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Just eww.

My counterpart from the LA office is here for the week, and he's posted up in the empty cubicle next to me. And he keeps passing gas.

Loudly.

All afternoon. I am about to vomit all over my keyboard. I guess this guy is used to having an office to himself...
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  • When I'm home with DH I totally gas this place UP. Seriously, we're lucky we're not smokers.

    But in public? Ew. Hold that in bro.
  • Ugh that is awful! So not okay when you're working in cube with other people around.
  • Thank god I work at home.

    I wouldn't make it in the real world!!

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  • That's really gross. A lady in our office clips her fingernails. snap.... SNAP.......... SNAP!!

    NOVELLA! Where you at?
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  • Omg that's so gross and annoying. There was a guy in my office who did that every day. And bleched super loud. And grunted at the end of any fart that was particularly loud and/or long. But he retired Friday and I happy-danced all day long! 

    Maybe spray some air freshener and he'll get the hint? 
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  • I would have the urge to spray that guy with febreze.
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  • Omg that's so gross and annoying. There was a guy in my office who did that every day. And bleched super loud. And grunted at the end of any fart that was particularly loud and/or long. But he retired Friday and I happy-danced all day long! 

    Maybe spray some air freshener and he'll get the hint? 
    Oh gosh...that gave me a flashback to when I sat by a who would spray lysol around his cube after anyone came to talk to him. He also brought his laptop to watch music videos while he was "working" on the desktop computer.
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  • We don't have cubicles, just an open room with desks, no separation at all. The girl next to me clips her nails and I HATE that sound. So when she does that I file mine because I know she hates that. My poor nails are dreadful right now.
  • I apologize for not reading this thread before I started my own thread about another irritating co-worker. She's not gross, just sucky at her job.
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  • i have one who sucks on her teeth and chews undgodly loud right at my desk. seriously get the hell away from my desk and leave me alone.
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  • mrsk616 said:
    i have one who sucks on her teeth and chews undgodly loud right at my desk. seriously get the hell away from my desk and leave me alone.

    What is that?!
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  • That is so disgusting. A few years ago, my coworker stopped by my cube to chat. Then I heard a familiar sound. Then the smell of rotten eggs filled the air. Yes. He farted inside my cubicle, while talking to me.
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  • mrsk616 said:
    i have one who sucks on her teeth and chews undgodly loud right at my desk. seriously get the hell away from my desk and leave me alone.

    What is that?!
    idk its what the one lady in the back office said it kind of stuck. i think she runs her tongue over her teeth and it makes a sucking noise. its so annoying 
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  • There's a lady in my office a few rows over who-- every single morning for over a year now, no joke-- will do that gagging thing where she snorts into the back of her throat and sucks snot down, and then coughs and chokes for a minute. It seriously makes me nauseous. Every. Morning. 

    There's another chick who sits in my row and walks past me tons. For over three months, every single time she's passing my cube she coughs. A nasty, heavy, wet cough. Every time. When she's RIGHT next to me. 

    Apparently one of my co-workers has a husband with a compromised immune system and she's super scared of bringing home germs, so she reported the wet cough chick to HR. She's really young and has had this nasty cough for months. That ain't normal. 
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  • mrsk616 said:
    i have one who sucks on her teeth and chews undgodly loud right at my desk. seriously get the hell away from my desk and leave me alone.

    What is that?!
    My coworker does that too!  Everyday after lunch.  It sounds like he's trying to suck food out from between the teeth.

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  • There's a lady in my office a few rows over who-- every single morning for over a year now, no joke-- will do that gagging thing where she snorts into the back of her throat and sucks snot down, and then coughs and chokes for a minute. It seriously makes me nauseous. Every. Morning. 

    There's another chick who sits in my row and walks past me tons. For over three months, every single time she's passing my cube she coughs. A nasty, heavy, wet cough. Every time. When she's RIGHT next to me. 

