I feel like we haven't had a naughty TMI thread in a while

beethery · December 2014

lacqueredlover said:

I still wanna know about the jingle bell lingerie,...

VS has some:

https://www.victoriassecret.com/panties/holiday-lingerie-mobile/jingle-bell-bikini-panty-cotton-lingerie?ProductID=211259&CatalogueType=OLS

https://www.victoriassecret.com/bras/wireless/jingle-bell-triangle-bralette-cotton-lingerie?ProductID=213040&CatalogueType=OLS

https://www.victoriassecret.com/bras/sexy-lingerie/jingle-bell-slip-cotton-lingerie?ProductID=213312

esstee33 · December 2014

Sugargirl1019 said:

It's the emotions getting in the way of wanting to do it, not if people are home. Though that was something my sad brain latched onto when it was spiraling out of control whining about why I can't do it. This morning I just feel so.. sad and my brain keeps trying to lie to me about why we didn't have sex yesterday and I have no motivation today for anything and I'm just randomly crying. I was texting DH about how terrible I feel today and was getting really dramatic asking him to come home because I need him and I broke his computer and I need to send files for the mortgage and I just was overwhelmed and sad. So I was surprised and happy (and crying) when he showed up on his lunch. He came home to check on me and make sure I was okay, because my mind just isn't okay today. I don't know what's going on. I'm going back to sleep now that he's hugged me and reminded me that one loves me despite my crazy moods. Moods? I feel like this way too much though.

I feel like this is the point where you need to actually go talk to a professional about this, because if you're shutting down to this level just because you and your DH didn't want to have sex at the same times one night and then you were tired and fell asleep, you seriously need some coping strategies for ordinary disappointments.

jenna8984 · December 2014

@lacqueredlover enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqKb1OGpDjo

lacqueredlover · December 2014

beethery said:

lacqueredlover said:

I still wanna know about the jingle bell lingerie,...

VS has some:

https://www.victoriassecret.com/panties/holiday-lingerie-mobile/jingle-bell-bikini-panty-cotton-lingerie?ProductID=211259&CatalogueType=OLS

https://www.victoriassecret.com/bras/wireless/jingle-bell-triangle-bralette-cotton-lingerie?ProductID=213040&CatalogueType=OLS

https://www.victoriassecret.com/bras/sexy-lingerie/jingle-bell-slip-cotton-lingerie?ProductID=213312

So ruffled flannel bras? I relly wanted bells on the tatas

I'll just stay naked. Or in my penguin pajama pants that somehow never stay on me long (it's really weird.)

theartistformerlyknownas · December 2014

lacqueredlover said:

beethery said:

lacqueredlover said:

I still wanna know about the jingle bell lingerie,...

VS has some:

https://www.victoriassecret.com/panties/holiday-lingerie-mobile/jingle-bell-bikini-panty-cotton-lingerie?ProductID=211259&CatalogueType=OLS

https://www.victoriassecret.com/bras/wireless/jingle-bell-triangle-bralette-cotton-lingerie?ProductID=213040&CatalogueType=OLS

https://www.victoriassecret.com/bras/sexy-lingerie/jingle-bell-slip-cotton-lingerie?ProductID=213312

So ruffled flannel bras? I relly wanted bells on the tatas

I'll just stay naked. Or in my penguin pajama pants that somehow never stay on me long (it's really weird.)

My new polka dot fleece Old Navy pants seemed to get H all hot and bothered last night. :-p Ooh baby.

ETA how about nothing on the tatas?

Sugargirl1019 · December 2014

Thanks @lolo883 .. It's like I'm crying about everything but nothing at the same time. Either it's serious PMS which I never get or I'm pregnant. Just struggling today to get out this "funk" and I just keep crying about everything instead. Last night didn't put me into it, though. I felt this way yesterday during the day, too. And wanted to curl my hair and wear lipstick to feel better. And thought I'd be happier if I seduced DH.

An Ebay listing:
https://www.google.com/search?q=victoria's+secret+jingle+bell+lingerie&client=ms-android-att-us&source=lnms&nfpr=1&biw=360&bih=592&tbm=shop&sa=X&ei=PKeIVOjiIoqcyASovIGIBQ&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAw#spd=15741961397090630397

The back has a bustle with jingle bells in it, and then I wore panties with jingle bells on the butt too.

flyingfoxes · December 2014

Sugargirl1019 said:

Thanks @lolo883 .. It's like I'm crying about everything but nothing at the same time. Either it's serious PMS which I never get or I'm pregnant. Just struggling today to get out this "funk" and I just keep crying about everything instead. Last night didn't put me into it, though. I felt this way yesterday during the day, too. And wanted to curl my hair and wear lipstick to feel better. And thought I'd be happier if I seduced DH. An Ebay listing: https://www.google.com/search?q=victoria's+secret+jingle+bell+lingerie&client=ms-android-att-us&source=lnms&nfpr=1&biw=360&bih=592&tbm=shop&sa=X&ei=PKeIVOjiIoqcyASovIGIBQ&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAw#spd=15741961397090630397 The back has a bustle with jingle bells in it, and then I wore panties with jingle bells on the butt too.

