I just remembered something that was way weird for me, although not nearly as weird as some of these stories!
Remember how my ex is my BFF? At a party at his house one time, this random girl asked me if I'd ever get back together with him. I told her no. She told me that this was a shame because (I will never forget her words) "my husband and I are swingers and I'm really attracted to you, but we only do couples". I'm flattered, but no thanks girl.
Haha! What do you even say to that?! And, what makes her think that just because --if you got back together with him-- you'd be a swinger too?
I'm trying to remember all them. I know I blocked a bunch out.
I was dating this guy for a very short time when he invited me up to his friend's parents' cabin in upstate NY. We were all ranging in ages from 19 to 22, so naturally the idea of cabin all to ourselves sounded great. The guy John I was seeing had been there before, and talked up how cool this place was.
We get there and I find out there is no electricity. And no heat. And no running water. It was also about 15 degrees outside. Awesome.
After a few drinks, I'm frozen solid. There was a huge king size bed in one of the rooms. This was the ONLY bed in the house. John suggests that we get into the bed, and share it with Ben and Andrea. Ben was the one whose parents owned the cabin, and Andrea was his girlfriend.
I didn't know at the time, but all three of these motherfuckers thought it would be fun to do some swapping thing. We get into the dark bedroom with no light, and Ben starts touching me. Then I hear John making out with Andrea. So, I freaked the fuck out and spent the night sleeping in John's truck until he could drive me home the next day.
FI has some pretty awesome stories. The girl he dated right before me was so completely insane. After he and I started dating, she would say/do whatever she could to try to get his attention. She texted him and told him that she was in the hospital for trying to commit suicide (which wasn't true because she was actually with a mutual friend when she texted that, and the mutual friend told FI it was all made up, which he pretty much already knew because apparently her favorite thing ever was to lie).
Then she asked him if she could have one of his mom's cats. His mom was not in the market to be getting rid of any cats; they're like her babies. But this girl wanted one of them. And actually asked if she could have one.
Then she went through every single one of his facebook photos and commented with a compliment like "wow what a handsome guy" etc.
When he didn't respond to any of her nonsense, she sent him a long hate-filled facebook message about what a terrible person he was.
Then we were at FI's friend's apartment for a birthday party, and I'm standing outside talking to someone, I look over, and out of nowhere crazy girl is standing right next to me just smiling at me! She lived several hours away, was not invited to the party, but somehow found out it was going on and knew FI would be there so she just showed up, (I'm guessing recognized me from facebook photos?) sought me out, and came straight to me, and then just stood there smiling at me. It was fucking weird. I went inside to get away from her and she followed me. I went up to FI and he said to me "Shit I see her, she's coming right for me! What do I do?!" so I grabbed his face and started kissing him as a means to deflect Miss Crazy and it worked. She left. The weird thing was she had brought her new "boyfriend" with her and had made him stand outside alone and wait while she went to look for me and for FI, and the poor guy looked miserable.
After this, she sent another raged out facebook message to FI about "How could you kiss your girl when you know I'm around, you fucking asshole!" Um because I'm his girlfriend and sometimes we kiss and our lives don't revolve around you? (They had broken up like 6 months before FI even met me because she was cheating on him and dumped him for some other guy)
Finally FI just said to her "I love Novella. You and I are done. It's time to leave me alone." Neither of us ever heard from her again after that.
Your stories are the craziest. What a bunch of psychos.
I honestly used to be 100% there was something wrong with ME. Like somehow I was attracting all the crazy people. There was something written on my face that only they could see or something. It was just bizarre. I'm thankful every day that my FI is normal and well-adjusted, and he always says the same about me, based on his exes too lol
I just remembered something that was way weird for me, although not nearly as weird as some of these stories!
Remember how my ex is my BFF? At a party at his house one time, this random girl asked me if I'd ever get back together with him. I told her no. She told me that this was a shame because (I will never forget her words) "my husband and I are swingers and I'm really attracted to you, but we only do couples". I'm flattered, but no thanks girl.
Haha! What do you even say to that?! And, what makes her think that just because --if you got back together with him-- you'd be a swinger too?
Yeah it was super weird. I think I was just like, "yeah, well no, Pie and I are friends..." and walked away.
I get that different shit turns different people on, but to just assume that sort of thing is odd, same as in climbingbride's story. Why/how people assume shit like that is beyond me.
I had a couple that I was friends with ask me if I wanted to have a threesome. I also had a friend and her boyfriend ask if I'd watch them have sex. I declined both offers.
I think I told you guys about this. When I was 20, I dated a guy that was 31. He cheated on me, and I broke up with him. Last year, he found me on Facebook and told me to call him - his number was still the same. Dude. I dated you 14 years ago for 3 months. I really don't still have your phone number. Puke.
I'm trying to remember all them. I know I blocked a bunch out.
I was dating this guy for a very short time when he invited me up to his friend's parents' cabin in upstate NY. We were all ranging in ages from 19 to 22, so naturally the idea of cabin all to ourselves sounded great. The guy John I was seeing had been there before, and talked up how cool this place was.
We get there and I find out there is no electricity. And no heat. And no running water. It was also about 15 degrees outside. Awesome.
After a few drinks, I'm frozen solid. There was a huge king size bed in one of the rooms. This was the ONLY bed in the house. John suggests that we get into the bed, and share it with Ben and Andrea. Ben was the one whose parents owned the cabin, and Andrea was his girlfriend.
I didn't know at the time, but all three of these motherfuckers thought it would be fun to do some swapping thing. We get into the dark bedroom with no light, and Ben starts touching me. Then I hear John making out with Andrea. So, I freaked the fuck out and spent the night sleeping in John's truck until he could drive me home the next day.
Ummmm...surprise orgies are never a good idea. Ever. Excuse me, I need a shower after reading that.
I had a couple that I was friends with ask me if I wanted to have a threesome. I also had a friend and her boyfriend ask if I'd watch them have sex. I declined both offers.
I think I told you guys about this. When I was 20, I dated a guy that was 31. He cheated on me, and I broke up with him. Last year, he found me on Facebook and told me to call him - his number was still the same. Dude. I dated you 14 years ago for 3 months. I really don't still have your phone number. Puke.
Ewwwww. I hate this. They ALWAYS come back. Especially the ones that never became full-fledged boyfriends. It's like, it didn't work then, what makes you think it's going to work now??! It's so satisfying to tell them you're off the market. For good.
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