"Let's go to Vegas this weekend and get hitched"

Re: "Let's go to Vegas this weekend and get hitched"

• ashley8918 member

  

  February 2015

  holyguacamole79 said:

  ashley8918 said:

  My pants are not legitimate. They are suffocating my post-lunch stomach. Therefore, I can remove my pants.

  
  

  That's exactly how I will explain it to my coworkers (and later the police).

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• novella1186 member

  

  February 2015

  My fucking fruit snacks are dishonest because they ran out before I was done eating them. ARGH! Do-over NOW. I demand more fruit snacks! 

  

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• ashley8918 member

  

  February 2015

  lolo883 said:

  ashley8918 said:

  My pants are not legitimate. They are suffocating my post-lunch stomach. Therefore, I can remove my pants.

  They're also dishonest. You deserve better.

  I'm so glad that you are looking out for what's best for me.

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• ashley8918 member

  

  February 2015

  KatieinBkln said:

  The baby made of vodka that lives in my uterus is illegitimate because I conceived it before marriage.

  My food baby is illegitimate, because my H is not the father. Panera is the father.

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• beethery member

  

  February 2015

  ashley8918 said:

  KatieinBkln said:

  The baby made of vodka that lives in my uterus is illegitimate because I conceived it before marriage.

  My food baby is illegitimate, because my H is not the father. Panera is the father.

  
  

  
  

  Panera is ashamed for all the smack-talking they did about not being the father.

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  I'm the fuck out.

  
  

  
  

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• ashley8918 member

  

  February 2015

  beethery said:

  ashley8918 said:

  KatieinBkln said:

  The baby made of vodka that lives in my uterus is illegitimate because I conceived it before marriage.

  My food baby is illegitimate, because my H is not the father. Panera is the father.

  
  

  
  

  Panera is ashamed for all the smack-talking they did about not being the father.

  OMG I'm fucking dying hahahahaha

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• VulgarGirl member

  

  February 2015

  

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• onefootinthebayou member

  

  February 2015

  climbingwife said:

  My dad said to my mom, "So, uh, do you want to get married?" And she was all, "Ok." There was NO RING. 

  
  

  I know. This is shocking. 

  
  

  They will be married 45 years this June. 

  
  

  ETA: But hey, maybe I should shit all over those happy years and tell my mom that she didn't get the proposal that she deserved. 

  
  

  Back in the box...

  
  

  Same with my parents.  They had limited funds, wanted to be together but couldn't live together at the time w/o being married (it was a LONG time ago and their thinking has evolved with the times) but there was no proposal.  They were discussing plans and my dad just said, "We should just get married.  Do you want us to get a car or would you like a ring?"  Obviously, she picked the car so they could both get to work to build their lives together.  20 year anniversary, Mom got a gorgeous solitaire as a gift.  They celebrated 47 years together this past January.  Getting hung up on anything except your relationship is a waste of time and usually a sign of misplaced priorities.  
  

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• FiancB member

  

  February 2015

  This weather is not legitimate. I may live in MN and it may be February, but I fully expect it to be 68 degrees and partly cloudy now that I've said that. 

  
  

  My house isn't legitimate. I live kind of close to a poorer part of town. There's a bus stop on the corner where POOR PEOPLE sit and wait for the bus. omg. I need a mansion on the hill like yesterday. 

  
  

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• ashley8918 member

  

  February 2015

  FiancB said:

  This weather is not legitimate. I may live in MN and it may be February, but I fully expect it to be 68 degrees and partly cloudy now that I've said that. 

  
  

  My house isn't legitimate. I live kind of close to a poorer part of town. There's a bus stop on the corner where POOR PEOPLE sit and wait for the bus. omg. I need a mansion on the hill like yesterday. 

  EWWWWWWW POORS! The horror!

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• madamerwin member

  

  February 2015

  FiancB said:

  This weather is not legitimate. I may live in MN and it may be February, but I fully expect it to be 68 degrees and partly cloudy now that I've said that. 

  
  

  My house isn't legitimate. I live kind of close to a poorer part of town. There's a bus stop on the corner where POOR PEOPLE sit and wait for the bus. omg. I need a mansion on the hill like yesterday. 

