Need help with poem asking guests to only wear purple

Re: Need help with poem asking guests to only wear purple

• lyndausvi mod

  

  March 2015

  Welcome

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  What differentiates an average host and a great host is anticipating unexpressed needs and wants of their guests.  Just because the want/need is not expressed, doesn't mean it wouldn't be appreciated. 
  

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• climbingsingle member

  

  March 2015

  Hahah! You totally got me. Good stuff. 

  
  

  Welcome! 

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• huskypuppy14 member

  

  March 2015

  Good one! 4 is my lucky number.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• emmaaa mod

  

  March 2015

  I was praying this was a joke. Welcome.

  
  

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• Couggal12 member

  

  March 2015

  Damn, and here I was thinking to myself: 

  
  

  
  

  Welcome  

  

  
  

  
  

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• larrygaga member

  

  March 2015

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• falsara member

  

  March 2015

  Welcome!  You did get my attention.  

                                             

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• blabla89 member

  

  March 2015

  At first I was like
  
  
  
  Then I was like
  
  

  

  
  
  

  
  

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• pinkcow13 member

  

  March 2015

  Lmfao. I kinda was hoping to pull up my popcorn

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Welcome! So you live in HI, huh? I am totally jealous and hating on you right now. So tell us more about your wedding! What is your venue like?

                               

  

  
  

   

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• lovemesomemonster member

  

  March 2015

  Awesome intro.. Although I was totally settling in with my coffee to read this!

  
  

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• 4forluck member

  

  March 2015

  pinkcow13 said:

  Lmfao. I kinda was hoping to pull up my popcorn

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Welcome! So you live in HI, huh? I am totally jealous and hating on you right now. So tell us more about your wedding! What is your venue like?

  We are probably the only people on the whole island that are not getting married on the beach.  I didn't want to have to deal with the sand and the wind.  Instead, we chose a public garden.  I suggested it and when FI found out it was free he told it was the best idea I had yet for the wedding.
  

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• photokitty mod

  

  March 2015 edited March 2015

  I came for the comments - so I'm more disappointed then relieved.

  
  

  Either way - Welcome!

  ~xoxo~

  
  

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• VulgarGirl member

  

  March 2015

  I was working on a poem to say "this is a bad fucking idea"....now I don't need to do that.

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• Bubblegum5586 member

  

  March 2015

  Welcome!

  
  

  I was looking forward to some drama this morning but a good chuckle will suffice

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  

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• SmileDamnit member

  

  March 2015

  GOTCHA! point for you. Welcome.

  

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• JennyColada member

  

  March 2015

  Hahaha. Love it for real.
  
  Brownie points for creativity and snark. You'll fit in well!

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• KeptInStitches member

  

  March 2015

  Aww man, I can't use my favorite haiku! Screw it, I'm using it anyway:

  
  

  No no no no no.

  No no no no no no no.

  No no no no no.

  
  

  In all seriousness, welcome!

  

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• sarawifenow member

  

  March 2015

  LOL! Welcome

  

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• mrsdee15 member

  

  March 2015

  Well played.  

  
  

  Welcome!

  

  
  

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• flbride2015 member

  

  March 2015

  I'm in HI too but getting married on the mainland!

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• twoleighs member

  

  March 2015

  Yup, I came in here popcorn ready for the comments.  Very well done!

  
  

  Welcome! 

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• jenna8984 member

  

  March 2015

  I totally wanted drama haha welcome!!

                                                                   

  
  

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• sassyfrass2014 member

  

  March 2015

  Ahhh! I got pranked!!!!!!

  
  

  And Welcome! Are you using purple as a wedding color (without forcing everyone to dress in it) because that sounds lovely in a tropical setting!

  
  

  

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• mikenberger member

  

  March 2015

  I was looking for drama. Instead I found sunshine and gifs.

  
  

  I shall add to demonstrate my displeasure. And Chris Tucker is wearing purple.

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• maeday2 member

  

  March 2015

  

  
  

  Hi! 

  

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• loveislouder member

  

  March 2015

  MagicInk said:

  I was working on a poem to say "this is a bad fucking idea"....now I don't need to do that.

  ...But I want to hear the poem.
  

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• hellosweetie1015 member

  

  March 2015

  Man, I came in here all READY for some drama. Then I realized I'd been pranked, and I was all like:

  
  

  
  

  But it's okay because you made me laugh. 

  
  

  I am insanely jealous that you live in HI. 

  

  
  

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• wrigleyville member

  

  March 2015 edited March 2015

  Damn. I was so excited! I was like:

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Well played, OP. Well played.

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• 4forluck member

  

  March 2015

  flbride2015 said:

  I'm in HI too but getting married on the mainland!

  Oh cool... which island are you on?
  

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• 4forluck member

  

  March 2015

  sassyfrass2014 said:

  Ahhh! I got pranked!!!!!!

  
  

  And Welcome! Are you using purple as a wedding color (without forcing everyone to dress in it) because that sounds lovely in a tropical setting!

  
  
  I don't really have any set colors.  We are using a lot of light pink/blush, silver, gold, and green though, so I guess you could say those are our colors. 

  I put purple in the title, because there is no word that rhymes with it, so I thought it made the post even funnier. 
  

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