Alien Hybrid Babies - yes this is a thing people believe

lacqueredlover · March 2015

There is a whole community of people who believe they are carrying, or have carried, hybrid alien babies. Search Facebook for Hybrid Children Community (Human/ET).

For all those who I have entertained with this, you're welcome in advance.

JCbride2015 · March 2015

I miss @shrekspeare. She would love to discuss this with us and she would be full of awesome articles and information. This is totally a thing and was a major plot line of The X-Files.

lacqueredlover · March 2015

I can't stop reading it.

cupcait927 · March 2015

Well I know how I'm spending my afternoon.

Cookie Pusher · March 2015

novella1186 · March 2015

Bhahaha! to the lady who wants to be impregnated with a hybrid unicorn.

Good luck giving birth to that horn.

lacqueredlover · March 2015

They have a whole discussion about the horn @novella1186 and how it's like a goat and just a nub lol

KatWAG · March 2015

I am afraid to search!

I thought this thread was going to be about Dolce and Gabbana's stop ass comments about synthetic babies.

lacqueredlover · March 2015

KatWAG said:
I am afraid to search!
I thought this thread was going to be about Dolce and Gabbana's stop ass comments about synthetic babies.

Nope, it's about having an alien impregnante you. Or witches steal your sperm. Or having dolphin babies.

arrippa · March 2015

JCbride2015 said:
I miss @shrekspeare. She would love to discuss this with us and she would be full of awesome articles and information. This is totally a thing and was a major plot line of The X-Files.

I was just thinking about her and Muppet. I must have of missed their GBCK.

I cannot read that website. X-Files gives me nightmares.

lacqueredlover · March 2015

They post "photos" of their hybrid children which are drawings they make with colored pencils.

The scary thing is how many of them have actual human children.

lacqueredlover · March 2015

novella1186 · March 2015

Well shit. My life would be really fucking awesome if I was able to just make up whatever delusional shit and believe it.

Guys, I'm a hybrid of Marilyn Monroe (so I'm insanely beautiful), Einstein (ridiculously smart), and Tolstoy (greatest writer the world has ever known). That's me. I'm from a special breed of people, but I'm the only one of my kind so no one is as great as me. I've won multiple Pulitzers and Nobel prizes for my brilliant writing.

And at night I sleep on a cloud of money. When I wake up, adorable bluebirds and chipmunks come in through the windows to help me get dressed while I sing a happy song and dance around with joy. This is all the truth. I know it is, because.

hellosweetie1015 · March 2015

@shrekspeare was here under a new name for a while, I think. Can't recall it now. Something about the Winchesters though, methinks. I feel like she had a pentagram thing for an avatar.

I am avoiding the main topic because that shit freaks me the fuck out.

sarawifenow · March 2015

Holy shit what am I reading?!

amelisha · March 2015

I can't bring myself to fall down that particular rabbit hole of insanity this afternoon, but I'm saying is that some people also legitimately believe in Lizard People, which I think you should definitely wiki for, too.

Barking. Absolutely barking.

blabla89 · March 2015

Favorite post: I told my neighbor that my wife and I are TTC, and he told me that he's an alien and it's his mission to knock up as many human women as possible. He says she'll get pregnant right away, but the only way for that to happen is for him to bang my wife. So uh...should I let him bang my wife?

I'm pretty sure this is his neighbor:

ETA: Thank you @lacqueredlover, this is comedy gold and no work is getting done this afternoon.

JCbride2015 · March 2015

hellosweetie1015 said:
@shrekspeare was here under a new name for a while, I think. Can't recall it now. Something about the Winchesters though, methinks. I feel like she had a pentagram thing for an avatar.

I am avoiding the main topic because that shit freaks me the fuck out.

Yes! Winchester something.

I don't think she ever GBCK'd, she just slowly drifted over to TH. It was fun over there but I haven't been in a while. The death knell was when my work computer blocked it.

lacqueredlover · March 2015

blabla89 said:
Favorite post: I told my neighbor that my wife and I are TTC, and he told me that he's an alien and it's his mission to knock up as many human women as possible. He says she'll get pregnant right away, but the only way for that to happen is for him to bang my wife. So uh...should I let him bang my wife?

I'm pretty sure this is his neighbor:

Or the guy and his wife (who are both Caucasian) having a dark skinned child that she says was because of the aliens. Not becuase maybe she cheated or anything,

VulgarGirl · March 2015

novella1186 said:
Guys, I'm a hybrid of Marilyn Monroe (so I'm insanely beautiful), Einstein (ridiculously smart), and Tolstoy (greatest writer the world has ever known). That's me. I'm from a special breed of people, but I'm the only one of my kind so no one is as great as me. I've won multiple Pulitzers and Nobel prizes for my brilliant writing.

Except Marylin was a pill popper, Einstein most likely has asbergers, and Tolstoy...I don't know a lot about but based a quick skim of his Wiki page sounds like he went a little nutty there at the end.

I'm always convinced mixing to get the best features of someone will end up getting you their worst features. Cause the universe likes to fuck with your plans.