  
  The weather is also not legitimate in Portland. It may be February, but it's 60 degrees and partly cloudy. I demand a re-do on winter, because this winter has been completely dishonest.

  
  

  And you think a bus stop on the corner is bad? There is one RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE. WTF am I supposed to do?

  

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• ashley8918 member

  

  February 2015

  tfmrserwin said:

  FiancB said:

  This weather is not legitimate. I may live in MN and it may be February, but I fully expect it to be 68 degrees and partly cloudy now that I've said that. 

  
  

  My house isn't legitimate. I live kind of close to a poorer part of town. There's a bus stop on the corner where POOR PEOPLE sit and wait for the bus. omg. I need a mansion on the hill like yesterday. 

  
  The weather is also not legitimate in Portland. It may be February, but it's 60 degrees and partly cloudy. I demand a re-do on winter, because this winter has been completely dishonest.

  
  

  And you think a bus stop on the corner is bad? There is one RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE. WTF am I supposed to do?

  You should probably ask your sister to call the city planning/building department and suggest that they give you a legitimate street without a bus stop.

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• FiancB member

  

  February 2015

  OMG @tfmrserwin, that's so sketchy! Stay safe. It's Portland too so I bet it's a bunch of dirty hippies that protest things a lot. 

  
  

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• climbingsingle member

  

  February 2015 edited February 2015

  ashley8918 said:

  
  

  FiancB said:

  
  

  This weather is not legitimate. I may live in MN and it may be February, but I fully expect it to be 68 degrees and partly cloudy now that I've said that. 

  
  

  My house isn't legitimate. I live kind of close to a poorer part of town. There's a bus stop on the corner where POOR PEOPLE sit and wait for the bus. omg. I need a mansion on the hill like yesterday. 

  
  

  EWWWWWWW POORS! The horror!
  
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  Gross. There's probably a check cashing place there too, right?

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• sophhabobopha member

  

  February 2015

  KatieinBkln said:

  The baby made of vodka that lives in my uterus is illegitimate because I conceived it before marriage.

  The SCANDLE 

  

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• Viczaesar member

  

  February 2015

  Putting my parents' story into the ring for most romantic proposal story.  :P 
  
  They were driving past the county health building and my dad said "Why don't we go get our blood test done?" (because this was back when you needed to get a blood test before you got married)  So they did. 
  
  Now they've been married 35 years and he still brings her wine and a kiss every day at 4 pm.  But clearly none of that matters and their marriage is invalid, eh?
  

  
  
  
  

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• PrettyGirlLost member

  

  February 2015

  FiancB said:

  This weather is not legitimate. I may live in MN and it may be February, but I fully expect it to be 68 degrees and partly cloudy now that I've said that. 

  
  

  My house isn't legitimate. I live kind of close to a poorer part of town. There's a bus stop on the corner where POOR PEOPLE sit and wait for the bus. omg. I need a mansion on the hill like yesterday. 

  I take the bus!  WTF are you trying to say?!
  

  
  "Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space."
  
  

  
  

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• levioosa member

  

  February 2015

  PrettyGirlLost said:

  FiancB said:

  This weather is not legitimate. I may live in MN and it may be February, but I fully expect it to be 68 degrees and partly cloudy now that I've said that. 

  
  

  My house isn't legitimate. I live kind of close to a poorer part of town. There's a bus stop on the corner where POOR PEOPLE sit and wait for the bus. omg. I need a mansion on the hill like yesterday. 

  I take the bus!  WTF are you trying to say?!
  

  Ugh, only a peasant would ask that question.
  

  
  

  
  

  

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• PrettyGirlLost member

  

  February 2015

  tfmrserwin said:

  
  

  FiancB said:

  
  

  This weather is not legitimate. I may live in MN and it may be February, but I fully expect it to be 68 degrees and partly cloudy now that I've said that. 

  
  

  My house isn't legitimate. I live kind of close to a poorer part of town. There's a bus stop on the corner where POOR PEOPLE sit and wait for the bus. omg. I need a mansion on the hill like yesterday. 

  
  

  
  
  The weather is also not legitimate in Portland. It may be February, but it's 60 degrees and partly cloudy. I demand a re-do on winter, because this winter has been completely dishonest.

  
  

  And you think a bus stop on the corner is bad? There is one RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE. WTF am I supposed to do?

