it's Sunday, it's slow, this is one of my favorite games

Re: it's Sunday, it's slow, this is one of my favorite games

• doeydo member

  

  March 2015

  Herpes isn't that bad.

  
  

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• chibiyui member

  

  March 2015

  Herpes isn't that contagious.

  
  

  My meds ran out.

  
  

  Innocent by hung jury.

  
  

  Let's get name tattoos.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  

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• chibiyui member

  

  March 2015

  @doeydo apprantly, great minds think alike.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  

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• allispain member

  

  March 2015

  My psychic was right.

  
  

  We'd make pretty babies.

  
  

  I see dead people.

  
  

  Then my seventh husband...

  
  

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• drunkenwitch member

  

  March 2015

  BF and I are laughing our asses off, I love this game.

  

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• levioosa member

  

  March 2015

  "I photoshopped our babies."

  
  

  *This actually happened to my friend. The guy was driving, pulled out his laptop on the freeway, and showed her a composite of what their future children would look like.

  
  

  "Women are so dumb."

  
  

  "Join my life group."

  
  

  "No one should vaccinate."

  
  

  "I love Fox News."

  
  

  
  

  

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• drunkenwitch member

  

  March 2015

  Have you seen Carl?
  
  Bush wasn't that bad.
  
  I blame the Jews.
  
  Heard of Landmark Forum?

  

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• drunkenwitch member

  

  March 2015

  BF's contribution:
  
  Your sister is hot.

  

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• mrscomposer member

  

  March 2015

  My curfew's at nine.

  I got out early.

  My meds usually work.

  Daddy knows your address.

  **The OMH formerly known as jsangel1018**

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• chibiyui member

  

  March 2015

  "Crystals have healing power"

  
  

  "Mom will love you"

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  

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• drunkenwitch member

  

  March 2015

  BF again: Jesus died for you

  

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• banana468 member

  

  March 2015

  Ugh. My diarrhea's back.

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• buttercup1958

  

  March 2015 edited March 2015

  Global Warming isn't real
  
  I'm not a feminist
  
  Fast and the Furious movies are great
  
  Here's my tribal tattoo 
  
  ETA: Couldn't read at first
  

  

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• hellosweetie1015 member

  

  March 2015

  "Let's go squirrel hunting."

  
  

  "Dad shot my ex."

  
  

  From FI: "I like *insert gender the date is not* now." and "How much for sex?"

  

  
  

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• theartistformerlyknownas member

  

  March 2015

  I've watched you sleep.
  
  Kids? I lost count.
  
  Cats? I lost count.

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• [Deleted User] member

  

  March 2015 edited June 2015

  
  

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• climbingsingle member

  

  March 2015

  Here, drink this Kool-aid.

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• theartistformerlyknownas member

  

  March 2015

  @pinkrevenge jinx!

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• huskypuppy14 member

  

  March 2015

  My biological clock's ticking.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• Chipmunk415 member

  

  March 2015

  What's your usual rate?

  
  

  I have swamp ass...

  
  

  Wanna see my wound?

  
  

  My signs say "mate"

  
  

  My asshole is itching...

  
  

  I won't charge you (with winky face)

  
  

  I shot my ex....he totally deserved it.

  
  

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• FiancB member

  

  March 2015

  Olive Garden is fancy.

  
  

  I don't like dogs. 

  
  

  Reading isn't my thing. 

  
  

  According to Glenn Beck/Rush Limbaugh/Ann Coulter...

  
  

  Hitler had a point.

  
  

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• drunkenwitch member

  

  March 2015

  Hahahaha, I knew you all would have some great shit.

  

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• VulgarGirl member

  

  March 2015

  It's not a cult
  
  Turns out I'm straight
  
  Not all men

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• kaitlynmichelle member

  

  March 2015

  We should get married.
  
  Does this look infected?
  
  Let's go ring shopping!
  
  My ass is sore.
  
  Kitty will LOVE you.

  

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• SCbride007 member

  

  March 2015

  Wanna meet by family?
  
  Having crabs is horrible
  
  My ex lives with me
  
  
  
  
  
  

  

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• pinupbride6189 member

  

  March 2015

  But really, eugenics works...

  
  

  Twilight's a great film.

  
  

  We aren't married married.

  
  

  Fifty Shades of Grey.

  
  

  Conspiracy theories are legit.

  
  

  I dropped the soap.

  
  

  Oops! That smells awful...

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  

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• buttercup1958

  

  March 2015

  This wasn't a date but someone told me Fossils are not real. I just backed away slowly, that's a level of stupidity that is greater than my patience. 

  

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• theartistformerlyknownas member

  

  March 2015

  Meet my parole officer.

  
  

  I mean, define "monogamous." 

  
  

  Hey, pull my finger.

  
  

  Who likes sex anyway?

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• littlepep member

  

  March 2015

  Moms shouldn't work.

  
  

  Actually had a guy tell me this on a first date. He expected his future wife to stay at home with the kids, which is totally fine if that's what she wants too. I was like don't you think you should have that discussion with your future wife? And he was like well it's what my mom did so it's what I want for my family. Needless to say, we did not go on another date. 

  

  
  

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• photokitty mod

  

  March 2015 edited March 2015

  All lines from "last" dates of mine...

  
  

  My divorce isn't final.

  
  

  I stole a TV. (when asked if he got any good deals when he was working at Circuit City when they went out of business)

  
  

  She'll have a diet. (as in he changed my Rum and Coke order to a Rum and Diet - "it's called a skinny pirate, you'll love it")

  
  

  Women are like buses. (as in "another one comes long every ten mins")

  
  

  You, you, you, princess. Let's talk about me. (I know that's 8, but I couldn't leave it off)

  
  

  
  

  ~xoxo~

  
  

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