In honor of April Fool's Day - Another NEY Game! UPDATED WITH RESULTS

GoldenPenguin · April 2015

Sorry, @twodimes.

jenjen047 · April 2015

also i have some questions re: some of the truths on this list if the authors feel like volunteering info!

@peaseblossom55 - you were nude on stage
@buddysmom80 - tell us about this dad you slept with
@caseface5 - you lost your virginity with 4 people in the room
@speakeasy14 - sex swing injury
@clogreeneyes - purity ring
@blue&white - 20 min to get ready for work

Peaseblossom55 · April 2015

@jenjen047 yes twice, once was very tasteful you really could see anything but my back and may be some side boob if you were sitting far stage right. Another show I was in a thong underwear type thing and had to take my top off so depending when the light cue actually hit & when down some nights I was topless

AuroraRose41 · April 2015

I know I wasn't called out, but I feel like AWing for a moment, since many of you guessed that my lie was piloting an airplane. My parents bought me flight lessons for my seventeenth birthday, so here are some pictures. The instructor was probably 6'5", so he looks like a giant in the co-pilot seat next to me. But I was the one who actually took off and piloted it while we were in the air with his directions. He landed it though. It was so much fun and I do want to get my private pilot's license someday.

Pre-flight check:

Taxiing to the runway:

Takeoff:

ETA: And yes, I did lose my virginity at 20 years old. I did a lot of things in high school though, even a 69. I just never felt comfortable enough to actually have sex with any of my high school and early college boyfriends. I know that's weird, but oh well. And I lost my virginity to FI.

speakeasy14 · April 2015

hahahaha congrats @goldenpenguin and @twodimes

Story time:

Invisible friends - I do not remember this, but according to my mother this is what happened: I was an only child till I was 3. So when my mom was pregnant with my sister I went with her to all her appointments. I knew the names of the doctors from being there so often. One day my mom caught me having a tea party with my friends and she asked who was with me and I said the gynecologists names. They remained my invisible friends until my sister was old enough to play with me.

Sex swing - So a few years ago my bf bought one of those sex swings that hang over a door. We decided to bring it on vacation. You are tied up by your wrists and ankles, and then sit on the swing part (which is odd swinging into a door). Oh and for added fun, he blindfolded me (which made this 100x scarier). He walked away because he wanted to admire me being naked and basically hog tied (which since I was blindfolded I did not know) and the freaking thing slid off the door. So I went crashing into the door frame and dislocated my shoulder. He did catch me before I hit the floor though. That thing has not been touched since.

Blue & White · April 2015

@jenjen047 my alarm goes off at 6;30 but I usually snooze till 6:57. Clothes are already picked out, brush teeth, pee, fix my hair (usually in a bun or half up half down), eat breakfast either at home or in the car (I eat dry cereal cause I think milk is the devil). I leave my house by 7:15 and get to work between 7:35-7:45 depending on traffic. Showers are at night lol. I am NOT a morning person until I have clothes on. Then I am super bubbly and like whoohoo lets do math!

Conversely, some of my students take hours to get ready for school

AlPacina · April 2015

@AuroraRose41 - I figured you flew a plane. Even I got to fly a plane when I was 13! I wanted to be a pilot/astronaut though. Then I met my space hero, and she was a bitch, so I stopped wanting to go to space. You are a badass.

AW alert! When I was in Costa Rica we got drunk with these students from a local university. Julio didn't speak English, and I didn't speak Spanish. The catch is, we both knew a tiiiiiiiiiiny bit of French. So we spoke conversational French for a while, then danced for a while, then went to the local school playground and made out. His hair looked like PRINCE's! I HAD TO HAVE HIM.

AuroraRose41 · April 2015

AlPacina said:
@AuroraRose41 - I figured you flew a plane. Even I got to fly a plane when I was 13! I wanted to be a pilot/astronaut though. Then I met my space hero, and she was a bitch, so I stopped wanting to go to space. You are a badass.

AW alert! When I was in Costa Rica we got drunk with these students from a local university. Julio didn't speak English, and I didn't speak Spanish. The catch is, we both knew a tiiiiiiiiiiny bit of French. So we spoke conversational French for a while, then danced for a while, then went to the local school playground and made out. His hair looked like PRINCE's! I HAD TO HAVE HIM.

This is exactly why I went into engineering in the first place! But all of the aeronautical engineers that I met didn't actually work with aircraft or spacecraft (they worked in shipyards building Navy ships and submarines because water and air have very similar properties apparently), and I was more interested in designing electronics than airplanes. I still like flying though and drive FI crazy every time we fly because I nerd out over what type of plane we are on.

ETA: I should also mention that I figured I might as well go into the engineering field that I enjoy, and aircraft and spacecraft do need electronic systems, so that was my goal. I ended up working in semiconductors and telecommunications instead...go figure.

KeptInStitches · April 2015

Story time, even though no one asked:

1.) I've only been a BM in one wedding, though the bride was so rude we're no longer friends and I'm quietly hoping no one ever asks me to be a BM again even though it would probably be better than that experience was.

2.) Yep. Seriously. Didn't know I'm blind until I was 18. I correct to 20/25. How? Well, I've worn glasses as long as I can remember - I got them at 3. The ophthalmologist told my mom that as long as I could see to the end of my arm, I would develop normally, so they didn't put me in glasses before that. I lost a lot of vision when I was about 8, and that's when I went under 20/400 I think. At 18, just before I went to college, I point-blank asked my eye doctor if I was blind, at which point he looked at me and said "...Yes..." like I hadn't figured it out already. My next question? "Are there scholarships for this?"

