I love this radio segment where someone calls in and talks about this great date they just went on and they can't figure out why the other person hasn't asked them out again or is avoiding their messages. They call the other party and get their side of the story and it's always pretty hilarious.
Well this girl picked out a high end, expensive restaurant (@beethery STREGA!) and when their food arrived she took out a bottle of Windex from her purse and sprayed half the food because she's on a diet and doesn't have the self control to just not eat that half. The guy was like that's fucking crazy, I paid a lot for that meal and you're a crazy person who ruined it. Why didn't you just box it up?! The girl was like "I am not crazy! The Kardashians do that for their diets!". Clearly he declined the offer for a second date. I just can't believe the girl thought that was normal behavior. If that's what you need to do to diet in your own home with food you bought- whatever- knock yourself out. But at a fancy restaurant that someone you just met paid for?! NO.