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Spinoff: craziest dating disasters?

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Re: Spinoff: craziest dating disasters?

  • I just remembered something that was way weird for me, although not nearly as weird as some of these stories!

    Remember how my ex is my BFF? At a party at his house one time, this random girl asked me if I'd ever get back together with him. I told her no. She told me that this was a shame because (I will never forget her words) "my husband and I are swingers and I'm really attracted to you, but we only do couples". I'm flattered, but no thanks girl. 
    Haha! What do you even say to that?! And, what makes her think that just because --if you got back together with him-- you'd be a swinger too? 
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  • I'm trying to remember all them. I know I blocked a bunch out. 

    I was dating this guy for a very short time when he invited me up to his friend's parents' cabin in upstate NY. We were all ranging in ages from 19 to 22, so naturally the idea of cabin all to ourselves sounded great. The guy John I was seeing had been there before, and talked up how cool this place was. 

    We get there and I find out there is no electricity. And no heat. And no running water. It was also about 15 degrees outside. Awesome. 

    After a few drinks, I'm frozen solid. There was a huge king size bed in one of the rooms. This was the ONLY bed in the house. John suggests that we get into the bed, and share it with Ben and Andrea. Ben was the one whose parents owned the cabin, and Andrea was his girlfriend. 

    I didn't know at the time, but all three of these motherfuckers thought it would be fun to do some swapping thing. We get into the dark bedroom with no light, and Ben starts touching me. Then I hear John making out with Andrea. So, I freaked the fuck out and spent the night sleeping in John's truck until he could drive me home the next day. 
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  • I honestly used to be 100% there was something wrong with ME. Like somehow I was attracting all the crazy people. There was something written on my face that only they could see or something. It was just bizarre. I'm thankful every day that my FI is normal and well-adjusted, and he always says the same about me, based on his exes too lol 
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  • Haha! What do you even say to that?! And, what makes her think that just because --if you got back together with him-- you'd be a swinger too? 
    Yeah it was super weird. I think I was just like, "yeah, well no, Pie and I are friends..." and walked away.  

    I get that different shit turns different people on, but to just assume that sort of thing is odd, same as in climbingbride's story. Why/how people assume shit like that is beyond me.
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  • I had a couple that I was friends with ask me if I wanted to have a threesome. I also had a friend and her boyfriend ask if I'd watch them have sex. I declined both offers. 

    I think I told you guys about this. When I was 20, I dated a guy that was 31. He cheated on me, and I broke up with him. Last year, he found me on Facebook and told me to call him - his number was still the same. Dude. I dated you 14 years ago for 3 months. I really don't still have your phone number. Puke. 
  • I'm trying to remember all them. I know I blocked a bunch out. 


    I was dating this guy for a very short time when he invited me up to his friend's parents' cabin in upstate NY. We were all ranging in ages from 19 to 22, so naturally the idea of cabin all to ourselves sounded great. The guy John I was seeing had been there before, and talked up how cool this place was. 

    We get there and I find out there is no electricity. And no heat. And no running water. It was also about 15 degrees outside. Awesome. 

    After a few drinks, I'm frozen solid. There was a huge king size bed in one of the rooms. This was the ONLY bed in the house. John suggests that we get into the bed, and share it with Ben and Andrea. Ben was the one whose parents owned the cabin, and Andrea was his girlfriend. 

    I didn't know at the time, but all three of these motherfuckers thought it would be fun to do some swapping thing. We get into the dark bedroom with no light, and Ben starts touching me. Then I hear John making out with Andrea. So, I freaked the fuck out and spent the night sleeping in John's truck until he could drive me home the next day. 
    Ummmm...surprise orgies are never a good idea. Ever. Excuse me, I need a shower after reading that.

  • I had a couple that I was friends with ask me if I wanted to have a threesome. I also had a friend and her boyfriend ask if I'd watch them have sex. I declined both offers. 

    I think I told you guys about this. When I was 20, I dated a guy that was 31. He cheated on me, and I broke up with him. Last year, he found me on Facebook and told me to call him - his number was still the same. Dude. I dated you 14 years ago for 3 months. I really don't still have your phone number. Puke. 
    Ewwwww.  I hate this.  They ALWAYS come back.  Especially the ones that never became full-fledged boyfriends.  It's like, it didn't work then, what makes you think it's going to work now??!  It's so satisfying to tell them you're off the market.  For good.
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