    Apparently one of my co-workers has a husband with a compromised immune system and she's super scared of bringing home germs, so she reported the wet cough chick to HR. She's really young and has had this nasty cough for months. That ain't normal. 
    Every time my coworkers come back from China they are sick for months.  I'm terrified of getting what they have because my immune system isn't the strongest and obviously whatever they have would suck to get.  They also never cover their mouths when they cough or sneeze.  It drives me insane.  This one time I had a banana on the kitchenette I was about to eat when my coworker walked by and full on open mouth sneezed on it.  I was pissed.  No breakfast for levioosa. 



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  • That's really gross. A lady in our office clips her fingernails. snap.... SNAP.......... SNAP!!

    NOVELLA! Where you at?
    A lady in the cubicle next to me does this at least once a week. How do her nails grow so quickly??
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  • I used to have a co-worker who would regularly put her ashy feet up on her desk and proceed to lotion them up in front of whomever was there.  There was no hand washing either... Just nasty.

     

    Talking about not covering your mouth when you sneeze @levioosa, my seven year old soon to be stepson (my little love bug) has that issue and just before Christmas I ate one badly...  Needless to say I spent the whole holiday sick...  If kids weren't so damn cute, I'd want to strangle them for getting me sick constantly.   

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  • levioosa said:
    There's a lady in my office a few rows over who-- every single morning for over a year now, no joke-- will do that gagging thing where she snorts into the back of her throat and sucks snot down, and then coughs and chokes for a minute. It seriously makes me nauseous. Every. Morning. 

    There's another chick who sits in my row and walks past me tons. For over three months, every single time she's passing my cube she coughs. A nasty, heavy, wet cough. Every time. When she's RIGHT next to me. 

    Apparently one of my co-workers has a husband with a compromised immune system and she's super scared of bringing home germs, so she reported the wet cough chick to HR. She's really young and has had this nasty cough for months. That ain't normal. 
    Every time my coworkers come back from China they are sick for months.  I'm terrified of getting what they have because my immune system isn't the strongest and obviously whatever they have would suck to get.  They also never cover their mouths when they cough or sneeze.  It drives me insane.  This one time I had a banana on the kitchenette I was about to eat when my coworker walked by and full on open mouth sneezed on it.  I was pissed.  No breakfast for levioosa. 

    Hey! I got really sick when I was in China too! But the translator went out and bought me some magic ancient Chinese medicine (I seriously have no idea what it was because all the packaging was in Chinese but she said they'd been using it for centuries) and it cleared up whatever I had within a day. 

    But yeah not covering when you sneeze or cough? My biggest pet-peeve ever. I would be SO pissed if someone straight up sneezed on my banana! RUDE! 

    I also can't stand when I'm in the bathroom at work and I see someone come out of a stall, stick their hands under the faucet for literally 2 seconds, not use any soap, and then stroll out. THAT DOES NOT COUNT AS WASHING YOUR HANDS!!!! 
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  • That's really gross. A lady in our office clips her fingernails. snap.... SNAP.......... SNAP!!

    NOVELLA! Where you at?
    Haha I just now noticed this. Did you call me out cuz there's so many annoying people in my office? :P 
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  • There's a lady in my office a few rows over who-- every single morning for over a year now, no joke-- will do that gagging thing where she snorts into the back of her throat and sucks snot down, and then coughs and chokes for a minute. It seriously makes me nauseous. Every. Morning. 

    There's another chick who sits in my row and walks past me tons. For over three months, every single time she's passing my cube she coughs. A nasty, heavy, wet cough. Every time. When she's RIGHT next to me. 

    Apparently one of my co-workers has a husband with a compromised immune system and she's super scared of bringing home germs, so she reported the wet cough chick to HR. She's really young and has had this nasty cough for months. That ain't normal. 
    my dad yells at my youngest niece to cover her mouth when she coughs or sneezes (she usually has something to say back [kid always has something to say back]) but when he coughs or sneezes he does not cover his mouth. like really stop dad. 
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