Just knocking up wifey (tmi obviously)

VulgarGirl · December 2014

Our first night of trying!!!

Btw...sperm is kinda gross. God bless you gals for dealing with it on the regular.

We're also enjoying cherry slushies. Booze in mine. She wasn't interested but keeps stealing sips from mine.

What's everyone else up to tonight?

bethsmiles · December 2014

Woo hoo! Good luck!

Also, cherry slushies sounds awesome right now.

bride2b71614 · December 2014

Good luck!

mrstrevor15 · December 2014

that stuff is kind of icky though lol

mikenberger · December 2014

Its a dirty job, but I mean penises are not the prettiest thing either so fairly certain gold wasn't going to come flying out of there

And someone's gotta do...them.

I'm trying to force myself to go to sleep bc I have to be up at 3:45 to catch a flight home. Current time is 9:50. I'm fucking doomed.

theartistformerlyknownas · December 2014

I'm so excited for you to make a little BabyInk!

We might be up to the same thing. We'll see. :-p

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SBmini · December 2014

Yeah, semen is pretty gross

slothiegal · December 2014

Yay good luck! I want a BabyInk in the world!

wrigleyville · December 2014

Yaaaaayyy! Good luck!

phira · December 2014

GOOD LUUUUUUCK!

Yeah, semen is pretty gross. TMI TMI TMI TMI if I get any on my hands after a hand job, I run to the bathroom to wash my hands and I go, "Nooooooo my hand got pregnant!"

Because I'm an adult.

wrigleyville · December 2014

Ok, so now I'm all intrigued, and I keep getting the "sperm bank" episode of "Golden Girls" in my head.

Are you using a friend's sperm, or did you go to a sperm store?

If that's too personal, I apologize. Feel free to tell me to smeg off. (No pun intended.)

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steph861 · December 2014

pinkrevenge said:
I feel like there are a million more smegma jokes that should be happening here.

Oh my God, that word. I will never not find that word hilarious.

themuffinman16 · December 2014

I am trying to get knocked up, too. If I am not pregnant yet, then my tits have some apologizing to do. They are KILLING me.

Good luck knocking up the Missus, Magicink!

larrygaga · December 2014

wrigleyville said:

Ok, so now I'm all intrigued, and I keep getting the "sperm bank" episode of "Golden Girls" in my head.

Are you using a friend's sperm, or did you go to a sperm store?

If that's too personal, I apologize. Feel free to tell me to smeg off. (No pun intended.)

I also would like to know this. Did you use a turkey baster? My friends surrogate used a friend's sperm and a turkey baster. It was successful.

I know you probably didn't use a turkey baster.

Congrats!!

Wegl13 · December 2014

I'm going to go ahead and admit to also being on the nosy and inappropriately curious bus. Good luck fo sho and may I suggest- if you get frustrated in your quest, beware the bump boards. So many rules. So many.

doeydo · December 2014

L Word Spolier**
On the L Word when Bette and Tina were making a baby, Bette had a little syringe thingy and she inserted the semen into Tina when they were having sexy times. Apparently if you are relaxed and enjoying it it might be more likely to work.

ETA Congrats and have fun

beethery · December 2014

GOOD LUUUUUUCK!

Yeah, semen is pretty gross. TMI TMI TMI TMI if I get any on my hands after a hand job, I run to the bathroom to wash my hands and I go, "Nooooooo my hand got pregnant!"

Because I'm an adult.

I have repeatedly told FI we should be getting more white towels any day now because of how many he must've gotten pregnant.

jenna8984 · December 2014

Good luck!!

Dude the worst is when semen gets wet...like if you do it in the shower and get a load on your chest. Once you get that in the water it turns into sticky sticky sticky hard to wipe off. Obviously soap does the job but just water alone makes it worse!

climbingsingle · December 2014

Good luck! And yeah, sperms is the icks.

wandajune6 · December 2014

Good luck!

It is nasty stuff...

theycallmelinz · December 2014

I'm glad someone else got curious and asked how you guys were doing this. I'm curious too about the process of it. Of course, if it's none of our beeswax you can certainly say that

Good luck!!

KatieinBkln · December 2014

GIT IT, Mamma!

And yes. Sperm is the Thing of Which We Do Not Speak.

ashley8918 · December 2014

Sending all the magical woowoo baby thoughts I can muster. Good luck!

carrie0924 · December 2014

GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!
And since we're all giving opinions, I feel fairly neutral about semen. Just not on my face or my hair without me telling you that's okay first. If I'm about to shower, I don't care where it lands. If I've just done my hair, I don't want you to ruin it!

lovedryn · December 2014

Yay! Good luck with the babyink! I'm so excited for you ladies!

FutureMrsN3312 · December 2014

Yay!!!! Good Luck!!!!!

Fingers crossed for you!

VulgarGirl · December 2014

So this morning I asked her "Are you knocked up yet?" and she goes "Yes, with triplets, because we live in bad fanfiction"....this this is why I married her.

For those curious we are using a known donor (my BFF who stood in our wedding) and a turkey baster. Though not an actual turkey baster. It's a needless syringe. In fact when we read up on how to do it we were explicitly told to not use an actual turkey baster as it would not work well. I feel like that means people have tried using a turkey baster.

BTW here's a super weird text message to send "Time to jerk off", that's what I told him when Wifey told me it was time. We had drop the sample off at our place, he's got a key so it was there before we got home. Sitting in a little mug of warm water to keep it...good...fuck this is fucking weird. I mean, it's awesome to be making a baby, I'm happy he's the donor, but thinking about all the separate parts...it's fucking weird.

And we're doing it again tonight! Oh and she was adorable about not wanting to drink because what if that messed things up. I'm like based on my parents, it might actually help.

Inkdancer · December 2014

I am so excited for you! You will be great moms.

FutureMrsN3312 · December 2014

This is so awesome to me!!! You guys are going to be such cool moms!

I'm sitting at my desk tearing up. Wait till the crazy lady prego hormones kick in.:)

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