I've had a bunch of wedding "nightmares", but I had a real doozy last night!
It was 6:10 on our wedding day (ceremony starts at 6:30), and I was in the bridal suite (in my dream I had a huge bridal suite) with half the bridal party. The rest of the bridal party was waiting right outside the suite, waiting for our entrance. Our venue coordinator comes by and he's acting like a "hype" man, getting everyone excited. So then he asks the DJ to introduce himself to us and he's like "And nowwwww, we have DJ..!!!!" And I heard the DJ mumble something (he was outside the suite). The coordinator tried again, and the DJ mumbled "I think I dropped my kidney." I was like WTF?? What did he say?? So I ran outside, and I see everyone crowded around him, and he looks REALLY bad, like really sick.
All of a sudden he starts kinda gagging, and the venue coordinator runs to get a napkin, and the DJ gets sick all over the place! So at this point I start freaking out I'm telling my bridesmaid "Oh my god, I only have 9 songs in my ipod! How the hell did he drop his kidney on the way to the wedding?? I feel so bad freaking out I don't know what to do!!! Now the wedding will start late because this has to be cleaned up!!!"
I then woke up. I think staying up till 1 AM this week working on invitations has taken its toll on me lol.