitch104 said:

raissyrais said:

That's so stupid. But I'm sure some wanna be starlet with a baby trust fund is going to blow her money on it. A good boob job nowadays are anywhere between $6K to $10K. Ditto the extra padding or try with closed small plastic bags filled with water (fill in ml the amount of cc in the saline sacks), stuff it in a regular bra, wear a shirt and there you go! Th effect is the same if you want an idea of how it looks.

Depends on where you live. I had both of mine in San Diego and they range from $5,000-$8,000 even for top surgeons. Back in Arizona where I grew up friends of mine paid $3,500-$5,000.

I've looked into just a lift (because mine are absolutely enormous and, although they have thus far stayed put, I assume they will one day begin to migrate into my navel) and in my area it's definitely like $10,000. Sounds like even with travel, it might be cheaper to go to Arizona! I am totally remembering that, thank you.

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glitch104 · November 2014

lolo883 said:

Because I'm immature, I'm totally giggling at references to "both" or "two." I certainly hope you got both! (Yes, I actually get what you mean.)

Its funny you say this! My dumb ass(seriously there's no love between me and this specific sister I am about to mention) sister asked me "Wait you got both boobs done right?" when she overheard me discussing the different experiences between the two separate times I had them done with a family member. I played into her stupidity and said "No, I had just one done twice". Leaving her more perplexed. She then asked "so how are they the same size?" I simply said "Because I got them done twice." She sat there for a few more minutes pondering what I said still not understanding. Mind you, she was 20 years old at the time. Guess all the drugs she has done really did fry that small brain of hers.

glitch104 · November 2014

@amelisha Oh yeah breast lifts are way more expensive. Good luck with the search. Depending on where you are it doesn't hurt to look around in neighboring states.

Simky906 · November 2014

My aunt had a boob job done about ten years ago. It was a little awkward at times because her son was fourteen and his friends got a little too interested in his mom's rack. But the kids grew out of that of course and my aunt is happy with her boobs.

Funny story though, my uncle is the cheapest man alive, so he tried to tell my aunt that he would only pay for one boob and that she would have to pay for the other. Luckily she convinced him that if he wanted to touch both he should pay for both (and I'm pretty sure he was kidding).

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