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Apparently, I am endorsing the devil's work....

velvethelicoptersvelvethelicopters member
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And I don't mind.

So a friend (I'm using that term loosely) had me as a bridesmaid for her middle of February wedding. The dresses already made all of us look pregnant, but whatever. I'm not showing and any potential show would be well hidden in said dress.

She calls me today and since I am with child while in an unwed state, I am an endorsement of the devil's handiwork, so I am kicked out of the wedding.

Ok............

Then, since she know has to rush order a dress for my replacement, I need to become right with the Lord and pay for the dress. I started laughing so hard I fell off my chair. At work. Then kept laughing while on the floor. She said she'd call me when I returned to my sense and hung up.

Fuck it. If that's how she wants to be, I see no great loss in my life.

I may or may not put some devil horns and tail on my bump later on. Screw it, that's going to happen. Probably more than once. Wonder if I can make that work appropriate..... Baby will so be in a devil costume for Halloween.
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  • thisismynickname2thisismynickname2 member
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    Nooooooooooooo.
    If you were a BM I assume some level of closeness existed at some point. I'm sorry this happened!
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  • velvethelicoptersvelvethelicopters member
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    Give me a few days. I'm still in the hormonal bitchy and overly giggly stage. Right now it's more did she just really say that, and I'm going to find it excessively hilarious.
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  • Gustafson28Gustafson28 member
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    Chick is a bitch and that costume will be adorable. I've seen cute deviled egg ones too. She doesn't deserve you if she's going to act like that.


    Also I thought you were going to talk about drinking monster energy drink . H sent me a YouTube link for crazy avengelical lady saying monster is the work of the devil. She also has a thing against MILFs
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  • ShesSoColdShesSoCold mod
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    Holy shitballs!!
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  • erinlin25erinlin25 member
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    what a horrible person!   Sorry you are having to deal with that.  I hope she realizes what a Bitch she is... better off without her, and no way should you pay for the dress!  SHE should pay for your dress
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  • jdluvr06jdluvr06 member
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    Holy fuck! That chick sounds crazy judgmental. I would have laughed at her too.
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  • APDSS22APDSS22 member
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    I think I would've laughed too.  Some people are just ridiculous.
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  • buttercup1958buttercup1958
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    Honestly I would be laughing with you too. I've had people try to "save" me when they found out that I was studying geology. It always gets eyerolls from me.
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  • velvethelicoptersvelvethelicopters member
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    DF is buying or making the most expensive possible baby devil costume. Sorry, have to dress baby, can't buy another ugly dress. He's wondering when Methodists opted to really give a fuck on this, but oh well.

    I'm too old for this shit. Grow up, act like a damn adult, and deal. Or I'm just going to laugh about it. If someone wants to be a douche nozzle, go for it and I have no issues killing that friendship.

    Oh, if I'm one of @MagicInk‌ minion workforce, do we get awesome tattoos? Win yet again! Can I just get mine after baby is here since my artist says no while pregnant.
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  • velvethelicoptersvelvethelicopters member
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    lyndausvi said:

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    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    THAT'S PART OF MY CALF TATTOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ok, I'll be less hyper squealing girly now.
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  • larrygagalarrygaga member
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    You wanna be in my wedding? One of my maids will be 6 months pregnant and also isn't married. You guys can hail satan together.

    But for real, you don't need shitty people like that.
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  • velvethelicoptersvelvethelicopters member
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    I'm thinking up ways to spend money instead. Besides baby, because really, can't do much now.

    I'm leaning towards a male review when I have to go to Vegas.
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  • larrygagalarrygaga member
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    kmmssg said:
    This is the crap that gives the rest of us Christians a bad name. Oh and this Christian's 16 month old son attended his parents church wedding. Your friend needs to get right with the Lord and show you love and quit judging. Grrrr
    I am pretty embarrassed to say I'm a christian sometimes. I don't attend church anymore, I see god in the entire world and not in a dusty old judgmental book. So
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  • velvethelicoptersvelvethelicopters member
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    larrygaga said:

    You wanna be in my wedding? One of my maids will be 6 months pregnant and also isn't married. You guys can hail satan together.


    But for real, you don't need shitty people like that.
    Yay!!!! Plus, we might help keep the bar tab down. Well, until Satan appears and drinks his fill.
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  • lc07lc07 member
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    Is that glitter bomb website back up and running? If not you know @beethery @lolo883 and I were starting one of those companies, except ours explodes and includes poop.
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  • lc07lc07 member
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    This bitch is crazy and gives religion a fucking awful name. Please tell her I said so.
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  • larrygagalarrygaga member
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    lc07 said:
    OK, I got it. Tell her you've seen the light. And you're going to get married. But the only weekend that works for you is the same weekend as hers. The day before. It's going to be so fun and a big blowout and you really hope all of your mutual friends aren't hungover at hers.
    And you are going to use her venue in the morning before she does. They can fit two in one day right?
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  • jdluvr06jdluvr06 member
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    I'm more flabbgasted that she made the decision to kick you out of her wedding and replace you but she thinks it is your responsibility to pay for the dress. You know because it makes sense that someone else has to pay for her decision.
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  • wandajune6wandajune6 member
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    She just saved you a fortune on a dress, gifts, and other crap!

    I think you should donate some of it in her name- to a few organizations that she would find offensive. Don't forget to sign her up for their mailing lists as well!
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