Have you actually applied for a job? Or is this all just theoretical?
When I interview people I call them up and this is what I say:
"I've received your resume for the position of rodeo clown and I'm interested in meeting with you. I'm looking at doing interviews on Thursday and Friday of next week, what times work best for you on those days".
I do not interview people who call me up and say "Hi I need to interview with you on Saturday", that is not how this works. I will call you to set up an interview and we can discuss times then. You will work around my availability because you want me to hire you. Trust me, you are one out of several who want this job. If you can't be flexible I will move on to the next person.
I don't get it. So many businesses have weekend hours. Why can't they do one on a weekend?
Maybe they will. Have you fucking asked this mytical business that you have a potential interview with? Maybe they do interviews on Saturday. Maybe they don't. Maybe while the workers are there, the HR staff/management is off.
WE DON'T FUCKING KNOW. I've never had a non-retail interview on a Saturday. Actually I've never had any interview on a Saturday. I've taken time off from work to go to an interview. Cause that's what you FUCKING DO.
I don't get it. So many businesses have weekend hours. Why can't they do one on a weekend?
Is the place you a hypothetically interviewing at one of the businesses with weekend hours? If not, then that is just not how it works. Take a couple hours off at your job and go to the interview. Its not that fucking complicated.
Are you under a spell which renders you unconscious and unable to interview during normal business hours? I don't want to assume that you're too stupid to figure out that you may have to take off work or in some way rearrange your own schedule to fit the interviewer's.
However, if the magical spell is truly the issue, it may be difficult for you to actually perform the duties of whatever job you're interviewing for, so I'd come up with a way to address that in your interviews.
I do apply and ask. I'm not one of those slovenly people who dwell in their Section 8 housing, fend of government food, live like a pig, etc
Are you fucking serious with this shit?
I grew up in the goddamn projects. My parents were on government assistance and fucking worked their asses off.
Yeah you're so much fucking better then those people. You can't figure how the fuck interviews work.
Let this section 8 ghetto girl break it down for you. You apply for a job. They review your resume/application. If they want to interview you they fucking call you to set up a time to interview. You work your schedule around what they have available. They do not cater to you. You are not special. There is someone else who wants that job who will work with them on when to set up the fucking interview. This is how applying and interview for a job works.
Can't fucking believe you made it this far in life without knowing that shit.
I do apply and ask. I'm not one of those slovenly people who dwell in their Section 8 housing, fend of government food, live like a pig, etc
Are you fucking serious with this shit?
I grew up in the goddamn projects. My parents were on government assistance and fucking worked their asses off.
Yeah you're so much fucking better then those people. You can't figure how the fuck interviews work.
Let this section 8 ghetto girl break it down for you. You apply for a job. They review your resume/application. If they want to interview you they fucking call you to set up a time to interview. You work your schedule around what they have available. They do not cater to you. You are not special. There is someone else who wants that job who will work with them on when to set up the fucking interview. This is how applying and interview for a job works.
Can't fucking believe you made it this far in life without knowing that shit.
Have you actually applied for a job? Or is this all just theoretical?
When I interview people I call them up and this is what I say:
"I've received your resume for the position of rodeo clown and I'm interested in meeting with you. I'm looking at doing interviews on Thursday and Friday of next week, what times work best for you on those days".
You didn't know how accurate you were with the rodeo clown comparison. Maybe one that's been kicked in the head a few too many times.
I do apply and ask. I'm not one of those slovenly people who dwell in their Section 8 housing, fend of government food, live like a pig, etc
THE FUCK DID I JUST READ????
Are you seriously so fucking deluded that you think you are better than somebody else? When your ass had to come up on here to ask about interview times because you can't manage COMPLETING A THOUGHT ON YOUR OWN???????
IS IT FUCKIN OPPOSITE DAY? IS SOMEONE PLAYING A JOKE? WTF IS HAPPENING????
I don't get it. So many businesses have weekend hours. Why can't they do one on a weekend?
Oh, they can. This is actually a common interview tactic. They want to find out how persistent and assertive you are.
Pick up the phone, call, and tell them that their interview hours don't work, and tell them it's changing, right fucking now. If they resist, say this:
Bitch, do you know who I am? I'm the thunderstorm coming to rain on your mid level management weak ass parade! I will fucking annihilate you and your entire bullshit department. I'm going to be the supervisor of the apocalypse, and you will respect my power. Now schedule that fucking Saturday interview, or you may as well hang up the phone and quit now.
Can I still call this MUD if it's obviously a troll? Because any shred of doubt I had that someone was that clueless just vanished with that last comment. S/he just seriously jumped the shark.
And just because it's my favourite gif right now and clearly appropriate...
I don't get why people are responding to her...? If she's this obvious of a troll...? She's not responding to attitudes or questions people are asking, she's just kind of...talking like she's a wall.
I don't get it. So many businesses have weekend hours. Why can't they do one on a weekend?
Oh, they can. This is actually a common interview tactic. They want to find out how persistent and assertive you are.
Pick up the phone, call, and tell them that their interview hours don't work, and tell them it's changing, right fucking now. If they resist, say this:
Bitch, do you know who I am? I'm the thunderstorm coming to rain on your mid level management weak ass parade! I will fucking annihilate you and your entire bullshit department. I'm going to be the supervisor of the apocalypse, and you will respect my power. Now schedule that fucking Saturday interview, or you may as well hang up the phone and quit now.
I don't get why people are responding to her...? If she's this obvious of a troll...? She's not responding to attitudes or questions people are asking, she's just kind of...talking like she's a wall.
I'm not so convinced she's a troll and not just someone who asks a lot of SUPER dumb questions that could be answered with things like this...
Can I still call this MUD if it's obviously a troll? Because any shred of doubt I had that someone was that clueless just vanished with that last comment. S/he just seriously jumped the shark.
And just because it's my favourite gif right now and clearly appropriate...
I don't get why people are responding to her...? If she's this obvious of a troll...? She's not responding to attitudes or questions people are asking, she's just kind of...talking like she's a wall.
I'm not so convinced she's a troll and not just someone who asks a lot of SUPER dumb questions that could be answered with things like this...
I don't get why people are responding to her...? If she's this obvious of a troll...? She's not responding to attitudes or questions people are asking, she's just kind of...talking like she's a wall.
I mean, I kind of feel the same way when people respond to certain other posters around here, but that's none of my business.
Re: What day of the week was your last non retail, long distance job interview?
Are you under a spell which renders you unconscious and unable to interview during normal business hours? I don't want to assume that you're too stupid to figure out that you may have to take off work or in some way rearrange your own schedule to fit the interviewer's.
However, if the magical spell is truly the issue, it may be difficult for you to actually perform the duties of whatever job you're interviewing for, so I'd come up with a way to address that in your interviews.
I'm the fuck out.
THE FUCK DID I JUST READ????
I'm the fuck out.
I am shocked that you are having trouble getting a job.
Mommy, you are a treasure. A TREASURE.
I'm the fuck out.
I'm the fuck out.