I think you're probably just really excited to get out into your own house, and living with your parents is probably a mood-killer for him, in addition to the hours he's been working....then add to the fact that you tried to dress up for a special surprise for him and he didn't seem into it - well, that didn't help. It won't be long until you two have your privacy and I bet things pick back up.

lacqueredlover · December 2014

Are you in therapy? If you're not pregnant, then this seems like a pretty severe reaction to all of this and you might want to talk to someone about what's going on.

beethery · December 2014

lacqueredlover said:

beethery said:

lacqueredlover said:

I still wanna know about the jingle bell lingerie,...

VS has some:

https://www.victoriassecret.com/panties/holiday-lingerie-mobile/jingle-bell-bikini-panty-cotton-lingerie?ProductID=211259&CatalogueType=OLS

https://www.victoriassecret.com/bras/wireless/jingle-bell-triangle-bralette-cotton-lingerie?ProductID=213040&CatalogueType=OLS

https://www.victoriassecret.com/bras/sexy-lingerie/jingle-bell-slip-cotton-lingerie?ProductID=213312

So ruffled flannel bras? I relly wanted bells on the tatas

I'll just stay naked. Or in my penguin pajama pants that somehow never stay on me long (it's really weird.)

I think the bra has little bells all over the ruffles.

lacqueredlover · December 2014

beethery said:

beethery said:

lacqueredlover said:

I still wanna know about the jingle bell lingerie,...

VS has some:

https://www.victoriassecret.com/panties/holiday-lingerie-mobile/jingle-bell-bikini-panty-cotton-lingerie?ProductID=211259&CatalogueType=OLS

https://www.victoriassecret.com/bras/wireless/jingle-bell-triangle-bralette-cotton-lingerie?ProductID=213040&CatalogueType=OLS

https://www.victoriassecret.com/bras/sexy-lingerie/jingle-bell-slip-cotton-lingerie?ProductID=213312

So ruffled flannel bras? I relly wanted bells on the tatas

I'll just stay naked. Or in my penguin pajama pants that somehow never stay on me long (it's really weird.)
I think the bra has little bells all over the ruffles.

I should find hanukkah lingerie. It could have like a jewish star on the boobs with the nips coming out through the middle.

ShellD13 · December 2014

I've gotten closer with H than any previous BF/SO (usually helps if I'm on top). The one time I did O was when H used one of my toys on me. Even though I don't O on a regular basis I'm still very satisfied with our relationship. I also second the fact that I get really turned on if we are at my parent's house - even though we are married something just feels naughty about it which makes it that much more fun.

Also H and I spent nearly a year in a long distance relationship only seeing each other every 2 weeks (around his custody schedule with his kids). Most of those weekends we were getting busy within 15 minutes after he walked in the door. Even now it doesn't take long for either one of us to get excited and drag the other to the bedroom or room of our choice. I will say I've gotten a bit jittery of late because his daughter just got her license and has been showing up at the house unannounced much more frequently so I get a bit more nervous when we decide to take over the living room now than I used to. The last thing any of us need is for his 16yo daughter to walk in and see Dad and Stepmom going at it...

TMI WARNING: OTOH (literally), I am allergic to our cat and dog and H almost always pats them on the head or gives them a good scratching session before we head to bed. He also almost always forgets to wash his hands afterwards - which means that manual stimulation generally ends up making me REALLY ITCHY!

phira · December 2014

Does anyone have recommendations for vibrators to use during sex? I find that in most positions, I wouldn't even think about using one because I'd either have to hold it in place, or I wouldn't be able to fit it between us.

I'm multi-orgasmic, and usually the first orgasm takes the longest (but not always). I prefer to orgasm before sex because I have vaginismus (which means that my vaginal muscles often can't relax during penetration, so it's really painful), and an orgasm is relaxing and it puts me in a mindset where I'm not as worried about potential pain (worrying about it, of course, makes it worse).

slothiegal · December 2014

lacqueredlover said:

beethery said:

beethery said:

lacqueredlover said:

I still wanna know about the jingle bell lingerie,...

VS has some:

https://www.victoriassecret.com/panties/holiday-lingerie-mobile/jingle-bell-bikini-panty-cotton-lingerie?ProductID=211259&CatalogueType=OLS

https://www.victoriassecret.com/bras/wireless/jingle-bell-triangle-bralette-cotton-lingerie?ProductID=213040&CatalogueType=OLS

https://www.victoriassecret.com/bras/sexy-lingerie/jingle-bell-slip-cotton-lingerie?ProductID=213312

So ruffled flannel bras? I relly wanted bells on the tatas

I'll just stay naked. Or in my penguin pajama pants that somehow never stay on me long (it's really weird.)
I think the bra has little bells all over the ruffles.

