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A Best Man Snark... of sorts (UPDATE page 5)

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Re: A Best Man Snark... of sorts (UPDATE page 5)

  • pinkcow13pinkcow13 member
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    This has got to be a joke. We need an update!!!
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  • madamerwinmadamerwin member
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    ashley8918 said:

    Is his name Brad, by chance?

    Can someone tell me about this Brad? Sounds intriguing...

    Also, I cannot for one moment comprehend how a grown-ass man would write that email... I really hope FI responds to find out what the actual fuck this guy is talking about (I'm still hoping it's a joke). 

    My response to each of his points would basically be "This wedding is not about us finding places for you to stick your dick."
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  • KahlylaKahlyla member
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    KatieinBkln said:

    drunkenwitch said:

    You know what? I'm not done.  If his religious beliefs are so damn important to him maybe he shouldn't be trying to stick it in every skirt that walks by.  Doesn't Baby Jesus cry whenever there is sex out of wedlock?  Or does he kill a puppy?  I never could keep that straight.

    Agreed. He sounds like the actual fucking worst. 

    "Dear Brad,

    Only an asshole would write a letter like this. Goodbye. Forever.

    Go fuck yourself (because no one else should),

    FI & OP"

    "Dear Brad" is literally the best! I have actual tears.
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  • ashley8918ashley8918 member
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    tfmrserwin said:

    ashley8918 said:

    Is his name Brad, by chance?



    Can someone tell me about this Brad? Sounds intriguing...

    Also, I cannot for one moment comprehend how a grown-ass man would write that email... I really hope FI responds to find out what the actual fuck this guy is talking about (I'm still hoping it's a joke). 

    My response to each of his points would basically be "This wedding is not about us finding places for you to stick your dick."
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  • PurplekittenMewPurplekittenMew member
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    drunkenwitch said:

    You know what? I'm not done.  If his religious beliefs are so damn important to him maybe he shouldn't be trying to stick it in every skirt that walks by.  Doesn't Baby Jesus cry whenever there is sex out of wedlock?  Or does he kill a puppy?  I never could keep that straight.

    I know this type of guy.  Most of them are militant atheists.

    He's probably saying that he doesn't think they should have a wedding in a church because it offendins him that they're "pretending God is real".
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  • FiancBFiancB member
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    Whaaaat? I was also going to ask if you're sure this isn't Brad. Maybe Brad leads a double life. Maybe Brad has a twin separated at birth. There is no way there can be two of these people without them at least being very related. If not twins, then with a lot of inbreeding. 

    Will he turn into a pumpkin if he enters a non-Catholic church? 
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  • arrippaarrippa member
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    This can't be real, right? April fools is next week. Maybe this is an elaborate joke.
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  • ashley8918ashley8918 member
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    levioosa said:

    ashley8918 said:

    tfmrserwin said:

    ashley8918 said:

    Is his name Brad, by chance?



    Can someone tell me about this Brad? Sounds intriguing...

    Also, I cannot for one moment comprehend how a grown-ass man would write that email... I really hope FI responds to find out what the actual fuck this guy is talking about (I'm still hoping it's a joke). 

    My response to each of his points would basically be "This wedding is not about us finding places for you to stick your dick."
    OP's posting history can.
    Ugh, just connect the dots for me!!!
    IT'S TOO HARRRRDDDDDD
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  • ashley8918ashley8918 member
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    You know what? I'm not done.  If his religious beliefs are so damn important to him maybe he shouldn't be trying to stick it in every skirt that walks by.  Doesn't Baby Jesus cry whenever there is sex out of wedlock?  Or does he kill a puppy?  I never could keep that straight.
    I know this type of guy.  Most of them are militant atheists.

    He's probably saying that he doesn't think they should have a wedding in a church because it offendins him that they're "pretending God is real".
    Not a thing.

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  • drunkenwitchdrunkenwitch member
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    PurplekittenMew said:

    drunkenwitch said:

    You know what? I'm not done.  If his religious beliefs are so damn important to him maybe he shouldn't be trying to stick it in every skirt that walks by.  Doesn't Baby Jesus cry whenever there is sex out of wedlock?  Or does he kill a puppy?  I never could keep that straight.

    I know this type of guy.  Most of them are militant atheists.

    He's probably saying that he doesn't think they should have a wedding in a church because it offendins him that they're "pretending God is real".
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  • ashley8918ashley8918 member
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    drunkenwitch said:

    PurplekittenMew said:

    drunkenwitch said:

    You know what? I'm not done.  If his religious beliefs are so damn important to him maybe he shouldn't be trying to stick it in every skirt that walks by.  Doesn't Baby Jesus cry whenever there is sex out of wedlock?  Or does he kill a puppy?  I never could keep that straight.

    I know this type of guy.  Most of them are militant atheists.

    He's probably saying that he doesn't think they should have a wedding in a church because it offendins him that they're "pretending God is real".
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  • PurplekittenMewPurplekittenMew member
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    Oh.  Right.  Like you don't all know that neckbeards are often atheists that like to give religious people a hard time.  He has all the other traits of neckbeardism; it was a fair guess.
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  • chibiyuichibiyui member
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    PurplekittenMew said:

    Oh.  Right.  Like you don't all know that neckbeards are often atheists that like to give religious people a hard time.  He has all the other traits of neckbeardism; it was a fair guess.

    Except the OP explicitedly stated in the OP that he was Catholic.
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  • drunkenwitchdrunkenwitch member
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    PurplekittenMew said:

    Oh.  Right.  Like you don't all know that neckbeards are often atheists that like to give religious people a hard time.  He has all the other traits of neckbeardism; it was a fair guess.

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  • PurplekittenMewPurplekittenMew member
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    ashley8918 said:

    PurplekittenMew said:

    Oh.  Right.  Like you don't all know that neckbeards are often atheists that like to give religious people a hard time.  He has all the other traits of neckbeardism; it was a fair guess.

    What the fuck are you talking about?!

    How are currently using the internet but not aware of this type of person?!
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  • drunkenwitchdrunkenwitch member
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    loveislouder said:

    ashley8918 said:

    levioosa said:

    ashley8918 said:

    tfmrserwin said:

    ashley8918 said:

    Is his name Brad, by chance?



    Can someone tell me about this Brad? Sounds intriguing...

    Also, I cannot for one moment comprehend how a grown-ass man would write that email... I really hope FI responds to find out what the actual fuck this guy is talking about (I'm still hoping it's a joke). 

    My response to each of his points would basically be "This wedding is not about us finding places for you to stick your dick."
    OP's posting history can.
    Ugh, just connect the dots for me!!!
    IT'S TOO HARRRRDDDDDD



    Brad isn't my headache, think he's Noellas.

    FI responded and basically said I don't know if this is a joke or what, but we didn't remind you because ra ps aren't due yet. Do you need me to bring you a beer and a playboy?

    BM hasn't replied lol



    HAHAHAHA! I love your FI, that's fantastic.

    And yes, #brad is Noella's headache.

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