Most awkward thing ever. . . .

wrigleyville · January 2015

I will never forget that episode. I laughed so hard when they kissed, and then I pretty much died when she described how their wedding night was going to go. It was a big, fat pile of, "Yeaaahhhh... riiiiiiight. That's what YOU think."

wrigleyville · January 2015

Ooh, I found it. In this quote, she's talking to her FI, obviously.

"And although Shanna admits that she's nervous about the actual intercourse, she doesn't seem afraid to talk about her fantasy of their wedding night: "I think you should take a shower first, and then I'll take a shower. And then I'll put on my lingerie, and then I'll come into the room... and then I'll have a surprise waiting for you," she says. "And we'll have our robes on, and then we'll slowly have our robes off and then do foreplay...and then have sex."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/01/virgin-diaries_n_1124244.html

VulgarGirl · January 2015

wrigleyville said:

Ooh, I found it. In this quote, she's talking to her FI, obviously.

"And although Shanna admits that she's nervous about the actual intercourse, she doesn't seem afraid to talk about her fantasy of their wedding night: "I think you should take a shower first, and then I'll take a shower. And then I'll put on my lingerie, and then I'll come into the room... and then I'll have a surprise waiting for you," she says. "And we'll have our robes on, and then we'll slowly have our robes off and then do foreplay...and then have sex."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/01/virgin-diaries_n_1124244.html

I didn't put that much planning into my wedding.

PrettyGirlLost · January 2015

OMG that quote hahahahaha!

beethery · January 2015

wrigleyville said:

Ooh, I found it. In this quote, she's talking to her FI, obviously.

"And although Shanna admits that she's nervous about the actual intercourse, she doesn't seem afraid to talk about her fantasy of their wedding night: "I think you should take a shower first, and then I'll take a shower. And then I'll put on my lingerie, and then I'll come into the room... and then I'll have a surprise waiting for you," she says. "And we'll have our robes on, and then we'll slowly have our robes off and then do foreplay...and then have sex."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/01/virgin-diaries_n_1124244.html

I am reminded of someone by this quote.

How slowly do you take your robe off? I think she got movie slo-mo sex scene planning in her head like it's real life.

That's how I do it, but I'm not a virgin, so...

wrigleyville · January 2015

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danamw · January 2015

I was afraid one of them would break a tooth.

My gosh. I kept watching, and she doesn't have a clue, does she?

sophhabobopha · January 2015

Am I doing the foreplay right?

I think I kissed better than that when I was 12.

sophhabobopha · January 2015

Also,

what is her surprise? A dildo?

mrsdee15 · January 2015

That... wow. They kind of look like two fish fighting for the same flake of food.

wrigleyville · January 2015

I loved how he was like, "And then she kissed me again and kept wanting to kiss me... and I was kind of ummmm...ok..."

I don't blame him. She's terrible. I mean, they're both terrible, but she's attacking him like a rabid piranha. I think he'd turn out to be a decent kisser if he had a partner who knew what the hell they were doing.

manillabar · January 2015

lol I love the "do foreplay line" ... I wish someone asked her what exactly she thought that entailed.

Also, I watched the video and am now scarred for life. I don't care if they were both virgins, they had to have at least seen other people kiss and know that's not how it works!

Viczaesar · January 2015

Oh my god, are they EATING each other?

Viczaesar · January 2015

Okay, I couldn't watch it past where he started singing.

I had a date with a guy once where he went to kiss me and he had his mouth open, coming at me like a fish. I did not know what to do with that.