True story time: My mom's friend owns a metaphysical shop (physics, crystals, ect), one of her readers (Mary) was telling one of her other readers (Jane), that Mary had a dream that Jane was once impregnated by an alien. And then the aliens came back and took the baby out of her womb while she slept and now the half alien baby (a son) is being raised by the aliens and that he is safe and well. This made Jane happy because she wanted children but never had any. But now Jane believes she has a child being raised by aliens. Mary was not telling Jane this story in a "holy fuck I had a weird dream" way but in a "this is factually accurate" way. I stay the fuck away from both Mary and Jane.

thisismynickname2 · March 2015

Incidently Winchester would love this also because Supernatural has totally jumped on the hybrid baby bandwagon. Dean even had a hybrid monster baby, and another time the boys had to temporarily raise a baby shapeshifter.

Ok I'm stepping away now.

FiancB · March 2015

You guys are so mean. You should be respectful of those who believe this. I have been planning on having alien babies my whole life.

Kidding, kidding. I dare not click or I won't be able to stop reading and I really need to get some shit done today.

As an aside, I mentioned on here that I was listening to the audiobook Stiff. I finished it. There was a part talking about people receiving heart transplants and receiving traits from the donor. Like there was someone who claimed to remember a car accident and to see himself as a bloodied black woman when he looked in the mirror.

This weirded the surgeon out so he looked up the donor. It was an elderly white woman that died of natural causes.

There was also a man who was certain he'd been given a chicken heart and nothing could convince him otherwise.

It's not uncommon for people to believe that the donor had some sexual deviations and then they need to act them out. There was a woman that was sure her donor had been a prostitute and behaved accordingly. Men that suddenly feel it's okay to expose themselves because their donor had done it. Or worry that if the donor was an opposite gender that they will become more like that gender. Basically, a lot of weird sexual stuff.

Favorite quote was something like "one hopes the wife of the man with the chicken heart was extremely understanding"

novella1186 · March 2015

amelisha said:
I can't bring myself to fall down that particular rabbit hole of insanity this afternoon, but I'm saying is that some people also legitimately believe in Lizard People, which I think you should definitely wiki for, too.

Barking. Absolutely barking.

There is something in that group about Reptilians. One girl was offended that most humans react with fear to the vibrations of Reptilians because she used to be one. I know way too much about this nonsense. I need a brain cleanse now.

novella1186 · March 2015

MagicInk said:

novella1186 said:
Guys, I'm a hybrid of Marilyn Monroe (so I'm insanely beautiful), Einstein (ridiculously smart), and Tolstoy (greatest writer the world has ever known). That's me. I'm from a special breed of people, but I'm the only one of my kind so no one is as great as me. I've won multiple Pulitzers and Nobel prizes for my brilliant writing.
Except Marylin was a pill popper, Einstein most likely has asbergers, and Tolstoy...I don't know a lot about but based a quick skim of his Wiki page sounds like he went a little nutty there at the end.

I'm always convinced mixing to get the best features of someone will end up getting you their worst features. Cause the universe likes to fuck with your plans.

True story time: My mom's friend owns a metaphysical shop (physics, crystals, ect), one of her readers (Mary) was telling one of her other readers (Jane), that Mary had a dream that Jane was once impregnated by an alien. And then the aliens came back and took the baby out of her womb while she slept and now the half alien baby (a son) is being raised by the aliens and that he is safe and well. This made Jane happy because she wanted children but never had any. But now Jane believes she has a child being raised by aliens. Mary was not telling Jane this story in a "holy fuck I had a weird dream" way but in a "this is factually accurate" way. I stay the fuck away from both Mary and Jane.

No, I'm a superior type of hybrid that only gets their good features, duh, cuz my great grandma was a shape-shifting hybrid maker and she chose my features for me several millennia ago.

sal2015 · March 2015

I can't wait to get home from work, put on sweatpants, eat cheese, and settle in to learn all about this. Sounds like a good evening.

sophhabobopha · March 2015

Yeeeeeeeeeeesss. I have found my people.

Speaking of X-Files, I just bought this shirt. Very excite.

jdluvr06 · March 2015

JCbride2015 said:

hellosweetie1015 said:
@shrekspeare was here under a new name for a while, I think. Can't recall it now. Something about the Winchesters though, methinks. I feel like she had a pentagram thing for an avatar.

I am avoiding the main topic because that shit freaks me the fuck out.
Yes! Winchester something.

I don't think she ever GBCK'd, she just slowly drifted over to TH. It was fun over there but I haven't been in a while. The death knell was when my work computer blocked it.

She hasn't been on TH in a while either.

sophhabobopha · March 2015

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

charcoalandblush · March 2015

Well, I guess I know how I'm spending my night now.... PJs, popcorn, and alien hybrid babies.

flbride2015 · March 2015

This can't be real life.

novella1186 · March 2015

I told my friend at work about this, and she joined the group! haha. She wants me to help her come up with a good "back story" about how she has just discovered that she's a hybrid. We were sitting in her cube looking at this nonsense on her iPad dying laughing. When I woke up this morning, I had no idea this is how I would spend my afternoon. In a facebook group for hybrid aliens. Oh life.

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