MERRY CHRISTMAS

manillabar · December 2014

Merry Christmas everyone!!

chibiyui · December 2014

I am so bored.

princessofgenovia · December 2014

Merry Christmas everyone!

I'm so freaking bored at work. I had "a ton of work" so I decided to come in. I got it all done before 11. 2 hours left.

Gustafson28 · December 2014

Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all those celebrating! Wishing you all love and happiness for the holiday season

ohannabelle · December 2014

Huge hugs! And the very best to all of you wonderful women.

theartistformerlyknownas · December 2014

ohannabelle said:
Huge hugs! And the very best to all of you wonderful women.

@ohannabelle‌ are you feeling any better Mama?

emmaaa · December 2014

Merry Christmas everyone!

beethery · December 2014

A reminder that somewhere around the world, santa is riding at 800 miles per second throwing presents into people’s houses with pinpoint accuracy.*

Merry Christmas bitches!!!!

*stolen from someone on Tumblr

mikenberger · December 2014

beethery said:
A reminder that somewhere around the world, santa is riding at 800 miles per second throwing presents into people’s houses with pinpoint accuracy.*

Merry Christmas bitches!!!!

*stolen from someone on Tumblr

Last I saw, he was in Florida. But that was about two pints ago.

WinstonsGirl · December 2014

We tracked Santa to the east coast of NFLD with my 3 year old niece this evening. She freaked out that "SANTA IS IN CANADA!!!!!!" That kid is getting a good haul tomorrow morning.

Merry Christmas everyone and stay safe this season

ohannabelle · December 2014

lolo883 said:

Huge hugs! And the very best to all of you wonderful women.
@ohannabelle‌ are you feeling any better Mama?

Not great. Don't care! It's a fuzzy pajama Christmas! It's kind of great not to be rushing in circles fussing. We're like the Whos in Whoville. Even if I don't get ramduzzles and wunkles ready, it comes anyway. I can't sing Fahoo Fores Dahoo Dores like the Whos, because sore throat and I sound like a frog, but that's okay.

I am always the first one up. Usually baking. Today, just getting the fire ready and listening to fabuloso music. This is my favorite Christmas channel:

http://v6.player.abacast.net/5

kmmssg · December 2014

Merry Merry Merry Christmas to everyone - Especially our Ohannabellle who is under the weather. I will sing for you!

We spend an inordinate amount of time camouflaging 19 yo DS's gifts before he opens them. Our coup de gras was this morning. We had carefully opened the bottom of a box of cereal, put a video game between the cereal bag and box, and glued it shut. It looked like a pro did it. Oh wait - we did. He finally opened the box and kept going "how did you do that? how did you do that?" (he is quite brilliant so for a moment I thought I would smack him for not figuring out how we did it.

Now, for the best part.....off to DD's to open presents with my precious grand babies (and babies too).

Have a wonderful day everyone - and take care Ohannabelle!

theartistformerlyknownas · December 2014

Christmas breakfast. Booze and cookies.

novella1186 · December 2014

Merry Christmas! I hope everyone has a great holiday!

lyndausvi · December 2014

My husband gave me a hair dryer for Christmas. This thing is apparently so powerful that he told me I had to talk to his sister before using. She is a hair dresser and I guess this thing it what they use in salons. I guess if I don't use it properly I could burn my hair or something.

Now I'm not sure what was wrong with my Revlon one. I only dry my hair every other day in the winter and pretty much rarely in the warmer weather. I really don't "do" my hair often since I work from home.

I'm scared to use this thing.

theartistformerlyknownas · December 2014

lyndausvi said:

My husband gave me a hair dryer for Christmas. This thing is apparently so powerful that he told me I had to talk to his sister before using. She is a hair dresser and I guess this thing it what they use in salons. I guess if I don't use it properly I could burn my hair or something.

Now I'm not sure what was wrong with my Revlon one. I only dry my hair every other day in the winter and pretty much rarely in the warmer weather. I really don't "do" my hair often since I work from home.

I'm scared to use this thing.

Maybe you can use it for cooking! :-p

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2013/12/24/255869249/hair-dryer-cooking-from-smores-to-crispy-duck

lyndausvi · December 2014

lolo883 said:

lyndausvi said:

My husband gave me a hair dryer for Christmas. This thing is apparently so powerful that he told me I had to talk to his sister before using. She is a hair dresser and I guess this thing it what they use in salons. I guess if I don't use it properly I could burn my hair or something.

Now I'm not sure what was wrong with my Revlon one. I only dry my hair every other day in the winter and pretty much rarely in the warmer weather. I really don't "do" my hair often since I work from home.

I'm scared to use this thing.

Maybe you can use it for cooking! :-p
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2013/12/24/255869249/hair-dryer-cooking-from-smores-to-crispy-duck

blah. So funny.

CMGragain · December 2014

DH gave me books about castles and about lost civilizations. He also gave me an antique silver spoon from Salt Lake City, as a memento of my surgery last year.
My opthamologist said I was one of the luckiest people on earth to have my good eyesight back after all the trauma. My right eye is 20/20, my left (with the cancer) is 20/25.

slothiegal · December 2014

Merry Christmas lovies! On mobile so no fun pics/gifs, but had to drop in...Papa Slothie already passed out in the den, Momma Slothie is yelling at her mother over the phone, slothieguy is going through my old yearbooks cackling, and I'm curled up on the couch with a bottle of wine under my mothers judgmental eye.

