Should I give my lover my dead wife's vibrator?

larrygaga · December 2014

UMMM

I'll just leave this here

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/dear_prudence/2013/03/dear_prudence_i_d_like_to_give_my_deceased_wife_s_vibrator_to_my_new_girlfriend.2.html#comments

CSunshine76 · December 2014

What the actual fuck? Can you imagine? Here honey, try this....it was Susan's but it's okay. No, really.

Cookie Pusher · December 2014

arrippa · December 2014

theartistformerlyknownas · December 2014

I've officially seen it all.

chibiyui · December 2014

huskypuppy14 · December 2014

Seriously, you have to ask that.

lyndausvi · December 2014

DH was all

vulpiepop · December 2014

beethery · December 2014

What a cheap ass son of a bitch. That is so fucking GROSS.

lyndausvi · December 2014

You know, the more I think about it I think he should approach his GF on this. That way she knows what a cheap ass he is.

blabla89 · December 2014

This is terrible but...did anyone else think the opening sentence made it sound like the wife's heart attack occurred whilst using the vibrator?

ETA: Then I read the second sentence...nvm. This is too much. I can't read this whole thing.

ashley8918 · December 2014

wrigleyville · December 2014

Aray82 · December 2014

You win the best discussion thread title of the day. Possibly the year.

phira · December 2014

SO MUCH NOPE.

And god, he talks about it like, "This is such an expensive, top of the line vibrator!" when it's like, look, if you want to use toys in the bedroom, you can afford to drop another $100 on a Jopen, okay?

Fuck no.

larrygaga · December 2014

Aray82 said:

You win the best discussion thread title of the day. Possibly the year.

bethsmiles · December 2014

Blergbot · December 2014

Yeah, I read this back when it came out. Nope then...nope now. Vibrators are non-transferable.

[Deleted User] · December 2014

lurkergirl · December 2014

So part of the answer is, "its motor is apparently so powerful that when the user comes she’s probably magenta herself." Is it wrong that my takeaway from this post is that I now want a Jopen?

Chipmunk415 · December 2014

Read that last year. Read the new one up about the gal who hit it off with married guy, wife has since died of cancer, and gal now wants to marry the widower.

Mind. Blown.

larrygaga · December 2014

lurkergirl said:

So part of the answer is, "its motor is apparently so powerful that when the user comes she’s probably magenta herself." Is it wrong that my takeaway from this post is that I now want a Jopen?

I know where you can get one, lightly used

ShellD13 · December 2014

Oh my....NOPE although the GIFs have me nearly in tears from laughing so much.

Inkdancer · December 2014

That was horrifying. There is not enough nope in the world.

But the second question made me howl with laughter when she referenced this question!

carrie0924 · December 2014

Inkdancer said:

That was horrifying. There is not enough nope in the world.

But the second question made me howl with laughter when she referenced this question!

I was just gonna post this same thing, pretty much verbatim.

teddygirl9 · December 2014

I mean, as long as you use soap it's probably fine

photokitty · December 2014

You know the first thing he said after reading her answer was -- "Well that's ridiculous, my dick was also inside my dead wife what's the big deal??? Same difference, right??? Stupid Prudence."

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hellosweetie1015 · December 2014

Whaaaaaaaaat.

Why is it that everything I have lurked on today has made me go "Oh my GOD" in the throes of some awful emotion?! Seriously, I've read two threads, both at the top when I clicked on them. Novella's thread made me RAGEY and now this one makes me want to go crawl in a hole and claw my eyes out.

Maybe today is a bad day. I'll come back tomorrow.

sophhabobopha · December 2014

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