I should find hanukkah lingerie. It could have like a jewish star on the boobs with the nips coming out through the middle.

Googling this came up with not as fun results as I was hoping

Sugargirl1019 · December 2014

@phira we have the WeVibe and I love it. Stays in place. Also works for alone time with me.

lacqueredlover · December 2014

@phira the wevibe is generally considered to be the best, although I find it only works in certain positions or starts coming out and I end up holding it in anyway. Honestly I have a great flat vibe that my FI uses on me when I'm on top or I can hold while balancing on one arm if I'm on my knees.

jenna8984 · December 2014

Tell me that someone watched the youtube video I posted....the girl actually has major pec muscles and talent LOL

littlemushroom · December 2014

@phira‌ We used to use a cheapo egg/bullet vibe (like $5 on amazon cheap). It mostly stays in place on its own but sometimes I hold on to the wire to keep it from sliding down too far. Those work great whether he is on top or I am.

While on our honeymoon we got a toy for $60 that became my new favorite, but I can't remember what it is called. It is like a bullet vibe, but cordless and a slightly different shape and SUPER powerful with lots of great settings. That is what we use all the time now no matter the position and it stays in place on its own too for the most part.

JaniV123 · December 2014

themuffinman16 said:

H is not shy about anything. All of the men I dated never used a toy with me, and felt they were competing. H uses a vibrating toy against my external parts while he is providing me with much desired oral sex. In a minute, I can achieve a close-to-passing-out orgasm. I love the fact that sometimes H will do whatever it takes to make sure my needs are met. Sometimes sex will do it, sometimes i need oral sex, sometimes i need everything on the menu, and sometimes I want to go from the shower to the bedroom without being attacked. Lol... it all depends on my V's mood.

pretty much this

except my O's depend largely on how stressed I am in day to day life. sometimes I can other I just cant either way.

Even if its a small O I almost always get there from penetration easier than from external stimulation

arrippa · December 2014

phira said:

Does anyone have recommendations for vibrators to use during sex? I find that in most positions, I wouldn't even think about using one because I'd either have to hold it in place, or I wouldn't be able to fit it between us.

I'm multi-orgasmic, and usually the first orgasm takes the longest (but not always). I prefer to orgasm before sex because I have vaginismus (which means that my vaginal muscles often can't relax during penetration, so it's really painful), and an orgasm is relaxing and it puts me in a mindset where I'm not as worried about potential pain (worrying about it, of course, makes it worse).

How about a Jopen. I know a guy.

JaniV123 · December 2014

ClimbingBrideNY said:

theycallmelinz said:

lacqueredlover said:

Oh this is definitely TMI haha but if I've had a clitoral orgasm before penetrative sex, then I virtually always can just have a vaginal orgasm from sex. But I need that starter one first! Generally easiest if I'm on top or doggy style but if it's missionary and my hips are tilted up enough, that works!

I CANNOT orgasm twice. Things are way too senstive for me after the first one. I think I'm broken.

That sucks! I thankfully can O many times over. Maybe try practicing? *wink

Has anyone ever had an O while sleeping? I have, and it's freaky as hell!

O while asleep are the weirdest thing. Since moving in together I think it has only happened once.

I too can O many times depending on the day, it depends on intensity. Usually after a really big O I have to be done, I get way too sensitive. Small ones are ok and I can keep having them

VulgarGirl · December 2014

I have no idea if I can orgasm from penis in vagina sex because I have never allowed a penis to enter my vagina. And I plan on keeping it that way.

Even when we use a strap on, it's not just all thrusting in there with no external touching. Is that...is that straight sex? I like penetration, it's definitely part of my orgasm. The wifey is very dexterous. But it's not the whole orgasm. Of course she once made me cum just playing with my breasts and kissing me so....I don't even need vag stimulation apparently.

My favorite with the strap on is when we use a vibrating cock ring so that that's hitting my clit at the same time. That's some good sex time.

theycallmelinz · December 2014

MagicInk said:

I have no idea if I can orgasm from penis in vagina sex because I have never allowed a penis to enter my vagina. And I plan on keeping it that way.

Even when we use a strap on, it's not just all thrusting in there with no external touching. Is that...is that straight sex? I like penetration, it's definitely part of my orgasm. The wifey is very dexterous. But it's not the whole orgasm. Of course she once made me cum just playing with my breasts and kissing me so....I don't even need vag stimulation apparently.

My favorite with the strap on is when we use a vibrating cock ring so that that's hitting my clit at the same time. That's some good sex time.

