April Fools Day

hellohkb · April 2015

Oh! Forgot to post this. Fellow gamers may be interested in this link:

http://thebests.kotaku.com/the-best-and-worst-april-fools-day-jokes-for-2015-1694928774

amelisha · April 2015

Three fake pregnancies and counting for me on FB today. Ick.

mikenberger · April 2015

amelisha said:
Three fake pregnancies and counting for me on FB today. Ick.

I've just got one fake engagement. And a #vaguebook "I have some GREAT NEWS! But I can't tell you. Hopefully I'll be able to let everybody know on Friday!"

Mother dick.

blabla89 · April 2015

mikenberger said:

amelisha said:
Three fake pregnancies and counting for me on FB today. Ick.
I've just got one fake engagement. And a #vaguebook "I have some GREAT NEWS! But I can't tell you. Hopefully I'll be able to let everybody know on Friday!"

Mother dick.

Maybe they have some legit news that they want people to believe?

ashley8918 · April 2015

mikenberger said:
Three fake pregnancies and counting for me on FB today. Ick.

I've just got one fake engagement. And a #vaguebook "I have some GREAT NEWS! But I can't tell you. Hopefully I'll be able to let everybody know on Friday!"

Mother dick.

mikenberger · April 2015

blabla89 said:

mikenberger said:

amelisha said:
Three fake pregnancies and counting for me on FB today. Ick.
I've just got one fake engagement. And a #vaguebook "I have some GREAT NEWS! But I can't tell you. Hopefully I'll be able to let everybody know on Friday!"

Mother dick.
Maybe they have some legit news that they want people to believe?

No, she's UNABLE to tell anybody because she's waiting on something from her husband. So she might possibly could maybe tell us all on Friday.

Why say anything at all?

southernbelle0915 · April 2015

mikenberger said:

mikenberger said:

amelisha said:
Three fake pregnancies and counting for me on FB today. Ick.
I've just got one fake engagement. And a #vaguebook "I have some GREAT NEWS! But I can't tell you. Hopefully I'll be able to let everybody know on Friday!"

Mother dick.
Maybe they have some legit news that they want people to believe?

No, she's UNABLE to tell anybody because she's waiting on something from her husband. So she might possibly could maybe tell us all on Friday.

Why say anything at all?

Because ATTENTION!!!! Those are the kind of posts that get nothing but a quick glance and a big eye roll from me.

In my head I want to respond, "OH BOY!!! What a cliffhanger! I'll be refreshing facebook every minute so I don't miss your big news! I'm totally sure everyone else will be too! lol

lol"

VulgarGirl · April 2015

I have one friend who finally changed his relationship status to "in a relationship" and everyone asking if this is an April Fools. He's like....we've been together for two years I just never bothered to change my status. He even said "Guys, we fucking live together! I moved to a new state so she could start at an awesome job. THIS ISN'T ACTUALLY NEWS".

katiekessler123 · April 2015

Back when I taught middle school I pranked my students. They had just gotten done taking our state's yearly standardized mandated tests. These tests take about a week to complete and the students hate them (and I don't blame them). Anyway, the very next week was April Fools Day, so I passed out a letter to them that I had created that said the tests got lost in the mail and because of that they had to retake them. The back of the letter said April Fools Day.

wandajune6 · April 2015

I haven't seen any fake pregnancy announcements but friends just announced her pregnancy today. I'd consider it poor timing.

I'm not a fan of pranks but I admit that I like some of the silly April Fool's jokes:
-the temporary Amazon landing page
-this product: http://blog.fitbit.com/big-news-from-fitbit/#i.174exlh151bd68
-Pac Man on Google https://support.google.com/maps/answer/6178227?hl=en
-The Force exists! http://go.web.cern.ch/go/c7dB

flyingfoxes · April 2015

Haha I just got fooled by someone whose wedding I'm going to this spring, she posted that they actually got legally married last month and would still be having the original ceremony as planned. I was mad for a minute, lol.

climbingsingle · April 2015

Four fake pregnancies so far in my FB newsfeed.

FiancB · April 2015

No fake pregnancies or otherwise awful jokes over here. Thank goodness, I can keep my blood pressure down.

beethery · April 2015

My male friend said he's pregnant. I commented and said I got our mutual female friend pregnant.

theartistformerlyknownas · April 2015

climbingwife said:
Four fake pregnancies so far in my FB newsfeed.

That would be four fewer friends in my news feed.

mrsdee15 · April 2015

I just have one friend who posted the "I'm pregnant!" thing on Facebook. She literally does this every April 1. Someone called her out on it. That person got a lot of likes.

blabla89 · April 2015

I've successfully avoided facebook today AND have not gotten pranked by anyone IRL. I consider that quite an accomplishment.

arrippa · April 2015

The only April fools joke that was on my feed was the CERN confirming the existence of the Force. I love my nerdy friends.

lovesclimbing · April 2015

I didn't do any tricks. I played a trick on H last weekend, but because I had the opportunity, not because it was April Fools. Last weekend, we had taken a drive and gone for a short hike part way through. On the way back down, H couldn't remember if he'd brought his knife with him or if he'd left it in the truck, and he couldn't find it so he was worried he may have dropped it somewhere. I beat him back to the truck and found the knife there. I grabbed it and stuck it into my waistband of my pants under my coat on my back (it was a fixed-blade knife with a seven-inch blade in a sheath).