FYI, my most recent lens powers were -13.75 in my left eye and -15.75 in my right eye. We're at the point where they literally guess as to my prescription. I have football-shaped eyes (I've seen the scans - COOL), astigmatism, and myopia in proportions that I'm still considered normal.

3.) I wanted to be an elementary school music teacher when I was in middle school, but I outgrew it when I realized I didn't have the patience to deal with a classroom. I still plan to teach piano lessons when life calms down a little, though.

AlPacina · April 2015

@AuroraRose41 - I get it. I started out civil/environmental because I wanted to travel around designing wind farms. EE seemed to get me there without the extra chemistry required. . . Now, in this position, I hate wind energy. I mean, personally I love it, but my job is way more difficult because of it.

bethsmiles · April 2015

@AuroraRose41 - That is so cool that you flew a plane!

@Peaseblossom55 - I'm weirdly proud of myself for knowing that your favorite Musical was not Wicked. It's the only one I felt 100% sure of. Why this information has been stuck into my head I do not know

Also, I did fail my US history class because my teacher assigned us so much busy work and I had an attitude problem and just flat refused to do it because I felt it was a waste of my time. Everyone in the class was required to buy one of those big ass 4 inch binders that were literally full of all the crap he made us do. Looking back I should have just demanded a transfer to another class. My classmates all loved him though and I really never understood why.

KeptInStitches · April 2015

@bethsmiles, I figured that had to be your lie - I couldn't see you failing a class! I can see why, though. I hate teachers who thrive on busy work.

labro · April 2015

@KeptInStitches I totally wanted to ask what your vision numbers were so I'm glad you shared! H complains about being blind (I think he is -5 and -4.5 and has an astigmatism in both eyes now) but that's nothing!!

CLoGreenEyes · April 2015

@jenjen047 - lol, yep, the purity ring is for real. My parents are fairly conservative and religious, so they were alllll about me saving myself for marriage. The purity ring was a Christmas gift when I was 15 or 16. I was fairly committed to that stuff too, until I got my first serious boyfriend at age 19. He was actually totally willing to stick it out until marriage, which I still think was pretty classy, but after two years of keeping it relatively clean, enough was ENOUGH. So we had sex, and it was fun, and I don't even know where that ring is at anymore, lol.

Swazzle · April 2015

AlPacina said:
AW alert! When I was in Costa Rica we got drunk with these students from a local university. Julio didn't speak English, and I didn't speak Spanish. The catch is, we both knew a tiiiiiiiiiiny bit of French. So we spoke conversational French for a while, then danced for a while, then went to the local school playground and made out. His hair looked like PRINCE's! I HAD TO HAVE HIM.

You rang?

labro · April 2015

@CLoGreenEyes I'm glad you finally decided to join the rest of us hos. Sex is awesome!!!

LizzyTish88 · April 2015

I'm glad you asked @jenjen047 because I feel I do need to explain this. Not that it's a great explanation...

I was in high school and I was at my then BF's house and he had a bunk-bed. We we on the bottom bunk with sheets covering the sides so it's not like the other four were watching us. The other four were actually my two best friends at the time and his two best friends at the time and they were all busy at the same time so no one noticed. They didn't have sex, but were fooling around. One couple was on the top bunk and one couple was on a couch on the other side of the room.

Not one of my proudest moments that's for damn sure. But were were in loveeeee and obviously were going to be together foreverrrrrr so I fell for that dumb shit.

CLoGreenEyes · April 2015

@LaBro, I'm honestly just delighted that so many of y'all thought I was one of the hos before, lol. Sex IS awesome!

buddysmom80 · April 2015

Congrats @goldenpenguin and @twodimes!

@jenjen047 I used to babysit (well kid-sit, she was 9 by the time I was a senior in HS) for years and would house sit in the summer when they were on the Cape, so I knew the family really well. The mom wasn't home that much and was cheating on him with another neighbor (our neighborhood was very Desperate Housewives).

When I came home from college, the dad would take me to the bars on Fridays and Saturdays so I could drink underage and eventually one thing led to another and we had sex in the back of his Range Rover the last Friday before I left for college again. I was young and dumb and the only reason I did it and didn't feel bad (back then) was because he told me all summer his wife was leaving him and I believed it because she was never home.

They're still married.....

jenjen047 · April 2015

@alpacina - "had to have him" hahaha

@clogreeneyes - i love that you "had sex and it was awesome and now idk where that ring is"

@caseface5 - oh the classy things we do in HS because we have no other options and bc we dont know any better....i gave my first BJ with 2 friends watching...and wasnt really disturbed by it.....wtf? now i wont even have sex with BF if we have a guest staying in the next room.....

@buddysmom80 - very scandalous! i love it!

as for me dating someone twice my age....i met my ex bf when i was 21 and he was 41 (ok not technically twice my age but damn close) we dated for 3 years actually and i thought we would get married. looking back, i am SO GLAD we didnt (for a number of reasons, but the age was one of them)

[Deleted User] · April 2015

@Labro - Sorry I totally missed out on getting my guesses in! Awesome game though...i'll have to be better next time!

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