AKA Christmas as per usual.

WinstonsGirl · December 2014

DH and I haven't done Christmas yet as we've been hitting all the families and kids first. Nap time though. Best gift so far was from my Brother. Hw got me 2 hours of private tumbling lessons with my coach. WOO!! Can't wait to get back to the gym

theartistformerlyknownas · December 2014

ILs just left. FIL was sniping the whole time that there wasn't any "real food," just cheese, crackers, sausage balls, cookies and fudge. Fool I had ONE DAY'S NOTICE that the 9 of you were coming, that one day was Christmas Eve, it is not a meal time, and you're about to leave here to eat a turkey at the place and time the meal was always planned to be. You're lucky I was able to scrape together that much to offer you. Shut it.

chibiyui · December 2014

H and I got home about an hour ago. My grandmothers is the only place I can go to and fill up on veggies as opposed to meat. Seriously, that womans lima beans are a gift from God. H is feeling terrible, so he's in bed already, with hopes he'll feel better in the morning. I am now wrapping my adorable but spoiled niece and nephews gifts, since we'll have THAT Christmas on Saturday. And I'm also doing a half ass job of cleaning the house.

@Lolo883 Did Krampus stick a femur up your FIL's butt? SRSLY, that is bull. Ingrate.

theartistformerlyknownas · December 2014

@chibiyui‌ he must have. Dude was in a foul mood. H kept telling me not to let it piss me off but I pride myself on being a good hostess, and I did the best I could, which I felt was pretty dang good under short notice.

Maybe he was jealous he wasn't going to get to stick around for this!

beethery · December 2014

lolo883 said:

ILs just left. FIL was sniping the whole time that there wasn't any "real food," just cheese, crackers, sausage balls, cookies and fudge. Fool I had ONE DAY'S NOTICE that the 9 of you were coming, that one day was Christmas Eve, it is not a meal time, and you're about to leave here to eat a turkey at the place and time the meal was always planned to be. You're lucky I was able to scrape together that much to offer you. Shut it.

I'LL SHOW YA WHERE YOU CAN PUT THAT SAUSAGE BALL, YA SHIT!

What kind of shit is that, honestly? He got apps at a place he wasn't even initially scheduled to be at!

theartistformerlyknownas · December 2014

beethery said:

lolo883 said:

ILs just left. FIL was sniping the whole time that there wasn't any "real food," just cheese, crackers, sausage balls, cookies and fudge. Fool I had ONE DAY'S NOTICE that the 9 of you were coming, that one day was Christmas Eve, it is not a meal time, and you're about to leave here to eat a turkey at the place and time the meal was always planned to be. You're lucky I was able to scrape together that much to offer you. Shut it.

I'LL SHOW YA WHERE YOU CAN PUT THAT SAUSAGE BALL, YA SHIT!

What kind of shit is that, honestly? He got apps at a place he wasn't even initially scheduled to be at!

And at TWO FORTY FIVE IN THE GODDAMN AFTERNOON! Your failure to eat lunch is not my damn problem, dude. It is not dinner time. We told you we were not feeding you. You're a grown ass man.

He helped himself to a yogurt out of my fridge so that shut him up for a little while.

beethery · December 2014

lolo883 said:

lolo883 said:

ILs just left. FIL was sniping the whole time that there wasn't any "real food," just cheese, crackers, sausage balls, cookies and fudge. Fool I had ONE DAY'S NOTICE that the 9 of you were coming, that one day was Christmas Eve, it is not a meal time, and you're about to leave here to eat a turkey at the place and time the meal was always planned to be. You're lucky I was able to scrape together that much to offer you. Shut it.

I'LL SHOW YA WHERE YOU CAN PUT THAT SAUSAGE BALL, YA SHIT!

What kind of shit is that, honestly? He got apps at a place he wasn't even initially scheduled to be at!
And at TWO FORTY FIVE IN THE GODDAMN AFTERNOON! Your failure to eat lunch is not my damn problem, dude. It is not dinner time. We told you we were not feeding you. You're a grown ass man. He helped himself to a yogurt out of my fridge so that shut him up for a little while.

I hope he is gassy for the rest of the evening. Would serve him right.

MairePoppy · December 2014

lyndausvi said:

My husband gave me a hair dryer for Christmas. This thing is apparently so powerful that he told me I had to talk to his sister before using. She is a hair dresser and I guess this thing it what they use in salons. I guess if I don't use it properly I could burn my hair or something.

Now I'm not sure what was wrong with my Revlon one. I only dry my hair every other day in the winter and pretty much rarely in the warmer weather. I really don't "do" my hair often since I work from home.

I'm scared to use this thing.

My family is now wondering why I'm belly laughing at the computer screen. They don't know about TK.

In addition to crispy duck and smores, you could use the hair dryer as a crème brulee torch.

One Christmas, my husband gave me a gadget that looked like a small hair dryer. It was for my nose. Yep, my nose and No, I don't have a lot of nose hair. The purpose of this nifty dryer was to warm up my sinuses and kill cold germs. He was tired of me getting colds. That was the year I declared that no one should ever buy me a gift that needs to be plugged in. It was not a merry Christmas for him.

FiancB · December 2014

I'm a little late but I gotta share

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