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Re: A Best Man Snark... of sorts (UPDATE page 5)

  • novella1186novella1186 member
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    edited March 2015
    ashley8918 said:

    Knottie1427384883 said:

    OMG this guy is nuts!  Be glad he bowed out and hopefully he will bow our of your life!  Who needs that???

    Are you for real with this link right now? Is this your blog or something?

    @beethery clean up on aisle 7!
    lol! That's a good one. I'm gonna write a random post about someone else's situation and hyperlink it to my Etsy shop. People will totally fall for that! 

    (Disclaimer: I don't actually have an Etsy shop. I just think the attempt at sneakiness is hilarious) 
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  • mrsdee15mrsdee15 member
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    HA this guy is too much.  I think at this point I'd be seriously considering sending him this thread.
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  • climbingsingleclimbingsingle member
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    Knottie1427384883 said:

    Be glad he bowed out and hopefully he will bow our of your life!  Who needs that???

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  • ashley8918ashley8918 member
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    Oh, or @lyndausvi if you around right now :)
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  • novella1186novella1186 member
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    OMG! She's posting ads all over all the boards! Like trying to talk someone out of a DW because they could get married "on our beautiful beaches here in Florida." 

    Yeah. Busted. 

    ETA and EVERY SINGLE POST was written within the last hour, and they ALL have the same hyperlink. Lady, you are not sneaky. 
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  • jdluvr06jdluvr06 member
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    How did I not see this before? Omg I'm laughing so hard right now. I'm gonna have to let my co-worker read this so he knows I'm not crazy.
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  • ashley8918ashley8918 member
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    novella1186 said:

    OMG! She's posting ads all over all the boards! Like trying to talk someone out of a DW because they could get married "on our beautiful beaches here in Florida." 


    Yeah. Busted. 
    I figured this might me the case, but couldn't investigate on mobile.

    Someone help a sister out with a bye, Felicia gif.
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    ashley8918 said:

    novella1186 said:

    OMG! She's posting ads all over all the boards! Like trying to talk someone out of a DW because they could get married "on our beautiful beaches here in Florida." 


    Yeah. Busted. 
    I figured this might me the case, but couldn't investigate on mobile.

    Someone help a sister out with a bye, Felicia gif.
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  • novella1186novella1186 member
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    edited March 2015
    ashley8918 said:

    novella1186 said:

    OMG! She's posting ads all over all the boards! Like trying to talk someone out of a DW because they could get married "on our beautiful beaches here in Florida." 


    Yeah. Busted. 
    I figured this might me the case, but couldn't investigate on mobile.

    Someone help a sister out with a bye, Felicia gif.
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    larrygaga said:

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    ashley8918 said:

    PurplekittenMew said:

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    PurplekittenMew said:

    Oh.  Right.  Like you don't all know that neckbeards are often atheists that like to give religious people a hard time.  He has all the other traits of neckbeardism; it was a fair guess.

    What the fuck are you talking about?!

    How are currently using the internet but not aware of this type of person?!
    Ex-fucking-scuse me? You make ignorant discriminatory statements, and then insinuate that I am the one who doesn't know how to handle life?

    1) Militant atheism does not exist. There is no "sect" of atheism in which violence is purpotrated in the name of atheism.
    2) The slang term "neckbeard" is in no way related to atheism, or to any religion. 
    Guys, we need @larrygaga to come and settle this once and for all (she is the first one to introduce me to the term "Neckbeard" and therefore I grant her an honorary PhD in Douchebag Nomenclature).

    I am pretty sure, though, that this particular brad is probably more of the "I'm super religious and therefore I'm looking for a whore to fuck and a madonna to marry, because everyone knows women can be one or the other." 
    Actually, there is a small tie to the neckbeard culture and being an intolerant atheist. It's part of the meme. It's a weird belief that not believe in god makes you more intelligent. 

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    There are stupid religious people, stupid atheist people and stupid agnostics. I'm not saying it's either way, it's just the meme. I would like to think I'm pretty smart and I'm also fairly religious, although I don't go to church and I have very modern beliefs. People can think what they want as long as it doesn't infringe on other's rights.

    Anyway, another neckbeard stereotype is viewing beautiful women as sex objects, and viewing ugly women how Hitler viewed the Jews. 