  
  
  
  I'll trade you a PBR for your weather. . . AND you can have all my cold and snow and ice.
  

  
  "Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space."
  
  

  
  

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• VulgarGirl member

  

  February 2015

  Not only is there a bus stop near my house, there is also a check cashing place and a DRIVE THROUGH LIQUOR STORE. It's like poor people central over here.

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• theartistformerlyknownas member

  

  February 2015

  MagicInk said:

  Not only is there a bus stop near my house, there is also a check cashing place and a DRIVE THROUGH LIQUOR STORE. It's like poor people central over here.

  I live across the street from a K-Mart. It's a wonder I haven't been kidnapped yet.

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• KatieinBkln member

  

  February 2015

  MagicInk said:

  Not only is there a bus stop near my house, there is also a check cashing place and a DRIVE THROUGH LIQUOR STORE. It's like poor people central over here.

  The fact that I have never been to, or even seen, a drive-thru liquor store is proof that I have not sufficiently lived life to the fullest. 

  
  

  Oh wait, I mean...it makes me legitimate-er? I can't keep up this charade, I'm not posh at all--where I live there are bus stops AND people who rummage through the recycling to make an honest buck selling cans.

  
  

  This baby knows exactly how I feel

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• novella1186 member

  

  February 2015

  I have it the worst. Don't judge me, this is really hard to say. In my neighborhood.... there are dogs... that are NOT purebred! *breaks into uncontrollable sobs of shame* 

  

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• maeday2 member

  

  February 2015

  You guys are spoiled. 

  
  

  I live out in the county. There is no HOA to tell these mountain hillbillies to keep their trailer parks away from my house. HOW GROSS.

  

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• ashley8918 member

  

  February 2015

  pinkrevenge said:

  Guys, my downstairs neighbor uses meals on wheels. And my street is more apartments than houses.
  

  In the not so distant past, my family received food stamps. THE SHAME.

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• hellosweetie1015 member

  

  February 2015

  My snow day yesterday is illegitimate. I got enough snow to lock me down at my house for the whole day, but not enough snow to go out and play in. I demand a redo with either more snow, or NO snow.

  
  

  Also I demand a new phone. My 8GB of space was misrepresented and I actually only have 5GB. That is dishonest. (I'm not naming any names *coughApplecough* but for real. That's actually not okay with me. Let me delete your bullshit apps that I don't use and put crap on there I WILL use.)

  

  
  

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• novella1186 member

  

  February 2015

  I also have minority families in the house next to me and the house behind me. Minorities, guys! Ugh. That pretty much makes it the most dangerous neighborhood EVER. No idea how we haven't been robbed yet. Especially since the house on the corner once had a washing machine on their front lawn for like 2 whole days! So awful. I'm BARELY surviving. 

  
  

  And, this is really embarrassing, the people across the street drive a CHEVY. From the 90s! DO NOT BUY REAL ESTATE HERE! 

  
  

  I'm still grappling with the horror that I'm ghetto trash too, since we still haven't taken our Christmas lights down and the front of our house is not properly landscaped. 

  
  

  I hope we can still be friends, but I'll understand if you guys want me to leave. I don't want to bring down the level of class in this community  

  

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• flutteringinfl member

  

  February 2015

  novella1186 said:

  I also have minority families in the house next to me and the house behind me. Minorities, guys! Ugh. That pretty much makes it the most dangerous neighborhood EVER. No idea how we haven't been robbed yet. Especially since the house on the corner once had a washing machine on their front lawn for like 2 whole days! So awful. I'm BARELY surviving. 

  
  

  And, this is really embarrassing, the people across the street drive a CHEVY. From the 90s! DO NOT BUY REAL ESTATE HERE! 

  
  

  I'm still grappling with the horror that I'm ghetto trash too, since we still haven't taken our Christmas lights down and the front of our house is not properly landscaped. 

  
  

  I hope we can still be friends, but I'll understand if you guys want me to leave. I don't want to bring down the level of class in this community  

  You think you have it bad? I live in a duplex and the other family, yes, the one in the house CONNECTED to ours, is a minority family! I mean, they're super nice and always say hello and stuff, but I'm still pretty sure one day they're just going to break in and steal all our stuff.

  

  
  

  
  

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