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What weird sound, smell, feeling do you hate??

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Re: What weird sound, smell, feeling do you hate??

  • Oh god, I have SO MANY.

    Sounds:
    -Teeth grinding. FUCK NO. It physically hurts my teeth. I may or may not have actually punched H is the mouth in his sleep...twice. Sorrynotsorry. YOU. HAVE. TO. STOP.
    - flickering fluorescent lights. I have actually left work because of this. I cannot concentrate with that shit going on.
    -Balloons. Everything about them. rubbing, popping, getting blown up, all of it.
    -Popping a tube of crescent rolls, or a bottle of champagne
    -My coworker. Specifically the inquisitive "Mmmmmmmmm" noise that she makes when she is trying to get my attention without just fucking saying something. I don't even know how else to describe it.

    Smells:
    -Ground beef cooking. It smells like I imagine zombies smell. Fucking rotting flesh.
    -Sea creatures. Get your stank ass vag-smelling food the fuck away from me. I will straight up leave a restaurant if someone orders fish too close to me.
    -Pee. Not old pee (which is obviously awful), but like, fresh pee in a toilet. When H comes into the bathroom and pees while i'm in the shower? VOM.

    Feels:
    -Touching fabric (or like, anything) when you have pruney fingers. This is the worst possibly form of torture for me. I would rather gnaw off my own fucking fingers. For approximately an hour after I shower, wash my hands, etc, I walk around with the thickest lotion I can find on, and pick up everything with my elbows, mouth, feet, whatever.
    -Flannel. Period.

  • OH. And my dog chewing his nals. NOOOOOOOO.
  • I hate touching wet things or people touching me if they are wet.  Like if I am emptying the dishwasher, and something isn't completely dry and I pick it up and the water gets on me, I hate it.  Or if someone doesn't completely dry their hands after washing them and then touches me, I hate it.  I don't know why, it just bugs the crap out of me!

    Also chewing with your mouth open.  One of my former bosses was TERRIBLE.  It got so bad I used to make sure I never took my lunch at the same time as him.  He would shovel the food into his mouth loudly (almost making a slurping sound) and chew with his mouth open and ewwwwwww the noises....
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  • YOU GUYS. Something just happened and I feel like it belongs in here.

    So, he very sweetly brought me a string cheese to have with my my wine (klassy as fuck). But, I went to take a bite and, you guys, IT WAS WET. THE CHEESE WAS WET. Well, it turns out, it was in his pocket for a few minutes before he brought it. And apparently, cold string cheese + pocket = WET CHEESE. And, I didn't want to get out of bed, so I had to swallow it. I wanted to just die the whole time.

    So, uh. Add that to my list of feelings, I guess.
  • YOU GUYS. Something just happened and I feel like it belongs in here.

    So, he very sweetly brought me a string cheese to have with my my wine (klassy as fuck). But, I went to take a bite and, you guys, IT WAS WET. THE CHEESE WAS WET. Well, it turns out, it was in his pocket for a few minutes before he brought it. And apparently, cold string cheese + pocket = WET CHEESE. And, I didn't want to get out of bed, so I had to swallow it. I wanted to just die the whole time.

    So, uh. Add that to my list of feelings, I guess.

    THIS. THIS DISGUST THAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW. MAKE IT STOP.

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  • THIS. THIS DISGUST THAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW. MAKE IT STOP.
    I fucking know!

    He feels so bad now, because I was gagging so hard. IT WAS AWFUL.
  • The smell that comes with static electricity and when electric heat comes on. I HATE THAT SMELL.
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  • edited December 2014
    Sound: rubbing a balloon. I get the shivers just thinking about it.
    Feeling:  When you can feel someone is watching you.
    Smell: Your skin after eating curry.  I find it repulsive.  The only way I will eat a dish with curry is if I can take two back-to-back showers after dinner.

  • I fucking know! He feels so bad now, because I was gagging so hard. IT WAS AWFUL.
    Eeewwww, sweaty cheese is the worst!  I read once that Lady Gaga specifically requests "non-sweaty cheese" before her shows.  Lady knows what's up! :)




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  • YOU GUYS. Something just happened and I feel like it belongs in here. So, he very sweetly brought me a string cheese to have with my my wine (klassy as fuck). But, I went to take a bite and, you guys, IT WAS WET. THE CHEESE WAS WET. Well, it turns out, it was in his pocket for a few minutes before he brought it. And apparently, cold string cheese + pocket = WET CHEESE. And, I didn't want to get out of bed, so I had to swallow it. I wanted to just die the whole time. So, uh. Add that to my list of feelings, I guess.
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  • Oh I just remembered. I hate the smell of baby shampoo, baby wipes, baby oil, baby anything. Love babies, just not baby products. 
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  • As far as sounds, when my mom was alive, and I was constantly tending to her, I picked a ringtone for my phone, for her fall alarm. It was the loudest most obnoxious ringtone my phone had. Every time it rang, it would be the alarm company, and I would have to head to my mom's, not knowing what I would find. I never use that ringtone now, that she has been gone 2 years now.

    But the ringtone for her calling me, I use that one sometimes for incoming calls. It is sort of comforting. It would sound when she was ok, just calling me. It is sort of a classical music sound, my husband said it reminded him of "old ladies dancing".

    It is all about connections.

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