    I met a real neckbeard once. We were at a party and he seemed not that bad, but super awkward and nerdy. We were getting along fine and then he randomly blurted out 'I HOPE YOU GET RAPED' Of course he got kicked out but he claimed it was just a joke. I never saw him again, thank gouda.  



    There was actually a study done that concluded that children who were exposed to religion at a young age had a harder time differentiating between fact and fiction...

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/21/children-religion-fact-fiction_n_5607009.html

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  • FiancBFiancB member
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    Oh my god I actually can't believe this wasn't a joke. Is he really that crazy? Is anyone? Has he recently begun bathing in mercury? 

    I agree you should signal boost the shit out of this as well. Not enough crazy dude stories out there. 
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    Hahahahahhha what a baby.
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  • momofbride530momofbride530 member
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    Good that you found our how unbelievably ridiculous he is before he threw a fit at your wedding!
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  • kaitlynmichellekaitlynmichelle member
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    I really can't believe how much of a nut he is being.  I say you dodged a bullet if he drops out, if that is how he acts.
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  • ViczaesarViczaesar member
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    I sort of love this guy for his crazy, but I love OP more for sharing him with us.  Pure gold.



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  • photokittyphotokitty mod
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    Did you get an April Fool's email today??? I keep thinking this has to be an elaborate setup by the world's worst comedian. If he stays best man I recommend not having toasts. Tell the DJ you will cancel payment if he give this dude a mic.
    :kiss: ~xoxo~ :kiss:

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    photokitty said:

    Did you get an April Fool's email today??? I keep thinking this has to be an elaborate setup by the world's worst comedian. If he stays best man I recommend not having toasts. Tell the DJ you will cancel payment if he give this dude a mic.

    Nope. no April Fools but FI is going there tonight to hang out because I have my final alterations appointment tonight. I'll let you know if he's being serious.

    He definitely will not be getting a mic.

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    KatieinBkln said:

    loveislouder said:

    Did you get an April Fool's email today??? I keep thinking this has to be an elaborate setup by the world's worst comedian. If he stays best man I recommend not having toasts. Tell the DJ you will cancel payment if he give this dude a mic.
    Nope. no April Fools but FI is going there tonight to hang out because I have my final alterations appointment tonight. I'll let you know if he's being serious.

    He definitely will not be getting a mic.

    Your alteration appointment explains why your FI is free, but not why he's hanging out with this dramadouche...

    Maybe to try and figure out WTF is going on with him? Because - this just seems so far out of left field. Like, even if he's only a dbag when he's breathing (which I know OP said he was), I feel like that much dbaggery wouldn't have been a surprise if it were my FI's best friend of five years (which OP also said he was).
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    hellosweetie1015 said:

    KatieinBkln said:

    loveislouder said:

    Did you get an April Fool's email today??? I keep thinking this has to be an elaborate setup by the world's worst comedian. If he stays best man I recommend not having toasts. Tell the DJ you will cancel payment if he give this dude a mic.
    Nope. no April Fools but FI is going there tonight to hang out because I have my final alterations appointment tonight. I'll let you know if he's being serious.

    He definitely will not be getting a mic.

    Your alteration appointment explains why your FI is free, but not why he's hanging out with this dramadouche...
    Maybe to try and figure out WTF is going on with him? Because - this just seems so far out of left field. Like, even if he's only a dbag when he's breathing (which I know OP said he was), I feel like that much dbaggery wouldn't have been a surprise if it were my FI's best friend of five years (which OP also said he was).

    Yeah, I half kid. If I were OP's FI, the vindictive part of me would want to write this guy off without a second thought, but the curious part of me who loves watching human train wrecks would totally want to probe deeper into the WTFery of it all. 
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  • edenisleedenisle member
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    Holy wow, this guy is ridiculous.  I'm interested to hear how it went with him and FI at their get together.
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  • loveislouderloveislouder member
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    Literally nothing. He acted like nothing had happened at all.
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  • mrsdee15mrsdee15 member
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    loveislouder said:

    Literally nothing. He acted like nothing had happened at all.

    WOW.  Your FI didn't ask about it?  I'm honestly amazed your FI was even willing to hang out with him after that little peen show.
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  • drunkenwitchdrunkenwitch member
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    If it helps, I have been this thread to BF and is torn between 1) highly amused by the by the crazy douche 2) interrupting me to say "What?  WHAT??!! What the fuck? WHAT??!!"

    All I can say is "I know, RIGHT?!"

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