While I can't get off on just penetration alone, pentration plus external stimulation pretty much rocks my world.

phira · December 2014

arrippa said:

phira said:

Does anyone have recommendations for vibrators to use during sex? I find that in most positions, I wouldn't even think about using one because I'd either have to hold it in place, or I wouldn't be able to fit it between us.

I'm multi-orgasmic, and usually the first orgasm takes the longest (but not always). I prefer to orgasm before sex because I have vaginismus (which means that my vaginal muscles often can't relax during penetration, so it's really painful), and an orgasm is relaxing and it puts me in a mindset where I'm not as worried about potential pain (worrying about it, of course, makes it worse).

How about a Jopen. I know a guy.

Not gonna lie, was waiting for this comment and it was everything I hoped it would be.

I'll definitely look into the we-vibe, although I'm a little anxious given that I already have such a (figuratively) hit-or-miss relationship with penetration, but it sounds like it's pretty great for a lot of people.

larrygaga · December 2014

doeydo said:

lacqueredlover said:

Yeah and if you are having to imagine people other than the person you're having sex with, well you might want to look into that.

Honestly that's how I finally knew it was over with my ex, I mean I knew before that that it had to end and we weren't right for each other, but once I found I could no longer orgasm with him, well that was what gave me the kick in the ass to finally do it (and how he knew it was a problem.)

Faking orgasms only hurts yourself, that's always been a big no-no for me.

And if you're having trouble achieving orgasm even with being attracted, well that's what vibrators during sex are for. There are some really cool couples ones available now too!

(Can you tell I used to write a sex column in college and that I have a friend who works in a sex shop? haha)

Hmm. Before being with my SO, I slept around a fair bit. I think I was attracted to some of the guys, one of which we had had great cyber sex before (he lived far away) but it was kind of meh when we got together in person. As for with SO, I think I was attracted to him especially during the beginning. Still didn't do anything for me sex-wise.
Regarding masturbation, I've only ever gotten off to stuff like Suicide Girls and porn made by and for lesbians. Big (or small) penises and the actual PinV doesn't turn me on at all. IDK, maybe I'm just weird sexually.
ETA there are hot guys out there. Like Daniel Radcliffe, lemme at him. I don't want to make it sounds like I am a lesbian or something (not anything wrong with lesbians at all, I just reread what I wrote and thought it might sounds that way). Daniel Radcliffe had a tiny sex scene with another dude in Kill Your Darlings and it turned me on, TBH.

Who doesn't like looking at hot girls. Everyone loves hot girls.

larrygaga · December 2014

Sugargirl1019

Is this the only time he's ever rejected you? Cause girl if it's that bad go it alone.

How would you feel if the positions were reversed, and your husband was flipping his shit over getting rejected? He doesn't HAVE to have sex with you. Just because he didn't want to do it doesn't mean he doesn't have desire for you. Just like when you don't feel like it, it doesn't mean you never want to do it again.

The sterotype is that men always want sex all the time, but that shit ain't true. Sometimes they just want to go to bed or chill. Just like women.

EDIT: I'm drunk and had a bad day, so

dcbride86 · December 2014

lacqueredlover said:

beethery said:

beethery said:

lacqueredlover said:

I still wanna know about the jingle bell lingerie,...

VS has some:

https://www.victoriassecret.com/panties/holiday-lingerie-mobile/jingle-bell-bikini-panty-cotton-lingerie?ProductID=211259&CatalogueType=OLS

https://www.victoriassecret.com/bras/wireless/jingle-bell-triangle-bralette-cotton-lingerie?ProductID=213040&CatalogueType=OLS

https://www.victoriassecret.com/bras/sexy-lingerie/jingle-bell-slip-cotton-lingerie?ProductID=213312

So ruffled flannel bras? I relly wanted bells on the tatas

I'll just stay naked. Or in my penguin pajama pants that somehow never stay on me long (it's really weird.)
I think the bra has little bells all over the ruffles.

I should find hanukkah lingerie. It could have like a jewish star on the boobs with the nips coming out through the middle.

I need to find this. I'll wear it with my Hannukah socks.

misshart00 · December 2014

Unfortunately, I'm rarely able to O while I'm pregnant. I think it's psychological and the whole "orgasming can cause contractions!" I know it's lame but I still love sex.

beethery · December 2014

@lacqueredlover‌ I just had an epiphany: PASTIES!!!

wrigleyville · December 2014

beethery said:

@lacqueredlover‌ I just had an epiphany: PASTIES!!!

Since I'm from Michigan, this is always the first thing that comes to mind when I read that word:

esstee33 · December 2014

wrigleyville said:

beethery said:

@lacqueredlover‌ I just had an epiphany: PASTIES!!!

Since I'm from Michigan, this is always the first thing that comes to mind when I read that word:

Is that a MI thing? I hadn't ever heard of them until I had them in Ireland.

I feel like we haven't had a naughty TMI thread in a while

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