Wow how ~~edgy~~ you are

hellohkb · March 2015

I've been meaning to snark on this wedding for the longest time, but decided to do it now because Buzzfeed caught on to their wedding and did an article on it. I'm all for offbeat rock n roll weddings, but this just made me roll my eyes. All the underwear shots and "Vegas Cunts" sign were horrible. However, I will admit that I loved her dress and hair. And the tattoos were kinda cool. AND I'm kind of a sucker for Elvis officiated weddings.

http://www.rocknrollbride.com/2014/01/epic-las-vegas-elopement-ainsley-sebestien/

And of course they're so speshul and important, they just had to have an anniversary photo shoot in which they laid around trying to pretend they don't care. This definitely confirms that they are indeed try-hards.

http://www.rocknrollbride.com/2015/03/ainsley-sebastien-part-three-the-bali-anniversary-shoot/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=Official+Facebook+Page

levioosa · March 2015

Holy hell, they took pictures for SIXTEEN HOURS? They definitely are try-hards.

lavenderfields13 · March 2015

levioosa said:
Holy hell, they took pictures for SIXTEEN HOURS? They definitely are try-hards.

This. That's beyond extreme. They seem like AWs. I hated that I barely saw the bride's face because it was always covered by her hair and sunglasses. I liked her hair and the tattoos. I don't know what the point of the underwear shots was. And WTF with the Vegas Cunts sign?

yogadevil · March 2015

I always loved the saying "the louder the concert, the quieter it is backstage." I feel like this couple is trying so damn hard to prove they're edgy (16 hours of photography for an anniversary!?) But they're probably sitting around at home listening to Coldplay and watching paint dry....all the while instagramming how rock and roll they are.

I dig the Elvis though

ETA I can't brain today. I have the dumb.

climbingsingle · March 2015

yogadevil said:
I always loved the saying "the louder the concert, the quieter it is backstage." I feel like this couple is trying so damn hard to prove they're edgy (16 hours of photography for an anniversary!?) But they're probably sitting around at home listening to Coldplay and watching paint dry....all the while instagramming how rock and roll they are.

I dig the Elvis though

ETA I can't brain today. I have the dumb.

Totally agree.

sophhabobopha · March 2015

Holy try too hard Batman. Be yourselves, kiddos.

hellohkb · March 2015

yogadevil said:
I always loved the saying "the louder the concert, the quieter it is backstage." I feel like this couple is trying so damn hard to prove they're edgy (16 hours of photography for an anniversary!?) But they're probably sitting around at home listening to Coldplay and watching paint dry....all the while instagramming how rock and roll they are.

I dig the Elvis though

ETA I can't brain today. I have the dumb.

I loled. They probably are!

chibiyui · March 2015

Looking at that, I also bet they are super boring IRL.

princessbuttercup09 · March 2015

That was.... interesting? I'm in love with her dress though!

redoryx · March 2015

If that's not one of the most AW-ish things I've ever seen, I don't know what it is. Like, just the idea of hiring a photographer for a one year anniversary photo shoot that lasted 16 hours and then to be all "Oh we're totally doing a 2nd anniversary one, too."

NOBODY CARES.

Also, those names are about as hipster as hipster can be. I love them separate, but together it's just too much for me. Ainsley + Sebastien sounds like an indie band.

lovemesomemonster · March 2015

redoryx said:
If that's not one of the most AW-ish things I've ever seen, I don't know what it is. Like, just the idea of hiring a photographer for a one year anniversary photo shoot that lasted 16 hours and then to be all "Oh we're totally doing a 2nd anniversary one, too."

NOBODY CARES.

Also, those names are about as hipster as hipster can be. I love them separate, but together it's just too much for me. Ainsley + Sebastien sounds like an indie band.

That's the best part.. apparently over 300,000 people DO care!

southernbelle0915 · March 2015

Any couple that AWs as much as this couple gets a huge eye roll from me. Just because its rock and roll (or whatever) vs. pastels and mason jars doesn't make it any less obnoxious or AWish. The fact that they pretend not to care makes it even more hilarious. Its no different than super speshul snowflakes with the MY day attitude.

If they really didn't care and weren't massive AWs, they wouldn't be taking 16 hours of anniversary photos and trying so hard to be youneek. Wow, you had a super emo engagement shoot, got married by Elvis in a high-low dress and went to Bali. No one has EVER done that before....

Adios, flavor of the month couple.

