Apparently, I am endorsing the devil's work....

[Deleted User] · January 2015

velvethelicopters · January 2015

Oh shit will get fun. The rest will have to do the planning, and at least two are awful at it. I am going to be laughing the entire time.

We weren't that good of friends before, and I didn't even have her on our guest list because of cost/space. So I'm probably less hurt than normal. It's more a round of how stupid will this get.

velvethelicopters · January 2015

JCbride2015 said:
Send her a sonogram with 666 Photoshopped onto the embryo's head. Say you want to get right with the Lord but the Devil is using you as a vessel at the moment, so you'll have to get on that later.

Hehe..... I bet I can talk my doctor into typing that on my scan.....

Damien is getting ready early for @MagicInk‌ minion status. And yeah, baby will now be Damien vs Peanut/Squish/Jelly Bean or what embryo nicknames are out there.

AlexisA01 · January 2015

velvethelicopters said:

Oh shit will get fun. The rest will have to do the planning, and at least two are awful at it. I am going to be laughing the entire time. We weren't that good of friends before, and I didn't even have her on our guest list because of cost/space. So I'm probably less hurt than normal. It's more a round of how stupid will this get.

That is so cruel. Yes at you sending that picture

that made my night!

themuffinman16 · January 2015

JCbride2015 said:

Send her a sonogram with 666 Photoshopped onto the embryo's head. Say you want to get right with the Lord but the Devil is using you as a vessel at the moment, so you'll have to get on that later.

I am rolling on the floor. Fuck that's funny. Thank you, JCbride! Made my day.

kaitlynmichelle · January 2015

Wow, that takes a whole new low to kicking out a bridesmaid. Love your response!

banana468 · January 2015

I guess your friend didn't know that Jesus didn't shun "the sinners. "

Kahlyla · January 2015

We can say cunt on here, right? Cause this lady really is a glum fucking cunt.

APDSS22 · January 2015

I don't recall the part of the Bible where Jesus runs away and locks himself in a cave yelling "SINNERS! Sinners EVERYWHERE!" If he didn't do it, who does this chick think she is?

kmmssg · January 2015

larrygaga said:

kmmssg said:

This is the crap that gives the rest of us Christians a bad name. Oh and this Christian's 16 month old son attended his parents church wedding. Your friend needs to get right with the Lord and show you love and quit judging. Grrrr

I am pretty embarrassed to say I'm a christian sometimes. I don't attend church anymore, I see god in the entire world and not in a dusty old judgmental book. So

I understand what you are saying. I'm not embarrassed to be a Christian, but I am embarrassed at how others twist it for their own gratification. I see the old testament as historical knowledge and the new testament as where we are to learn to love unconditionally. Those who twist it for their own gratification and to judge people are judgemental hypocrits. Hmm, does that make me one too? If we agree to disagree that's cool, but people like OPs "friend" are what hurts the Church and shuns people away. Gee, I wonder why.

LondonLisa · January 2015

I think you need to send your "friend" a link to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1-ip47WYWc

Maggie0829 · January 2015

LondonLisa said:

I think you need to send your "friend" a link to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1-ip47WYWc

I now must go binge watch West Wing on Netflix.

emmaaa · January 2015

That is awful! I'm sorry that stupid people like that are *trying* to make you feel bad.

Like a few others said, it is embarassing that those type of Christians give the rest a bad name.

LondonLisa · January 2015

Maggie0829 said:

LondonLisa said:

I think you need to send your "friend" a link to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1-ip47WYWc

I now must go binge watch West Wing on Netflix.

@Maggie0829 If you like "the West Wing" (which I LOVE!) I would also suggest watching "The Thick of It" which is a dark comedy about British politics (and some of the best sweary insults you will ever hear). It is by the same guy who created "Veep". It is hilarious!

The two really compliment themselves so well- the ideal world "the west wing" and the farcical, egomaniac nonsense of the real world: "the Thick of it".

