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When I have a problem...

I go for a drive so I can think about it. Depending on what the problem pertains to, I google. I call the doctor. I call the vet. I vent to FI or my mom, or a bestie who went through the same shit. Someone I know IRL that I can yammer to in person. If I'm pissed off, I play a video game, I draw, I stomp around my house and make angry pterodactyl noises. 

I figure the shit out like a fucking adult, because I am one. I am immature is fuck but shit needs to get figured out, so you know what I do? I FUCKING FIGURE IT OUT. If I don't do it, who the fuck else will?

There's my fucking vent, y'all. Have at it! Give me some much-deserved head pats and sympathy. Gimme some good woowoos. Gimme some 'It's gonna be ok, baby. You can do this!" 

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Oh wait, I can handle my own scandal! I don't know about everyone here, but I'm pretty sure most of you can figure this shit out on your own and maybe you just... forgot. I love y'all, but sometimes the internet ain't the answer to everything.

Now, how's your Wednesday going? 

(There's like 75 vent and advice posts going, keep that shit in those ones where people might care about it)




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Re: When I have a problem...

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    But wait, what should I do if I think I broke my leg?  Should I just keep walking on it? 


    It's called adulting. Do it, people. 
  • beethery said:

    I go for a drive so I can think about it. Depending on what the problem pertains to, I google. I call the doctor. I call the vet. I vent to FI or my mom, or a bestie who went through the same shit. Someone I know IRL that I can yammer to in person. If I'm pissed off, I play a video game, I draw, I stomp around my house and make angry pterodactyl noises. 


    I figure the shit out like a fucking adult, because I am one. I am immature is fuck but shit needs to get figured out, so you know what I do? I FUCKING FIGURE IT OUT. If I don't do it, who the fuck else will?

    There's my fucking vent, y'all. Have at it! Give me some much-deserved head pats and sympathy. Gimme some good woowoos. Gimme some 'It's gonna be ok, baby. You can do this!" 

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    Oh wait, I can handle my own scandal! I don't know about everyone here, but I'm pretty sure most of you can figure this shit out on your own and maybe you just... forgot. I love y'all, but sometimes the internet ain't the answer to everything.

    Now, how's your Wednesday going? 

    (There's like 75 vent and advice posts going, keep that shit in those ones where people might care about it)




    I'm trying to figure out what the bolded would sound like, and thinking about it is making me laugh
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  • @novella1186 imagine a more screeching angry version of the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb & Dumber. Also picture it with a frog-marching angry person stomping around in their kitchen making the noise. That's usually what happens.
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  • Wise words from Mr. Feeney...
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    Or, ya know.
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  • MagicInk said:

    My Wednesday started with oral sex. So...it's pretty fucking awesome.

    You win.

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  • May be appropriate for this thread? Maybe not, idk, but there's a cute puppy and stuff..image

    I am going to educate everybody on my life mantra. Incoming bigtext (in a very mature navy color)

    How to handle your scandal: 

    Figure it the fuck out, you are a grown up.
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  • I also go on thinking drives.

    My Wednesday's alright so far. I have to pack the house up ,_,
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  • I also go on thinking drives.


    My Wednesday's alright so far. I have to pack the house up ,_,
    I'm packing too. Just a suitcase, though. We can have a packing party.
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  • I've been a busy bee today with three interviews and lots of other tasks. Work has calmed down now and I'm trying to get some writing done.

    When I have a problem that I need to think about, I walk my dog. One or two blocks usually helps me come to a conclusion.
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  • no so great. sun is right in my eyes at work for the next hour and a half. so annoyed with it.can it be cloudy again????? is it 4 yet??
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  • beethery said:

    I also go on thinking drives.


    My Wednesday's alright so far. I have to pack the house up ,_,
    I'm packing too. Just a suitcase, though. We can have a packing party.
    I ~moooooving~. Ugh. I have four overflowing boxes of books. Call hoarders because I bought five more this moning. 
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  • I also go on thinking drives.


    My Wednesday's alright so far. I have to pack the house up ,_,
    I read this as drinking drives. And I was like girl not safe yo! Drive, get booze, drive home, then drink. That's the safe way.
  • May be appropriate for this thread? Maybe not, idk, but there's a cute puppy and stuff..image

    I am going to educate everybody on my life mantra. Incoming bigtext (in a very mature navy color)

    How to handle your scandal: 

    Figure it the fuck out, you are a grown up.
    I love the beethisms. I still have one you gave me in my back pocket to whip out the next time BSC sister starts giving me shit about how awful she thinks I am: 

    Your problems with me are not my problems. 

    Lol it's the best. You should make a whole book of these. 
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  • This Wednesday's pretty slow... I'm debating picking up a bottle of wine after work.

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  • beetherybeethery member
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    No. That's the thing, I shouldn't have to. Everybody on here is a fucking grown up and I'm seeing shit left and right from people who can't figure their day-to-day shit out without consulting the internet. Books of sass ain't going to help them.

    (I can no longer fix boxes, apparently. Time to brush up on code.)
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  • My Wednesday is going pretty well... Slow at work, but I'm really looking forward to Zumba tonight.  Usually the Wednesday teacher is pretty boring and way too "dancey" for my taste, but the sub tonight teaches an awesome class and I can't wait.
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  • novella1186novella1186 member
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    beethery said:

    May be appropriate for this thread? Maybe not, idk, but there's a cute puppy and stuff..image

    I am going to educate everybody on my life mantra. Incoming bigtext (in a very mature navy color)

    How to handle your scandal: 

    Figure it the fuck out, you are a grown up.
    I love the beethisms. I still have one you gave me in my back pocket to whip out the next time BSC sister starts giving me shit about how awful she thinks I am: 

    Your problems with me are not my problems. 

    Lol it's the best. You should make a whole book of these. 


    No. That's the thing, I shouldn't have to. Everybody on here is a fucking grown up and I'm seeing shit left and right from people who can't figure their day-to-day shit out without consulting the internet. Books of sass ain't going to help them.
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    I just want a book of them cuz they're funny + true ;) 

    But yeah, the people that probably would be helped by it the most wouldn't get it anyway
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  • @mikenberger  

    I'm gonna need you to stop posting. Your ticker stresses me right the fuck out and I'm not adult enough to know how to handle that stress. 

    Preciate it. 
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  • maeday2 said:

    @mikenberger  


    I'm gonna need you to stop posting. Your ticker stresses me right the fuck out and I'm not adult enough to know how to handle that stress. 

    Preciate it. 
    Posty post posty. 

    43 DAYS BEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH. 

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