Heffalump · March 2015

“Sebastien started making coffee at a local organic cafe that I go to a lot and it was love at first sight,” began Ainsley.

You know she had to specify "local organic" cafe. No Peet's or Caribou for this special snowflake! And Starbucks? ::shudder::

beethery · March 2015

The only shit I can do for 16 hours is play video games or sleep. Taking pictures for 16 hours... what the damn fuuuuuck?

Also that dress is fucking everything.

sophhabobopha · March 2015

Heffalump said:
“Sebastien started making coffee at a local organic cafe that I go to a lot and it was love at first sight,” began Ainsley.

You know she had to specify "local organic" cafe. No Peet's or Caribou for this special snowflake! And Starbucks? ::shudder::

He must make some damn good coffee to afford this tomfoolery.

littlepep · March 2015

I don't think I've ever see anyone put so much effort into looking like they don't care before.

Dreamergirl8812 · March 2015

This amount of insecurity is just sad.

[Deleted User] · March 2015

Nothing says "wedding photoshoot" more than pissing on a fence.

sassyfrass2014 · March 2015

And the fact that he was Canadian sealed the deal... because nationality is SO important. idk these try-hards were almost too much for me to handle. This whole "Oh, he's cool enough for me," attitude that she projects is lame.

julieanne912 · March 2015

redoryx said:
If that's not one of the most AW-ish things I've ever seen, I don't know what it is. Like, just the idea of hiring a photographer for a one year anniversary photo shoot that lasted 16 hours and then to be all "Oh we're totally doing a 2nd anniversary one, too."

NOBODY CARES.

Also, those names are about as hipster as hipster can be. I love them separate, but together it's just too much for me. Ainsley + Sebastien sounds like an indie band.

Ha this was the very first thing I thought of when I read the website URL.

kissyface454 · March 2015

welp.....

I though it was dope... lol

mswaves · March 2015

What the crap nonsense. If it were just a photo shoot I don't think I'd have so much of an issue, but that is all just..yeah no.

madamerwin · March 2015

These people are probably SO insufferable in real life - either SUPER boring, or so into themselves that they hate everyone else for being too mainstream.

larrygaga · March 2015

You do what you gotta do when you marry the lost fourth member of ZZtop

mj8215 · March 2015

This showed up on my Facebook feed and they are super annoying!! Agree with everyone above! I hope I never find myself sitting next to them on a transatlantic flight.

southernbelle0915 · March 2015

mj8215 said:
This showed up on my Facebook feed and they are super annoying!! Agree with everyone above! I hope I never find myself sitting next to them on a transatlantic flight.

Lucky for you, they'd probably only watch indie films on their iPad and refuse to talk to you because you weren't cool enough.

The only time you'd hear them talk is when they were complaining about the snacks served and how the lighting isn't "working" for them.

sophhabobopha · March 2015

larrygaga said:
You do what you gotta do when you marry the lost fourth member of ZZtop

Story time:

I met ZZ Top and they grabbed my butt.

hellohkb · March 2015

sophhabobopha said:

larrygaga said:
You do what you gotta do when you marry the lost fourth member of ZZtop
Story time:
I met ZZ Top and they grabbed my butt.

That is extremely disturbing that they did that O.O Unless you wanted it, then heyyyy girl heyyy!

larrygaga · March 2015

sophhabobopha said:

larrygaga said:
You do what you gotta do when you marry the lost fourth member of ZZtop
Story time:
I met ZZ Top and they grabbed my butt.

Awesome

Dreamergirl8812 · March 2015

southernbelle0915 said:

mj8215 said:
This showed up on my Facebook feed and they are super annoying!! Agree with everyone above! I hope I never find myself sitting next to them on a transatlantic flight.
Lucky for you, they'd probably only watch indie films on their iPad and refuse to talk to you because you weren't cool enough.

The only time you'd hear them talk is when they were complaining about the snacks served and how the lighting isn't "working" for them.

I'm guessing they're the type to lecture random strangers about
intrastate conflict in sub-Saharan Africa and how badly the Ugandans
need the ICC to catch and prosecute Joseph Kony. Then when you point out
that the US has veto power in the ICC but is not subject to its laws,
and is actively arming the brutal authoritarian government to battle
Kony, you get greeted by a blank stare and change of subject.

Remember all those self-righteous d-bags who saw that stupid Invisible Children documentary and thought they were experts? I'm guessing many looked like this fine couple.

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