So I played dumb and said it wasn't in the truck. He was worried and said he'd have to come back the next morning to try to find it. I leaned in to kiss him and encouraged him to put his hand around my back and hug me. He did and he didn't even feel it! It took a couple minutes before he felt it. He laughed and thought it was funny.

pinupbride6189 · April 2015

I guess we're technically into the 2nd now, but I work mids so it's all the same to me...time just kind of slides around all willy-nilly.

I can't take credit for this beauty, but someone put flyers all around the office saying, "Call extension XXXX to participate in the Christopher Walken impression contest! Call up and give me your best impression for at least 10 seconds! Winners announced tomorrow!"

Last year someone put signs on the copy machines that said they were now voice activated, so that was interesting to listen to for a while.

sarahufl · April 2015

I am feeling awfully bitchy this week and left a nasty note on someone's FB page who pulled the "I'm pregnant with twins!!" joke.

I just wrote- "How fun for you that pregnancy is nothing but a big joke. Perhaps in the future you should consider how insulting and rude those kinds of jokes are for some women. Never mind completely unoriginal."

Sammyantha13 · April 2015

I tried to play a prank on DH yesterday, which turned out to be a pretty big fail. Lol.

We have this purple fluoride mouthwash, which H uses every morning and drinks straight from the bottle. So I replaced it with vodka that I tinted purple with food coloring, and added some mint extract so the smell of the vodka wouldn't hit him when he held it up to his face. It was the perfect set up.

I waited in anticipation outside of the bathroom yesterday morning. Heard him take a swig and then get in the shower. He spit it out and then rinsed his mouth out several times, but didn't say anything when he came out of the bathroom! Finally I asked him about it, and it dawned on him what I did, but he just said, "Yeah I noticed it tasted bad and burned more...good try." I was like really, REALLY?? Come on. Not the reaction I was hoping for, but he told all of the guys at work about what a great prank it was.

theartistformerlyknownas · April 2015

Sammyantha13 said:
I tried to play a prank on DH yesterday, which turned out to be a pretty big fail. Lol.

We have this purple fluoride mouthwash, which H uses every morning and drinks straight from the bottle. So I replaced it with vodka that I tinted purple with food coloring, and added some mint extract so the smell of the vodka wouldn't hit him when he held it up to his face. It was the perfect set up.

I waited in anticipation outside of the bathroom yesterday morning. Heard him take a swig and then get in the shower. He spit it out and then rinsed his mouth out several times, but didn't say anything when he came out of the bathroom! Finally I asked him about it, and it dawned on him what I did, but he just said, "Yeah I noticed it tasted bad and burned more...good try." I was like really, REALLY?? Come on. Not the reaction I was hoping for, but he told all of the guys at work about what a great prank it was.

I can't say for sure that I would have noticed that! Should have gone with purple Gatorade.

How much vodka did you waste??

bethsmiles · April 2015

A FB friend of mine did the whole pregnancy April Fools bullshit. One of the comments was - "that explains the recent weight gain!" I want to feel bad for her except that when people asked if it was a joke she bitched them out for questioning it and then this morning posted April Fools. She's always been a total drama queen and prone to being offensive though so I can't say I'm very surprised.

Sammyantha13 · April 2015

lolo883 said:

Sammyantha13 said:
I tried to play a prank on DH yesterday, which turned out to be a pretty big fail. Lol.

We have this purple fluoride mouthwash, which H uses every morning and drinks straight from the bottle. So I replaced it with vodka that I tinted purple with food coloring, and added some mint extract so the smell of the vodka wouldn't hit him when he held it up to his face. It was the perfect set up.

I waited in anticipation outside of the bathroom yesterday morning. Heard him take a swig and then get in the shower. He spit it out and then rinsed his mouth out several times, but didn't say anything when he came out of the bathroom! Finally I asked him about it, and it dawned on him what I did, but he just said, "Yeah I noticed it tasted bad and burned more...good try." I was like really, REALLY?? Come on. Not the reaction I was hoping for, but he told all of the guys at work about what a great prank it was.
I can't say for sure that I would have noticed that! Should have gone with purple Gatorade.

How much vodka did you waste??

Haha, I figured there was no way he WOULDN'T notice it, because the mouthwash itself is alcohol-free! I thought it would be a pretty stark contrast from just having brushed his teeth, to tasting vodka.

I haven't wasted any yet...I used almost an entire 750 mL bottle, but I bought some cheap Smirnoff on sale, so I wouldn't feel guilty if I did end up wasting it. But DH says we should keep it and use it for drinks this weekend. He is the bartender in our home, so I'll let him figure out some recipes that use mint vodka. Lol.

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