They made a film of it a few years ago ("in the loop") where they all go to Washington, which is really quite funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQrqMkCuHqA

STARMOON44 · January 2015

How much do you want to bet that if you decided to "get right with The Lord" by getting married this weekend, she'd be mad at you for stealing her thunder?

theartistformerlyknownas · January 2015

Is there any aspect of your life that isn't OTT dramatic?

flantastic · January 2015

Your baby is the opposite of...

The way to fix this with the Lord is to pay for the dress...

I'm so sorry, @velvethelicopters

KatieinBkln · January 2015

What a ridiculous human being. Life must be so hard for her, having to put up with all us sinners all the time. Being perfect must be such a burden on her.

Also: once you're done trolling her with devil imagery + your fetus (which might take some time, don't get me wrong!) you should probably lose her number.

I take sick pleasure in the idea of her texting you back like, "DEVIL WORSHIP IS NO JOKE!" and you being like, "Sorry, who is this?"

Maggie0829 · January 2015

@LondonLisa - you had me at "the best sweary insults you will ever hear." I will definitely have to check that out.

amelisha · January 2015

Can you send a donation in her name to Planned Parenthood as a wedding gift?

lurkergirl · January 2015

lolo883 said:

Is there any aspect of your life that isn't OTT dramatic?

PrettyGirlLost · January 2015

velvethelicopters said:

And I don't mind. So a friend (I'm using that term loosely) had me as a bridesmaid for her middle of February wedding. The dresses already made all of us look pregnant, but whatever. I'm not showing and any potential show would be well hidden in said dress. She calls me today and since I am with child while in an unwed state, I am an endorsement of the devil's handiwork, so I am kicked out of the wedding. Ok............ Then, since she know has to rush order a dress for my replacement, I need to become right with the Lord and pay for the dress. I started laughing so hard I fell off my chair. At work. Then kept laughing while on the floor. She said she'd call me when I returned to my sense and hung up. Fuck it. If that's how she wants to be, I see no great loss in my life. I may or may not put some devil horns and tail on my bump later on. Screw it, that's going to happen. Probably more than once. Wonder if I can make that work appropriate..... Baby will so be in a devil costume for Halloween.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh wait, you are serious? Wow, I'm surprised that you are able to get cell service way up there on that cross. You mean you aren't Jesus? Oh well then you are in no position to judge me. It's cute and all that you can quote scripture, but do you actually have any clue what you are reading? Didn't think so. Bye, Felicia have a nice wedding."

fwtx5815 · January 2015

lurkergirl said:

lolo883 said:

Is there any aspect of your life that isn't OTT dramatic?

It took me a minute but I finally get it.

[Deleted User] · January 2015

ashley8918 · January 2015

lolo883 said:

Is there any aspect of your life that isn't OTT dramatic?

Oh, and also:

wrigleyville · January 2015

amelisha said:

Can you send a donation in her name to Planned Parenthood as a wedding gift?

sophhabobopha · January 2015

drunkenwitch · January 2015

Oh wait, I've seen this movie, Rosemary's baby!

rockin30ish · January 2015

You should've told her that you're pregnant because of immaculate conception. Then show up to her wedding riding a donkey.

fieryredsam · January 2015

velvethelicopters said:

And I don't mind. So a friend (I'm using that term loosely) had me as a bridesmaid for her middle of February wedding. The dresses already made all of us look pregnant, but whatever. I'm not showing and any potential show would be well hidden in said dress. She calls me today and since I am with child while in an unwed state, I am an endorsement of the devil's handiwork, so I am kicked out of the wedding. Ok............ Then, since she know has to rush order a dress for my replacement, I need to become right with the Lord and pay for the dress. I started laughing so hard I fell off my chair. At work. Then kept laughing while on the floor. She said she'd call me when I returned to my sense and hung up. Fuck it. If that's how she wants to be, I see no great loss in my life. I may or may not put some devil horns and tail on my bump later on. Screw it, that's going to happen. Probably more than once. Wonder if I can make that work appropriate..... Baby will so be in a devil costume for Halloween.

How does she even expect you to become "right with the Lord"? Shotgun wedding? I think the whole pregnant before married ship has already sailed, its not exactly a retroactive thing, lol.
But please please please do the Halloween costume!

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